Would You Like Some Korean In You? (Facebook!AU)

Would You Like Some Korean In You? (Facebook!AU)

 

Oh Sehun Misses Lu Han.

Kim Joonmyun and Lu Han like this

Lu Han i miss you too :’(

Oh Sehun /hugs

Oh Sehun WHY THE DID YOU LIKE THIS JOONMYUN

Do Kyungsoo *joonmyun /hyung/

Oh Sehun SHUT UP. I AM SICK OF YOU TRYING TO HOG MY LUHAN

Zhang Yixing ooooh so possessive 8D

Do Kyungsoo you still need to respect him. he feeds you.

Do Kyungsoo and practically babies you

Do Kyungsoo and shares the same room as you, which means cleans it too.

Kim Joonmyun damnit kyungsoo stop my newsfeed.

Kim Joonmyun i mean, no it’s ok i understand :3

Kim Jongin stop acting innocent we all know you’re a know-it-all.

Kim Jongin and a shorty.

 

Oh Sehun > Kris Li is luhan being molested by any of you?

Zhang Yixing and Kim Minseok like this

Oh Sehun DON’T MAKE ME KILL YOU BOTH

Kris Li im not sure about what happens in his and yixing’s room

Kim Jongdae THEY GET REEEEEEEALLY LOUD AT NIGHT

Kim Jongdae http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vz14g5vr1Hs&feature=results_video&playnext=1&list=PL3FA9F8063C4FFA22

Kim Jongdae WATCH IT

Kim Minseok STOP POSTING SO MANY COMMENTS JUST TYPE A LONG- ONE GDI

Kris Li no rudeness on my wall, thank you.

Huang Zitao …i think you should link to him the ones with korean subs

 

Park Chanyeol likes Cheshire Cat.

 

Park Chanyeol I LOOK LIKE THE CHESHIRE CAT 8DDDDDD

Byun Baekhyun likes this.

Byun Baekhyun YES YOU DOOOOOOOO

Byun Baekhyun CAUSE WHEN YOU SMILEEEEEEEE

Byun Baekhyun THE WORLD STOPS AND STARES FOR A WHILE

Do Kyungsoo yeah, cause they’re freaked out by the size of those teeth

Byun Baekhyun shut up owl eyes

 

Oh Sehun > Lu Han http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vz14g5vr1Hs&feature=results_video&playnext=1&list=PL3FA9F8063C4FFA22 WHAT THE IS THIS

Kim Jongdae and 2 others like this.

Lu Han I CAN EXPLAIN!

Oh Sehun I TOLD YOU TO WAIT FOR ME

Lu Han WE ONLY SHARE THE SAME ROOM AND TALK AT NIGHT I SWEAR

Oh Sehun ‘ual’ light?

Huang Zitao wait, how did you get the chinese homonyms right?

Kim Joonmyun um tao i dont think this is the right time to ask something like that…

Oh Sehun I HATE YOU

Oh Sehun I HATE YOU AND LAYHAN AND XIUHAN AND WHATEVER

Oh Sehun DON’T ACT INNOCENT KIM JOONMYUN IM ON TO YOU

Oh Sehun TONIGHT I WILL BE SLEEPING ALONG AND I WILL LEAVE YOU BREATHLESS

Kim Jongin this should be fun to watch 8D

Oh Sehun I WILL KILL YOU TOO STAY AWAY FROM LUHAN

Kim Jongin i thought you hate him?

Oh Sehun …SHUT UP

 

Oh Sehun is now Single.

Kim Jongin likes this.

Oh Sehun  off, jongin

Kim Jongin 8DDDDDD

Lu Han SEHUNNIE PLEASE LISTEN TO ME ;~~~;

Oh Sehun SHUT UP DONT TALK TO ME OR I WILL BLOCK YOU

 

Park Chanyeol Is watching My Little Pony with Byun Baekhyun! :D

Byun Baekhyun likes this.

Zhang Yixing …seriously? what are you, like, 5?

Kim Minseok you still watch captain tsubasa

Park Chanyeol OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Zhang Yixing SHUT UP!!!! ITS TOUCHING OK! AND YOU WATCH IT YOU. YOU DRAGGED ME INTO IT

Zhang Yixing AND I WATCH IT IN KOREAN DUB FOR YOU

Do Kyungsoo just clean up after yourself after you eat all those snacks while watching

 

Huang Zitao uploaded 12 photos in the album You may not see this but I am hurting inside 3

 

Kim Jongin and Kim Minseok like this.

Kim Jongdae omg ew

Kris Li …tao, just because your photos are black and white, they do not necessarily relate to that quote on your album title…

Huang Zitao yes it does

Kim Jongin OH GOD I NEED TO SCREENSHOT THIS

 

Lu Han ;~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~;

Kim Jongin likes this.

Lu Han why do you seem to be enjoying my pain T.T

Kim Jongin whats your nationality?

Lu Han …im chinese… why?

Kim Jongin do you have any korean in you?

Lu Han no…

Kim Jongin would you like some?

Lu Han huh?

Kim Jongin would you like some korean in you?

Zhang Yixing HAHAHHAHAHA WTF WHAT IS THIS

Kim Joonmyun …kim jongin are you trying to say what i think you are trying to say?

Kim Joonmyun OH WAIT.YOURE GROUNDED

Kim Jongin grounded meaning i need to stay in my shared room with mommy hyung forever?

Kim Jongin sounds great 8D

Do Kyungsoo GET ME OUTTTTTTTTT

 

Oh Sehun WHERE IS MY STASH

Zhang Yixing and Kim Jongin like this.

