[Hyunki's POV]

"Taemin-ah...tell me, honestly...A-a-are you turning gay?"

Taemin stared at Eunhyuk dumbfoundedly, totally bewildered by his absurd accusation. "Hyung!" he staggered. "I'm not! H-how could you-!"

"No it's just because...he's a g-guy and y-you're a guy t-too so-.."

"HYUNG! Stop it!"

"I'm just saying...because of how the media and all...and your fans..would react to this-"

"shikkeureowo! (shut up >_<)"

Don't laugh Ella, whatever you do, DO.NOT.LAUGH! I tried to suppress my laughter as much as I could but inside I was rolling on the floor laughing my heart out! If only they knew! If only... Taemin was literally red with anger and possibly...embarrassment! And Eunhyuk was backing away slowly from Taemin, as if he had some sort of contagious disease! OMG! Their expression are priceless!

*snort*... *snort* I couldn't restrain my laughter anymore and I helplessy burst out a fit of laughter on the spot. "Hahahahahahahaha! Oh hahahahahahha!" Taemin and Eunhyuk stopped bickering and turned to look at me with a WTH faces. Ah my stomach! It hurts so much! I probably looked like an idiot right now as I was practically on the floor, banging my fist on the chair, trying to control myself. Gosh I think I'm tearing up! Hahahaha I'm going get chocolate abs soon if I continue laughing like this! Oh my tummy! Oh hahahahahaha!

"What are you talking about? This person beside me is definately a girl." Heechul interupted. My laughter stopped abruptly and for once I remained speechless. This feels like Deja vú don't you think?

"Hyung, what does this mean? He's definately a guy, right?" Eunhyuk insisted.

"Yeah, he's a guy. Lee Soo Man wouldn't let a girl live with us." Taemin said. Oh hell he would!

 Heechul laughed. "Whatever you say, boyfriend! Just make sure you bring her to my "get-together" tomorrow night and bring the rest of Shinee aswell! But don't say anything to fishy or simba! It's a surprise!" winked Heechul. "Wow! I'm so proud of you Taemin! To think you'll be able to make a girl dress up as a guy for you,  just to be able to be with you! Aww it brings me tears!"

"He's a girl!?" Eunhyuk cried out incredulously.

"But sh-... he's not my-...we're not together!" argued Taemin.

"Whatever! Just bring her tomorrow! If you don't, then don't ever think of getting you're precious you-know-what from me anymore!" smirked Heechul.

Taemin scowled at him before violently grabbing my arm. "Fine! I'm going to take my girlfriend now if you don't mind! See you tomorrow hyung!" Heechul and Eunhyuk expressed of shock as Taemin litterally dragged me away.

"Kids these days!" sighed Heechul. "They grow up so fast!"

Meanwhile

"Yah! Stop it! I'm supposed to be an audience! Bring me back!" I demanded. Taemin had dragged me outside of the Star King setting and into one of the rooms in the SBS building. Must be one of the waiting rooms from the looks of it. Taemin released my arm which has unfortunatly left a huge red mark on it and began pacing back and forth in the room.

"Are you listening to me? Bring me back! I don't know this building too well and i don't know how to get ba-"

"Hyunki!" Taemin interrupted. He turned to face me and for some reason his expression on his face made me stop my blabbering.

"...What?"

He hesitated before looking directly into my eyes which seemed to make my whole body numb all of a sudden. "Be my girlfriend."

My heart stopped beating and my mind became totally blank at that moment. Eh? What did he say? G-g-girlfriend...me...with him?...

"Are you insane?!" I tried to control my breathing but it just feels like I've done more than an hour of cardio workout right now. Ugh! Why can't my heart stop beating...fast! Can't it beat like 72  beats per minute like normal people! Why must these things happen to me!? "You do realise I AM A GUY!!" I practically screamed. Taemin rolled his eyes and sighed.

"I know that! I'm not stupid!" Okay...I'm definately confused. I remained quiet, waiting for him to explain. "I mean be my FAKE girlfriend." ...That makes more sense^_^ I waited for him to explain further. "Look. Heechul hyung thinks you're a girl for some reason, probably because of you're weak femanine-looking figure. People would actually mistake you for being a girl you know!" Ouch that hurts my  manly pride!...i think (?)... "Anyway..."he hesistated. "Hyung has this "thing" that I really need and this "thing" reallly difficult to obtain just from anywhere and only Heechul knows where to get them so..."

"Is it drugs?" I blurted out. I immediately regretted saying it out loud. Taemin sent me a deathly look.

