Bakaleya Talks
AKB48 ONE-SHOT Anthology
““This is BAKADA! Don’t make fun of our spirit!””
““Well, technically this is Cattleya’s 2nd Branch.””
Tetsuya: “……….”
Tatsuya: “Gah… Seriously, Fumie, you don’t need to be so strict. It sounds weird when you say ‘Cattleya 2nd Branch’.”
Tetsuya: “Bakada will always be Bakada.”
Oba Mina: “So you guys are going by your stage names here?”
Maya: “Hrm? Well, this is a show for the drama after all….”
Paru: “We just recently did another drama, so it’s better to stick with normal names on the girl side.”
Shohei: *sobs “Girls…..make me so sad……..”
Tatsuya: “What now Shohei-kun?”
Shohei: “I confessed to Momo-chan in real life, but she rejected me….” *sulks
Mariya: “Well, you can’t exactly expect her to accept you.”
Paru: “I agree, there have already been a lot of scandals, so there would be big trouble if there was a relationship.”
Tetsuya: “Shohei-san, you need to grow up and act your age.”
Shohei: “Ah, shut up Tetsuya…. I’m your senpai!”
Oba Mina: “Isn’t that even more reason to act mature?”
Shohei: “…….” *can’t respond
Tatsuya: “Hey, hey, no need to be so stiff!” *pats girls on the back
Tetsuya: “It’s a sign of friendship~~”
Oba: *sighs “Seriously? Tetsuya-kun, I though you would be more serious than this.”
Maya: “But this is a comedy talk show.”
Shimada: “Shut up girly guy.”
Maya: “Huh? You want a fight!?”
Paru: “Seriously, Haruu~ stop. We aren’t doing anything related to Majisuka Gakuen currently.”
Shimada: “Well, it was a joke actually.”
Maya: “I guess we were getting too into our roles.”
Oba: “Just wondering, but where are all the others?”
Paru, Tatsuya: “They had jobs.”
Shohei: “Haah~ If you two weren’t so bland, you would make a good couple.”
Mariya: *punches Shohei and beats him up
Shimada: “Paru isn’t interested in him.”
Paru: “Yeah.”
Tatsuya: “This is a dangerous topic you know….”
Paru: “Plus, I like Yuria-chan.”
[Sakae, Nagoya]
Yuria: “Ah, Paru’s talking about me.”
Jurina: “Are you psychic?”
[Back to them]
Shimada: “Man, to tell the truth, I was expecting some action on the girl side in Bakaleya.”
Paru: “It was so different from Majisuka where we had to do a lot of fight scenes.”
Tatsuya: “Hey, but they’re hard to do.”
The boys start ranting about how annoying the make-up was and the fact that there were a lot of those gang wars. Thus all the girls fell asleep.
[[An hour later]]
Paru: “Is it already time?”
*smash*
????: “Yo!!”
Girls: “Takamina-san, yo.”
Boys: “Why are we getting ignored over a midget….?” *silently cries
Tetsuya: “To think that this started out with such an energetic introduction…..”
Takamina: “I guess this turned kind of boring…. Well, we aren’t going to do it again because Bakaleya isn’t as popular or well-known as Majisuka Gakuen…. Spoilers are a really bad thing……..”
Boys: *depressed
A/N: Personally, I liked the drama, but I can't make a comedy talk show out of it. Since I said I would on one of the sites I post on, I decided to write this anyways.
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