Jo Kwon is fabulous, and so are his friends.

Unfortunately, everyone else he knows won't appreciate their fabulosity. 

Yes, that's a word now. 

That's why he and his es friends organize meetings to talk about things.

Who are the Diva Club?

I'm Jo Kwon, and I'm queen of our little mother's group. I absolutely do not, and have not, and will not EVER have a crush on Shin Soohyun of U-Kiss. If you say otherwise, I will cut you and eat your babies.

Heechul is the one we look up to, the ultimate diva of them all. No, we don't deny we're divas, because we are. Shame's he's a whining, winging little... no, I won't say that word. But seriously, we know Han Geng's in China and we don't care.

Sungjong is our resident smart-arse who wants Myungsoo in his pants. Good luck with that.

Kevin is sleeps with Eli, until Eli finds out Kevin's also sleeping with Kiseop. Kevin then has a thing with Kiseop, until Kiseop finds out Kevin's sleeping with Eli. Kevin then has a thing with Eli, until Eli finds out Kevin's sleeping with Kiseop, and so on.

Key is trying to convert poor "I'm-a-man,-seriously!" Taemin into one of us. Yet again, good luck with that.

Kwanghee just comes to about Siwan.