"Are you doing it or not?"  I pondered about it for a moment. If I do agree then that means I have to wear girly clothes again,which might make Jonghyun recognise me if he sees me as girl-me, WHICH in turn would totally expose the fact that I'm a girl! No way Josei! Not gonna happen! Wait...

"What's in it for me?" I asked curiously. Good thing I'm experienced in these kind of deals thanks to 7 years of living with a lazy so-called princess, my sister! Taemin narrowed his eyes before replying..

"What do you want?" he asked,wary. Simple. I expressed a smile that only a con-artist could pull off.

"Full co-operation." i smiled. Taemin stared blankly at me. What did you think I would ask for? A date with one of the members in Shinee? Kiss? Money? Fame? Heck no! I don't care about that!...well except the money part! "I want you guys to co-operate with me during my stay with you guys. This means actually listening to me, for once!, during my english and dance class! You guys have to follow my every order!" I smiled to myself. Yep! That's about it!

"Psh! That's it!?" cried out Taemin.  "Fine, whatever! Deal!"

Without warning,  Taemin came closer to me until we were inches apart. I didn't actually notice how tall he was compared to me. Must be the insoles. It just has to be it.  He stared at me which made me feel uncomfortable. I felt his eyes wander down my body and then linger at my face, scrutinizing every detail. I felt and so exposed. Once again, i felt my heart beat race and just hope to God that Taemin wouldn't be able to hear it. 

"Hmph! You do look like a girl." he said flatly before turning around to leave the room. "See you later. Girlfriend" He then left the room without a backward glance.I felt as if i needed to hurl. It sounded greasy and disgusting whenever he says it. Not the lovey-dovey way that I usually see in dramas. Heh! What did i expect! Just then I realised something...

"Wait! Taemin! Yeobu! Darling! Sugar! Baby-pop! Honey! My only ONE!" I cried out in my sickly sweet aegyo voice that I only use whenever i need something from someone. "Come back! I don't know how to go back!" Great! I'm lost. Taemin has disappeared somewhere in a flash leaving not a trace behind. I couldn't help but sigh.

"You lost?" I turned around to see who it was.

"Eunhyuk!" I cried out. There it was, no other than Eunhyuk himself, wearing a baggy but stylish multi-coloured patterned hoody, ripped skinny jeans, and a pair of high tops. For some reason, I felt flushed and embarrassed for completely no reason.

"Umm..."  Forgive me! I have a big mouth, i know, but i don't know what to say!

"I'll show you the way back!" he offered. "I got lost so many times during my early trainee days too!"

I didn't say anything, i just stared. Soo...cute!...>_< (fangirl moment)

"Look, I just want to say sorry." he said. This brought me back to reality. Sorry...for what? "Sorry for mistaking you as a guy earlier on. Sorry, it's just that you-...guy..taemin... sorry!"

I couldn't help but giggle. "No worries! Completely forgot about it!" i smiled. Eunhyuk seemed to become cheered up as he grinned at me from ear to ear. Aww! Cuteness overload.

"So...what did you like about Taemin?" That question caught me off guard. What am I supposed to say? I don't like him! Think Ella, think!

"His...head!" I blurted out. Crap why the head? I must have sound like a weird ert right now. Just then I remembered Taemin's deathly glare earlier on which made me shiver. Eunhyuk surprisingly laughed. I looked up at him, confused.

“No. Don't get me wrong. I understand you!" he said. I waited for him to explain."When I first saw Taemin, I thought he was really pretty. At that time there was a trainee noona in front of him, and Taemin was even prettier than her.”  he admitted. (True story ^_^ )I started laughing. Seriously!?

"Well here you go!" he announced. I looked around and sure enough we were back in the Star King setting. Wow I didn't even remember walking back here. We've been talking abotut random things on the way which made me loose track of time.Eunhyuk's so fun to be with! I just wish he was my "boyfriend" instead of THAT! I saw Taemin at the other side of the room beside Heechul, probably discussing his beloved "thing". When Taemin saw me with Eunhyuk, he forced a smile and sent me an ugly flying kiss which made seriously want to get sick. Beside me, Eunhyuk laughed.

"I better leave now!" he said. "Take care of your boyfriend!" And with that he left me to go talk to the PD or the other guests in the room. Yeah...my boyfriend...great...

My first boyfriend just had to be an idiot!

Help me!...

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Hope you like this chapter guys! It's much longer than i expected! Please comment and tell me what you thought about it!

P.S. Sory no pics for today!>_<