I'm closing this request shop for now.
I have a lot of requests I need to catch up on and I don't want them to build up.
So sorry~ No more reqeusts from now~

Hello there reader who happened to stumble across my one-shot request factory.
Would you like a cup of tea? No? Okay then.
So if you haven't guessed already, this is a place where you can request and read a one-shot written just for you! and all the other one-shots written here. Exciting stuff. 

I'm not going to post a whole bunch of rules for you to read. 
I only have one: I like chocolate. Is that rule in your head yet? Okay moving on...

HOW TO REQUEST FOR A SHOT OF HOT TEA.
(your one shot)

If you turn to your left you will see a wall or a window or a door or a piece of cheese. Don't touch it.
Now if you keep scrolling down you will see the piece of chicken Onew pooped out today.
But seriously, keep reading.
You will come across a link. That's right, a magical linky link tink.
If you press on that wonderous link, you will be taken to another magical web page.
That webpage will contain the way to obtain the key to your one-shot request.
Fill it out, submit it and wait for rainbows to start dancing.
Your request has just been sent through.
GOOD JOB!!!!1!

*note: rainbows won't actually start dancing.

So you're wondering, where's the link? Where is this wonderous amazing piece of link I keep talking about!? Well.... It tastes like chocolate. Keep reading.

After you've sent your application / request form, check your wall.
When you see me (elixyr) commenting with a random word on your wall, don't eat that word. Don't flush that word down the toilet, but copy it or save it in your lovely head / brain of yours.
Comment in the comment box below this ridiculously long instructiong thing that probably has annoyed all of you with that word. 
As soon as I see that word, your one-shot will be added to the to-write-list.

You see, I don't write the stories in order of requests, but I write them in order of response.
So be like a sloth and get your random word in as fast as you can to get your story written first! 
*note: Sloth's aren't fast. I just like the word sloth. It's so fun to say... SLOTTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHH.

Happy requesting and reading, you awesome-sauce people.
Oh and by the way... here's the link: http://www.tfaforms.com/203853

P.S: If you ask for a rated story in the request form, you probably won't get one. Because let's be honest, as much as I love chocolate, i can't write a rated story to save my life. I don't even know why I put that option there. So yeah, if you request for rated fic, it may have elements of you know... suggestivenessnessnesss and stuff, but no . Sorry, here have an ice cream.

I'M JUST GONNA SUBTLY (not really) PROMOTE MY OWN FIC THAT I'M WRITING AT THE BOTTOM OF THIS UH THING.
http://www.asianfanfics.com/story/view/41147/royal-pain-in-the--comedy-ukiss