"I won't be living anymore."

"Shut up."

"This doesn't make any sense…I'm a ing assassin, not a ing seducer…JUST WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS DAMNED WORLD?! MAKING ASSASSINS SEDUCERS YEA WE'RE Y AND ALL BUT REALLY WHAT THE HELL SERIOUSLY"

"Just shut up."

A knife flew towards Ayu-chan.

A potato hit Bel's head. Since when did she got hold of that?

Another knife.

Another potato.

Another knife.

Another potato.

Another knife.

Another…no, a mushroom.

Okay this is getting nowhere. Random things coming out of nowhere. But who knows? Potatoes can be pretty deadly, if you use enough force.I'm pretty sure you have no bat idea what the is going on, especially when Ayu said she loves chocolates then mushrooms then now potatoes. Confusing eh? Anyways Flashback to somewhere in the past, somewhere~

Flashback:

"LUSSU-NEE! ARE YOU DONE COOKIIING?"

"Maa maa hold on for a little while more~!"

"But but…I'M SO HUNGRYYYYY!!"

"Maa maa you can have some steamed potatoes over there!"

"OKAY~" The blue-no,red haired girl-it's red because she dyed her hair and because blue hair just sounds too weird-grabbed onto a potato, one bite and stood there.

Squalo then came in 'VOI'ing

Bel came in with a bored look

Fran, the usual.

Levi, Levi-ing.

Xanxus, Xanxus-ing in his office.

"VOOOOIIIII!! GET OUT OF THE WAY !"

Ayuura did not flinch at the word '' instead she just stood still there on the same spot.

A moment of silence

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"VOOOOIIIII ANSWER ME WOMAN!"

Another moment of silence

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Then the now redhead broke it.

"I…"

Question marks appeared above everyone's heads.

"I…"

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"I shall now declare that…"

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"I love potatoes and all my loyalty shall shall be dedicated to potatoes and potatoes only." Shojo bubbles appeared in the background and sparkled as she said

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"VOOOOIIIII!!! WHAT SORT OF IS THIS?!"

"Squ-chan, I suggest you do not do that. Respect potatoes, you never know when, one day,these awesome stuff will dissappear from Earth." Shojo bubbles appeared again. "Where did those Shojo bubbles come from?" Fran asked

"VOOOOIIIII-"

"Squ-chan, you, my dear…sir, have been told to shut up, but yet, you, being such a irritating and stubborn transual shark, decided to defy our orders and now, as the Queen of Potatoes and a member of the 'Anti-Squalo Alliance', I shall exile you, from the land of Potatoes no, deliver you the harshest punishment of all…

Paperworks."

Squalo paled at the thought of paperwork. But as a proud fishy he is, he kept his head up high.

"VOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WHAT THE ING HELL ARE YOU SAYING!"

"Shut. Up."

Ayu grabbed a handful of random potatoes and threw at Squalo's head. Hard.

"NOW TASTE THE POWER OF POTATOES !!!!"

"VOOOOOIIII I'LL CUT YOU UP IN 5 ING SECONDS!"

"1, 2, 3, 4, 5! HA! BEAT THAT, ! I'M STILL ALIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVEEE~!"

"VOOOOIIIII I'LL KILL YOU!"

"You cant kill me~ I'm the potato Go-odd~ I rule the world with po-ta-toes~"

"AYUURA-CHAN! STOP THIS ACT AT ONCE!"

"Lussu-neee I'm sorry…"

"Mama Luss shall forgive you don't do it again okay?"

"Yesh Luss-nee." S

qualo is there trying to free himself from potatoes. But once his head gets out, Bel's knives flew towards him, to prevent him from getting out.

And then, all hell broke loose again.

Ayu potato-ing

Bel ushishi-ing in the corner as if he was a invisible phantom dude

Fran Fran-ing

Levi in the tree(how the heck did he get there O_O) and- nevermind about that guy.

Xanxus chilling in his office.

Repeat the same scene again, With more potatoes and stuff.

And dinner that, every one minute later, the scene repeats again.

The same old, typical Varia dinner.