Lee Ha Kyung's POV

"Luhan's hands suddenly wandered all over your body.."

I was eating popcorn, my eyes locked on my laptop's screen. I was getting carried away with what I was reading..

"And you were surprised when he carried you to the bedroom.."

AHHHHHH! My eyes! I stumbled upon this website full of fanfics. I just wanted to see what girls think of him.. I didn't know that.. AHH! My innocence! People actually fantasize about him?! What?

"He, then, kissed you~~"

"YAH! HA KYUNG!"

I almost fell off of my seat. The popcorn was scattered all over the place. I panicked and immediately shut the laptop.

I turned around and he was standing there, looking at me with interest in his eyes.

"What? What do you want?"

My eyebrows met, wondering what is he smiling about.

"Can you cook something special today?"

He batted his eyes swiftly, trying to look cute.

"And why would I do that?"

I raised one eyebrow.

"Because Kris is coming to visit with his girlfriend. He said he wants to meet my crazy beautiful wife.."

He pouted and I just continued ignoring him and went back to facing my laptop.

"Please, yeobo~~"

I turned my head.. only surprised to feel his lips on my cheek.

"YAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! You ~" I screamed.

"What? I'm no ert." He smirked. "I'm your husband. I can kiss you whenever I  want to.."

He started to walk closer to me..

"Don't come closer.."

I grabbed the long pillow from the couch.

"I'm coming, Ha Kyungieee. " Then he made kissing noises.

EWWWW! Eeeeeeeeeek.

"DON'T DO THAT. EWWW. "

"Fine, I'll stop."

I was surprised that he did. I dropped the pillow and fixed my t-shirt.

My eyes widened when he ran up to me and stole a kiss from my other cheek.

"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" 

I got the pillow and hit him hard. Twice? Thrice? Seriously.. this guy.. ugh.

"I think you should cook now. Kris and Sunny will be here any minute. "

He said as he ran up the stairs. "Kiss you later, Yeobo!"

I pulled my hair out. I rubbed my cheeks, this kiss stealer.

AHHHHH! WHY DOES HE HAVE TO BE ATTRACTIVE?! But no! No! No!

I heavily stomped to the kitchen and cooked it all away.

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I set the table for four, putting down the Soondobu Jiggae (Soft tofu stew) and Yangnyeom Tongdak (Seasoned Fried Chicken) that are my personal specialties. My mom loves cooking so I guess, I got it from her.

My cooking skills were finally of use when.. *scoff* when we got married.

It's only been a month and hmm, I think you can say that I'm getting a hand of it already.

I removed the apron and found Luhan standing by the dining room door, leaning, grinning.. directly at me.

"What are you smiling about, Lu Han?!"

"Luhan's hands suddenly wandered all over your body... and so on and so forth.."

Omo! Don't tell me... My eyes widened, I felt my cheeks burning.

"I saw your laptop.."

He winked.

"Y-ya-YAH! Why did you do that without asking permissi-permission?!"

"And.. why are you stuttering, Mrs?"

"WH-WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? I'M NOT STUTTERING?"

I said, fixing my posture and going back to my strong composure.

"You know, you don't have to read that stuff when you can actually get the real thing.."

My heart started to beat fast. What? What's happening to me?

He walked towards me.. and I just backed up with his every step.

I hit the wall. Great.. wall. Great going right there.

Our faces were inches away from each other when..

*kriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing*

The doorbell rang! Yes, saved by the bell!

"I'll get that."

I said, glad about the perfect timing.

"I'm seriously gonna kill Kris."

He removed his arms. I walked up to the door and I opened it.

My jaw almost dropped. Waaaaaaah, what a perfect couple!

"Hi there, you must be Ha Kyung, right?"

"The one and only.." I chuckled.

"You're kris and she must be..."

"I'm Sunny. Sunny Jang. Nice meeting you, Eonni. Waaah, Oppa is really a lucky guy.." 

Said the girl Kris was embracing. She looked perf. Like one of those models that can be charming and y at the same time. They looked great together. Perfect being an understatement.

"Come in."

I said, backing away from the entrance.. signaling them to go inside.

Kris: "Nice pad. Where's hyung? Has he been treating you well?"

