[SKE48 no Magical Radio OneShot]

The Magical Radio crew as well as Rie, Rena, and their assistants were having a big party in a karaoke place. It had been a year since Kumi and Ogi-chan left, but everyone finally had time to meet up again. Kumi was still that meek and slightly clumsy girl who went crazy once in a while. Ogi-chan was still great at martial arts and all that crazy stuff.

“…Ah, it’s already been such a long time since we did radio together. Right, Kumi-chan, Ogi-chan?” Kanon asked a rhetorical question.

“Haha, but it’s been even longer since we did any radio with that Jurina… She’s sadly a bit delayed today though.” Ogi-chan gave smile to everyone.

“Where is she right now anyways?” Their bird DJ curiously inquired. But they didn’t bother to call that puppy girl that had been Akane’s partner in the past. They just did radio together not a few hours ago after so long. Either way, Jurina was going to show up at an amazing time. She has great timing.

“Now, now, everyone, let’s enjoy this night and we can drink.” Rie clapped her hands twice and her assistant helped her refill her glass. The president’s daughter’s strange way of speech hadn’t changed at all.

“Cheers!” They all clanked their cups. By now, almost everyone was old enough to drink obviously, though it seemed that they had forgotten a certain episode where drinking had led to a disaster. Hopefully, Kumi-san was better at controlling herself and Yuria Geller wouldn’t go all wacko with her vampire side.

Onimaru and Wakachin sat aside, being squished into the wall by all the others. Of course, that gross producer was more than happy to have his Wakachin act as the strange blue doll that he always hugged when he slept.

Because of Kanon and Rie’s amazing connections, the feast was on. Well, it was on until Jurina came in 15 minutes late.

“Wait a second!!” Like always, her timing is just too perfect. The second the girls were about to start eating, yes only the girls since Wakachin was suffering eating the love of Onimaru. Yes, that puppy mouthed girl Jurina barged in.

“Jurina!” Everyone exclaimed. The said girl had a strange package in her hands. It was obvious what to expect next.

“I have Russian Roulette Cream Puffs for everyone~~!”

“EH!?”

With their typical interaction, a game of Russian Roulette with Cream Puffs started. With Wakachin being with Onimaru, Jurina was the commentator and judge for this game.

“Ok, so there’s one spicy cream puff filled with wasabi, it’s pretty simple and since there’s water here, it’ll be easier to go through.”

“Eh…” They moaned, especially Ogi-chan. The small-faced AD suffered the pain of spicy Russian Roulette games many times.

“1, 2! Eat it in one bite~” Jurina signaled.

“Nom.”

“Fuu…” Rena murmured.

“??”

“Rena… You ok...?” Jurina asked curiously. Even though the former director could handle spicy, wasabi was kind of… not super appealing tasting.

“Uuu… I’m ok.”

“Hrm… This’ll make you feel better!” Jurina gave Rena a light peck on the cheek.

Thud. The former director fell the floor with her face flushed. Innocently, the puppy actress wondered if that girl who shared her surname had drank a lot of alcohol before she came along.

“Ooo! Wakabayashi kiss me too!” Onimaru cried out, disrupting the never existing atmosphere.

Wakachin attempted to cry out for help in his awkward manner, “Sawako-chan! Akane-san! Sav-”

Everyone tried to ignore the strange men and continued on with what they were doing. Jurina carried Rena in bridal style and laid her onto the sofa-chair thing, possibly defying the laws of Gravity, but then again, Rena was a light person.

Rena’s assistant, Nao, brought over a cup of water for when the elder Matsui came to. She looked somewhat relieved that she didn’t have to sing and have strange background noises at the moment. Nao sat down next to Rie’s assistant, Nanako. Nanako rested her head on Nao’s shoulder and they just watched.

“Now, let’s get back to partying!! Who wants to sing first!?” Yuria Geller magically poofed up a microphone and yelled out to the group.

“Yuria~ Let’s do Ookami to Pride together.” Kumi proposed only to be rejected.

Yuria pouted, “But… You’re just going to cheer and forget to sing…”

“Hehe… but Yuria is too CUTE~!!”

And everyone else went onto a different topic.

Suddenly Rena woke up. In the spur of the moment, took the glass of water and splashed it on Rie-san before ultimately smashing it upon Onimaru’s head. “WOAH!!!” Then she raised her hands and formed a blue energy ball that knocked the producer out.

Lucky Wakachin, he was saved.

“Kissed by a girl…” Rena murmured with a dark concerned look plastered all over her face.

Jurina sheepishly observed. It seemed that the former director was taking a little peck too far.

“After being kissed by Jurina!” And a monologue started.

“We two ran off to a small countryside and started a farm!!” Rena acted out her words.

Doing a strange voice, she giggled, “Honey~ This year, we’ve harvest a lot of crops.”

“Oh! Jurina-kun, you’re so cool!” The former director fangirled in her fantasy.

“BUT!!” She screamed.

With a grim look, she uttered, “It didn’t last long… Our happy days!”

“Kaboom!” She mimicked an explosion.

“We were attacked.”

“Rena! Run!!” She made the weird voice again.

Rena fell to the ground and cried out, “Noo! Jurina-kun!! Don’t sacrifice yourself!”

“NOOOOOOO!!!!”

And then, the former director calmed down. Wakachin noted that the fantasy was like all the others before them, weird. Also, the ‘Monarch of the Night’ and ‘Kabuki-cho’ weren’t mentioned, surprisingly.

“So, you married Jurina?” Ogi-chan questioned awkwardly.

“If you want go to Canada and marry Jurina-san.” Rie-san stated with a matter of fact tone.

“…Rena-chan~ I love you!!” Jurina pounced onto the former director, her face flushed.

Nanako asked Nao, “Did she drink?”

“Oops… I wasn’t keeping an eye on her.” The assistant replied.

“WHOO HOO!! LET’S PARTY!!!” Jurina yelled.

Yuria Geller cast a spell. “Tehe~!”

“WOOOAH!! GO TO HELL!!!!” And Kumi went crazy, smashing her guitar onto Onimaru’s head.

Sawako and Ogi-chan looked at each other and the scene unfolding in front of them and laughed. Magical Radio, a place of messed of things, yes, that’s how it was. Akane sighed before joining in with the mess and Wakachin got trampled.

“Hey don’t forget about me!”

“Who would forget about the bird-san?”

“Hey who’s a bird!!?”

“I love you~ Rena-chan, since a long time ago~”

“Me too~”

Their lips met for a second and then chaos ensued again. Raising their cups, they clinked together, “Cheers! And may we be together for a long time afterwards!”

In that simple radio station, in that plain room. There was a place, a place that contained many memories. A radio sat by. A recording room was present. Two girls sat at the table. 1, 2… This was Magical Radio.

“This is Jurina-chan!”

“Nice to meet you!”

“As a gift for letting me join you, I brought Russian Roulette Cream Puffs!”

That was the starting line.