“ Luhan! Give that back! ”
“ LOL NO. ”

“ Chanyeol! Put me down, you giant! ”
“ Tell me you love me first. ”
“ Chanyeol. ”
“ Yes? ”
“ I wanna high five your face. ”

“ Tao. ”
“ Bbuing bbuing~ ”
“ Tao. ”
“ 1+1 = gwiyeomi~ ”
“ Tao. ”
“ Buy. Me. The. Damn. Gucci. ”
“ ... how much was the gucci bag again? ”

“ Yixing. ”
“ No no no, ohmygod where did I put my phone?! ”
“ Yixing, honey- ”
“ Shh! I'm looking for my phone, you old hag. ”
“ Yixing, you're holding onto your phone. ”
“ ... oh. OH. how did that get there? ”

“ Chen. You're sitting on my book. ”
“ I know. ”
“ Then why are you sitting on it? ”
“ It feels good on my . ”
“ I'm just, gonna pretend I didn't hear that. ”

“ Kai, can you get off? ”
“ Why? You're so comfortable. ”
“ I'm not your bed. ”
“ Well, you look good under me. ”
“ What the actual fk. ”

yes, i got bored and yes again, this is suppose to be retarded.
so excuse you, if you don't like it.
xx