Luhan Sehun Kris Hee-young xiumin chanyeol lay kai exo suho 

"guys,im going to be an appa,hee-young's pregnant!" 

"yay!im going to be an uncle!"

"how long hee-young?"

"im 4 weeks pregnant kris oppa" 

"told you you're gonna be an uncle soon chanyeol!"

"yah!congrats baby sis,im happy for you guys"

"thanks yeolie oppa"

"i wonder who the baby will look like" 

"i sure hope not luhan hyung!"

"yah! of course the baby will look like me,im the father"

"what makes you so sure?hmmm"

"because i was your FIRST"

"noona is it a boy or a girl?"

"the doctor said we will know the gender when im 5 months into the pregnancy"

"maybe we should let the gender of the baby be a suprise?"

"yeah,i like that" 

"i cant wait for the baby to come out!"

"yeah!" 

"oh god,my baby will have a derpy uncle,baozi uncle,picaso uncle,panda uncle and a unicorn uncle"

"thats why he/she will never be bored because he/she will have 11 hot,handsome,funny and cool uncles!"

"yeah and we will come here everyday to visit you guys! im gonna give the baby a lot of money!" 

"oh god"