Me: "I guess, he's changing. You should ask him if I've been treating him well.."

We all laughed.

Sunny: "You guys look really perfect together.."

She said, staring at our wedding picture which is the first thing that you'll see when you go in.

Kris: "I agree.. you have chemistry. I hope that Sunny and I will get to that level soon too.."

Sunny: "Aww, egi."

Then, they hugged. Awww, love.

Luhan: "Way to be cheesy, Kris!"

I turned around and yes, it was my husband.

The handsome, weird, erted kiss stealer I have for a husband.

I was surprised when he wrapped my arms around my waist.

Kris: "What's that smell? it smells so.. yummy."

Sunny: "Is that Yangnyeom Tongdak?"

Luhan nodded.

"Well, my wife here is such an amazing cook.."

Since when did he like my cooking? Ugh, such an irritating show off..

"Why don't we start eating?"

I said, secretly pinching Luhan's forearm.

We sat on the table and started digging in. 

Me -- Sunny

Table

Luhan -- Kris

"Come on, guys. Help yourselves.."

I was anxious as they took a bite.

Kris: "Waaaah, the chicken is so yummy!"

Sunny: "And the stew, too.."

I felt relieved. I can't help but smile when they fed each other. Cuteness.

Luhan: "Why don't you do that to me? Come on, AHHHHHHHHHH."

I kicked him from under the table.

"Owww!"

I laughed at his expression.

awww, damn. Why is he so cute?

Sunny: "Eonni, are you gonna come visit Oppa when they start with the shoot?"

My eyes narrowed.

What shoot? What? He's gonna have a shoot and he didn't even tell me?!

I stared at him and he coughed, looking uneasy.

Hey, it's not that I'm being a real wife or something.. but I least deserve to be informed.

He should thank me for going along with this.

"Yeah, of course. Of course, I'll visit him."

I faked a smile. 

Kris: "Aren't we lucky, hyung? Most girlfriends or wives wouldn't agree to kissing other girls for work. I mean, aren't we lucky that they trust us?"

My eyes narrowed even more. Kissing? He will kiss another girl? 

IN THIS SHOOT THAT I DID NOT KNOW OF? WHAT?

Sunny: "Yah! Kris! Just because I agreed to it doesn't mean that you can break my trust. You told me that it would be purely professional--"

Sunny gave Kris a death glare.

Kris: "Of course, babe. You know that you're the only one I love.."

Sunny's frown turned upside down just like that... aww.

I stared at Luhan. He looked uncomfortable.

WELL, YOU DESERVE TO BE UNCOMFORTABLE. YOU PRICK. UGH

The meal went by so quickly.

We watched a movie and I was ignoring Luhan the whole tiime.

He tried hugging me and all that but I just kept on pushing him away.

"Aish, too bad we have to go.."

Kris said by the door.

"We'll promise to visit you soon! And I hope we have godchildren by then!"

Sunny commented.

"I hope so too.."

YOU HOPE SO? NO, LUHAN. Never. AAAAAAAAAAAAAH

YOU DIDN'T TELL ME. I CAN'T BELIEVE HE DIDN'T EVEN TELL ME.

We walked them out. I noticed that someone was moving in next door.

Luhan waved goodbye as they entered their car.

I removed Luhan's arm around me.

"Yah~ Lee Ha Kyung~ don't be like this."

I walked to the living room. I heard him close the door.

"What? Don't be like what? I don't care. You can go ahead and start making out with other girls.."

I stated, eyes locked to the tv screen.

"Are you jealous?"

What? Are you kidding me?

I finally faced him.

"I'm not jealous, Luhan. I'm mad."

The doorbell rang. I thought that it was Kris or Sunny.. maybe they left something.

But I was surprised 'cause when I opened the door..

"OPPA?"

Lu Han's POV

"I'm not jealous, Luhan. I'm mad."

Wow, she really is mad. This is the first time that she actually called me by my name in THAT TONE..

in that scary, cold.. tone.

She stood up and the doorbell rang.

I scanned the living room because maybe, Kris and Sunny left something behind. 

But there was nothing.

I peaked to who was at the door.

"OPPA?!"

Oppa? Since when did she call someone Oppa?
 

Who the hell is this guy?!