Hypothesis one:

Those two are not the lovey-dovey type of couple. They fight, yes. They watch Boys Over Flowers with blank look. What the hell? Shouldn’t they be at least fanboying of how good Goo Jun Pyo looks? That is wrong. And I swear I saw Changmin’s hand was twitching as if it itched to grab something beside his snack.

They are hiding something.

“Chaaangmiiin!!! Get out of the damn bathroom already!!!”

Junsu winced at Jaejoong’s scream. Well it wasn’t like Changmin didn’t deserve it. He had been in the bathroom for about half an hour. And it was seven in the evening, the water should be freezing cold. That didn’t stop him from taking long bath though. Legendary long showers he was.

Finally, a distinctive noise of a bathroom door opened, Jaejoong’s nagging and no return from Min who probably had been used to his fits. Junsu sighed; their dorm life would never, ever change.

The baritone singer opened their fridge, and as cold stuffs came to his view, Junsu’s jaw dropped.

Without him noticing, Changmin who still wearing a half-wet T-shirt and shorts walked pass him with a towel drying his hair. He was about to lean down and kissed his lover’s cheek since no one watching but instead, his brow raised seeing Junsu’s horror-stricken look. Then he looked into the fridge and scoffed.

Changmin left the kitchen and making his way to his shared room to change his clothes, just as Yunho stepped out of it with a PSP in his hands. He spotted their baritone singer at the corner of his eyes and looked at Junsu strangely.

Seriously, what happened to his band members? A panicked Junsu just after a James Bond Yoochun wasn’t a normal circumstance.

“Su?” Yunho waved a hand in front of Junsu’s face, gaining no response. Not funny. He held the other’s shoulders and shook him, hard, again and again. “Junsu! What the hell is going on with you?”

Still no response. Yunho was about to call out Chun and Min for help, but then he heard a distinctive noise of Min’s motorcycle left their dorm. What the hell? Now their maknae wandering off with a great risk of being eaten alive by fangirls out there? Or fanboys! Wait, both of them were equally dangerous.

“Ho, what’s going o—”

“Jaejoong! Junsu has a freaking sudden ! He’s paralyzed! This fridge has freaking radioactive materials inside that numb his brain out!”

“Huh?”

“It’s like the Chernobyl incident and it happens in our dorm, Jaejoong ah!”

“Yunho, calm down. There is no way we have such things in our dorm. Calm, down. Now breathe.”

“But it’s—Breathe? What am I, a pregnant new mother?” Yunho asked with a weird look. “Now Jaejoong thinks I’m pregnant. What’s going on with this band?”

Jaejoong ignored Yunho’s words and peeked inside the fridge from Junsu’s shoulder. He sighed. “Junsu runs out of strawberry milk.”

“Huh?”

“Strawberry milk. He needs it in his system to keep himself sane. And he runs out of it. Now he is not sane.”

“Wait, I just bought him a dozen of it yesterday…”

“Maybe he had drunk those twelve boxes yesterday.”

“Is that even possible?”

“It’s Kim Junsu, he’s Dong Bang Shin Ki. Of course it is. Now, let’s sleep, we have early rehearsal tomorrow.”

A/N: Just saying...

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