There were at least three kinds of fight Park Yoochun had witnessed occurring in the Dong Bang Shin Ki household.

One, the fight between Dong Bang Shin Ki’s so called everlasting couple, their mother and father; the Yunjae.

It was almost anticlimactic; as expected from a nearly flawless couple, yet their fights occurred nearly every day. The cause was pretty varying, but our genius Park Yoochun had observed what the most frequent causes were.

Who wash the dishes today, who mop the floor today, who go out to shop today (and giving himself to those bloodthirsty fangirls), who massaging whose foot.

Now that he had solved the root and aftermath, the Yunjae fight case wasn’t so interesting to observe and work on.  

Moving on the next fight: the infamous one between himself and Jung Yunho over Xbox and online games.

“Stop pressing that damn button, hyung! That’s cheating!”

“How are you calling it cheating if I am using my best technique on my veeeerrryyy owwwnnn character? It’s not like you’ve never done it before!”

Our genius didn’t even bother to explain it out.

Now, the third.

“You two are playing chess, you should be! Go set your damn eyes on the ing board!” Did Jaejoong’s yelling had just spill the beans? Yes. Jaejoong had quite big mouth anyway.

The genius Park Yoochun observed the scene from a couch in their living room, watching the two young members of Dong Bang Shin Ki sitting on the floor, glaring at each other across a small, short table which had chess board with its chessmen covering various squares on its wooden surface.

Junsu and Changmin. Their fight—no, battle was eternal. Heck, they might have met at their previous life and reincarnated only so they can beat each other’s asses.

“Yah, you hear me?” Jaejoong’s words ran hanging in the air.

Changmin’s mismatched eyes created a rather awkward glare as he bore his eyes onto Junsu’s smaller ones. The elder yet shorter male’s eyes weren’t made for setting an angry gaze. They should be joyful, bright, childish. He looked like a child whose friend stealing his toy truck.

The staring contest was a bit awkward, since the two men couldn’t even glare properly.

Now, it was interesting, because those two, are boyfriends.

A/N: So... what do you think? O.o I hope you like this, albeit it's a bit... strange in some places...