Park Chanyeol WHAT TIME IS ITTTTTTTTTT

Byun Baekhyun likes this.

Byun Baekhyun ITS ADVENTURE TIME

Kim Jongin ITS OBVIOUSLY SUMMERTIME

Byun Baekhyun ITS ADVENTURE TIME WITH JAKE THE DOG

Park Chanyeol AND FINN THE HUMAN

Kim Jongin ITS SUMMERTIME AGREE WITH ME OR DIE

Byun Baekhyun OMG YES

Kim Jongin ITS SUMMER TIME, ITS OUR VACATION

Kim Jongdae DO YOU GUYS *HAVE* TO ARGUE ABOUT EVERY SINGLE THING IN LIFE? GDI



Byun Baekhyun likes Adventure Time With Finn and Jake.

Park Chanyeol likes this.

Kim Jongin ITS SUMMER TIME WITH TROY AND GABRIELLA DAMN IT



Kim Jongin likes High School Musical 2.

Zhang Yixing GAAAAAYYYYY

Kim Minseok at least he didnt cry while watching captain tsubasa

Zhang Yixing STOP BRINGING THAT UP



Wu Yifan > Huang Zitao Babe, you should open a hot dog business. You know why? ‘cause you’re already an expert at making a wiener stand ;)

Kim Jongin, Kim Jongdae and and Zhang Yixing like this.

Huang Zitao …what?

Kim Joonmyun JESUS CHRIST WHAT IS THIS

Kim Jongin *jesus krist

Kim Jongin hahahaha get it

Kim Jongdae lol thats kinda funny

Do Kyungsoo ………whats going on. did you get hacked hyung?

Huang Zitao im scared…

Lu Han OH MY GOD WHATS GOING ON WITH DUIZHANG AWWW POOR TAO BABY COME HERE I’LL TAKE CARE OF YOU UNTIL HE GETS BETTER K?

Huang Zitao …okay…

Zhang Yixing ohgod wheres kris i need to ask him whats going on but adfadsfasdfas tummy hurts

Lu Han do you need me to take care of you too?

Oh Sehun honey, his tummy hurts from laughing too much



Do Kyungsoo something is going on… and i am determined to find out what.

Kim Jongin likes this.

Kim Jongin i’ll tell you whats going on. my wants your hole.

Do Kyungsoo I MEANT ABOUT KRIS YOU ERT



Huang Zitao Duizhang is being scary, but it’s kinda cute…

Kim Jongin likes this.



Oh Sehun > Lu Han Hyung ^-^ If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d put “U” and “I” together <3

Lu Han likes this.

Lu Han awww sehunnie /cuddles i love you so much asdfsafasg ;~;

Kim Jongin cool i wanna try

Kim Jongin kyungsoo hyung, if i could rearrange the alphabet i’d put “f” and “u” together

Do Kyungsoo !!!?!?!?!?!!!!

Kim Minseok if i could rearrange the alphabet i’d put “food” and “xiumin” together

Kim Jongdae if i could rearrange the alphabet i’d put “contract” and not allowed to date” away from each other

Zhang Yixing if i could rearrange the alphabet i’d put before work

Kim Jongin it means i want to you

Do Kyungsoo I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN WHY DID YOU HAVE TO WRITE THAT FACEBOOK IS A PUBLIC SOCIAL MEDIA DAMN IT

Kim Joonmyun IF I COULD REARRANGE THE ALPHABET I’D PUT ALL OF YOU IN YOUR ROOM. YOURE GROUNDED

Zhang Yixing youre just upset cause youre not getting laid, old man

Kim Joonmyun I AM /NOT/ OLD!!!!! WE WERE BORN IN THE SAME YEAR DAMN IT



Kim Minseok uploaded 26 pictures in the album BET CHU WANNA TASTE THIS BAOZI

Kim Minseok, Lu Han and Kim Jongdae like this.

Kim Jongdae work it gurllll

Kim Jongin …this is disgusting.

Kim Minseok jealous

Do Kyungsoo whats with the album title?

Lu Han BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOZI



Wu Yifan > Zhang Yixing Lay, I want to get you lay-ed ;))))

Kim Jongin, Kim Jongdae and Oh Sehun like this.

Oh Sehun lolwhat

Zhang Yixing yes… what?

Kim Jongin OH GOD HAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT IS AIRRRRRRR

Kim Jongdae AIR IS WHAT YOU BREATHE

Kim Jongdae JFC GE YOURE INSANE

Kim Minseok AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA AND I THOUGHT /I/ WAS CRAZY

Wu Yifan boom shakalala boom shakalaka boom shakalaka

Zhang Yixing whats going on…

Huang Zitao GE! ;~; WE’RE OVER!

Kim Joonmyun WHAT ON EARTH IS GOING ON HERE!? WU YIFAN YOU ARE THE LEADER WHY ARE YOU GIVING THEM A BAD EXAMPLE!?



Huang Zitao is now Single.

Lu Han tao sweetie are you okay? TT_TT

Huang Zitao no!!!!

Zhang Yixing hey i can explain! i didn’t do anything!

Huang Zitao YOU OBVIOUSLY SEDUCED HIM DIDN’T YOU YOU LYING

Huang Zitao I HATE YOU

Huang Zitao I’M GIVING MY RESIGNMENT LETTER TOMORROW

Zhang Yixing TAO NO DON’T DO THAT!!!



Byun Baekhyun is wondering why everyone is being weird…

Park Chanyeol likes this.

Park Chanyeol except for me right baekhyunnie? :3

Byun Baekhyun you’ve always been weird, sweetie.

Oh Sehun lol omg



Huang Zitao likes Anti EXO.

Lu Han tao baby just because duizhang is being a jerk doesn’t mean you can go anti on us ;a; we’re your brothers!

Kim Joonmyun tao, please calm down~ we’ll talk to him and sort things out okay?

Huang Zitao SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP I HATE YOU ALL



Kim Jongdae EXO-K = EXO Kids, EXO-M = EXO Men!

Kim Minseok likes this.

Park Chanyeol EXCUSE MEEEEEEEEEEEE!?

Kim Minseok you’re excused.

Kim Jongin *gasps* HOW DARE YOU CALL US CHILDREN YOU IMMATURE BRAT

Kim Jongdae for once, i am your hyung yet you are talking to me impolitely. so childish don’t you think?

Oh Sehun …hes got a point.

Byun Baekhyun AT LEAST WE GET TO PROMOTE EVERYDAY WITH GIRLS GENERATION. YOURE STUCK WITH CELCIUS

Do Kyungsoo uh… hyung? they’re called ‘fahrenheit’ not celcius…

Kim Minseok OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA CELCIUS. DYING

Park Chanyeol LEAVE BAEKHYUNNIE ALONEEEE T_T AT LEAST OUR GROUP’S LEADER IS NORMAL (ALTHOUGH A BIT OLD AND GRANPAISH) AND OUR MAKNAE HAS A PERFECT LOVE LIFE AND OUR MAIN DANCER IS NOT CONFUSED ABOUT OUR LEADERS BEHAVIOUR

Kim Jongin in other words… grandpa > duizhang, sehun = better life than tao ge, kim jongin = not ually confused about grandpa unlike yixing about duizhang

Kim Joonmyun why is it that none of you can use polite words…



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Wu Yifan Just woke up to a hangover… What happened last night?

Kim Jongdae, Kim Jongin and 5 others like this.

Kim Jongin ARE YOU KIDDING ME

Kim Jongin YOU SERIOUSLY DON’T REMEMBER!?

Wu Yifan …no? What happened?

Kim Joonmyun wait, so you weren’t the one posting on facebook?

Wu Yifan i cant remember, i was drinking something that i thought was coffee but it wasn’t and i guess i got drunk.

Lu Han THAT MEANS YOU DIDN’T CHEAT ON TAO WHICH MEANS YOU AND HIM AND GET BACK TOGETHER

Wu Yifan huh?

Kim Jongdae why don’t you check your timeline? 8D



Wu Yifan Tao my angel Huang Zitao, I am terribly sorry for yesterday. I wan intoxicated therefore I wasn’t myself. Sorry for the words I have spoken to you and to Yixing. It was a mistake. Will you ever forgive me?

Lu Han likes this.

Lu Han AWWWWW THIS IS SO CUTEEEEE

Oh Sehun but i’m cuter right?

Lu Han well, we don’t usually fight and when we do /i/ always apologize…

Do Kyungsoo no offense, but can you guys like not have your private talks here? Duizhang is trying to apologize to his (ex)boyfriend.

Kim Jongin i like kyungsoo’s

Do Kyungsoo WHAT THE HELL JONGIN

Kim Jongin you said /private/ talks, i was just expressing my feelings 8D

Wu Yifan oh my lord why was i drunk none of this would have happened if i wasn’t…



Huang Zitao > Wu Yifan Did you really mean it? Everything you said?

Wu Yifan Of course, I love you with all my heart and soul. But if you are not willing to let me take you back then I completely understand.

Kim Jongdae the course of love never did run smooth ~william shakespeare

Do Kyungsoo jfc hyung can you not ruin their moment with your stupid remarks



Huang Zitao > Wu Yifan Yes.

Wu Yifan Yes?

Huang Zitao Yes, I will let you take me back.

Lu Han *GRABS TISSUES* OH MY GOOD ITS LIKE A WEDDING SOBS SEHUNNIE HOLD ME

Oh Sehun *holds*

Park Chanyeol YAY EVERYTHINGS BACK TO NORMAL!

Do Kyungsoo thank goodness.

Kim Joonmyun :”)

Kim Jongin AW MAN. NO MORE DRAMA D:<

Kim Jongdae ^ THIS

Kim Minseok ^^ THIS­

Do Kyungsoo WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!?



Wu Yifan and Huang Zitao are now In a Relationship.

11 people like this.

Byun Baekhyun who didn’t like this?

Lu Han all who liked shout out your name!

Kim Joonmyun Joonmyun!

Kim Joonmyun SUHO!

Oh Sehun Sehun.

Park Chanyeol CHANYEORRR

Byun Baekhyun Baekhyun!

Wu Yifan Li Jiaheng.

Wu Yifan Wufan.

Wu Yifan Yifan.

Wu Yifan Kevin Wu.

Kim Jongin JONGIN KAI

Wu Yifan Kevin Li.

Kim Jongin oh great there’s more.

Wu Yifan Kris.

Huang Zitao Tao!

Kim Jongdae lol ge you have no many identities

Kim Jongdae CHEN

Kim Jongdae JONGDAE

Kim Minseok MINSEOK XIUMIN!

Lu Han LUHAAAAAAAAAAAAN ^_______^

Do Kyungsoo D.O Kyungsoo.

Kim Jongin who’s left?

Lu Han YIXING!! Zhang Yixing why didn't you like this?

Zhang Yixing that’s because i don’t like it…

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