Oh Sehun stop liking everything damn it

Kim Joonmyun WHAT STASH??????

Park Chanyeol maybe he means the ones he shoots with luhan hyung…

Byun Baekhyun what other stash *is* there for him? 8D

Oh Sehun SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

 


Oh Sehun likes OLD PEOPLE !

Oh Sehun this goes to all you hyungs out there

Oh Sehun this ones for they boys with the boomin systems

Oh Sehun HAHAHA GET IT

Oh Sehun cause it sounds kinda alike

Kris Li …you need to fix things with luhan. pronto

 

Lu Han likes FOREVER ALONE.

Kim Jongin likes this.

Huang Zitao i think you should go talk to him…

Byun Baekhyun ^ this

Lu Han he thinks im a … ;~;

Kris Li but the point is you apologized and if he still says no then its his loss

Byun Baekhyun ^ this

Kris Li youre a wonderful person and if hes still rude after you apologized then you deserve better

Byun Baekhyun ^ this

Kris Li leave him and find someone better

Byun Baekhyun ^ THISSSSSSSS!!!!

Kim Jongin STOP IT BYUN BAEKHYUN GDI

Lu Han ;~~~~~;

 

Kim Keybum Reading my newsfeed and realizing how dumb my juniors can be.

Kim Jonghyun likes this.

Park Chanyeol SHUT UP DONT JUDGE US

Park Chanyeol AT LEAST WE’RE TALL

Kim Jonghyun …you have kim joonmyun with you

Kim Keybum and do kyungsoo

Kim Joonmyun HEY!

Do Kyungsoo HEY!!!!

Kim Jongdae AT LEAST WE ARE A COMBINATION OF TALL AND TALENTED PEOPLE

Lee Taemin *coughs*

Kim Jongdae STAY OUT OF THIS JONGIN-RIPOFF

Kim Joonmyun I AM STILL OLDER THAN YOU RESPECT ME KIM KIBUM

Choi Minho *keybum

Park Chanyeol ADDING ‘KEY’ AS A SUBSTITUTE FOR ‘KI’ DOES NOT MAKE YOU COOL

Park Chanyeol AND YOU LOOK LIKE A GIRL

Kim Keybum SO DOES SEHUNS GIRLFRIEND

Oh Sehun we broke up.

Kim Keybum …omg im sorry

 

Lu Han wrote a note:

 

These days, I haven't been sleeping,
Staying up, playing back myself leaving.
When your birthday passed, and I didn't call…

Then I think about summer, all the beautiful times.
I watched you laughing from the passenger side.
And realized I loved you in the fall…

And then the cold came, the dark days,
When fear crept into my mind.
You gave me all your love, and all I gave you was goodbye.

So this is me swallowing my pride,
Standing in front of you, saying I'm sorry for that night.
And I go back to December all the time…

It turns out freedom ain't nothing but missing you,
Wishing I'd realized what I had when you were mine…
I go back to December, turn around and change my own mind
I go back to December all the time.

I miss your tan skin, your sweet smile.
So good to me, so right,
And how you held me in your arms that September night.
The first time you ever saw me cry…

Maybe this is wishful thinking,
Probably mindless dreaming,
But if we loved again, I swear I'd love you right…

 

Oh Sehun likes this.

Oh Sehun babe?

Lu Han …yes?

Oh Sehun is this for me?

Lu Han yes… i miss you so much please ;~; will you ever forgive me??

Oh Sehun of course *virtual hugs* i miss you so much…

Kim Jongin omg are you that easy oh sehun he practically copy-pasted taylor swift’s song off of google

Kim Joonmyun shut up jongin let them have their peace.

 

Oh Sehun and Lu Han are now In a Relationship.

Oh SehunLu Han and 9 others like this.

Kim Jongin DISLIKES THIS D:<

Oh Sehun  off.

 


Byun Baekhyun GEE GEE GEE GEE BABY BABY BABY

Park Chanyeol likes this.

Park Chanyeol STEP IT UP STEP IT UP DASHI SHIJAK IYA

Zhang Yixing PLEEEEEASE BE MY BAAAAABYYYYYY

Kim Minseok SEULJJEOK SEULJJEOK BARABOJIMA BANJJAK BANJJAK NAE IPSUL BARABOJIMA

Huang Zitao JAKKUMAN AING AING, GOPPEOSEO AING AING

Kim Joonmyun ROLY POLY ROLY ROLY POLY

Kim Jongin E E E E ELECTRIC SHOCK

Do Kyungsoo GOODBYE BABY GOODBYEEEEE

Lu Han KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Zhang Yixing damn it you ruined our girl group song chain

Lu Han …OMG IM SO SORRY I DIDN’T REALISE

Oh Sehun babe its ok

Lee Taemin MY MY MY YOURE MY

Kim Jongdae SCREW OFF LEE TAEMIN THIS IS FOR TALL MANLY GUYS ONLY

Kim Jongdae NO GIRLS ALLOWED

 

Kris Li Flying back to China soon if things keep going worse in this dorm…

Lu Han likes this.

Lu Han WAIT NO I DONT WANT TO LEAVE SEHUNNIE D;

 

Huang Zitao likes Gucci HandbagsGucci and Fans of Gucci.

Kris Li i sense a burning hole in my wallet…




A/N: had tons of fun haha 8DDD comments and suggestions are welcomed! i want karmas ;~; yer yer yer the links work you guise!

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Nixxiom
#1
Chapter 3: Oh my god Jongin plz
Iminthezone #2
Chapter 4: Like this yo, like this
Skylarbourne #3
Chapter 3: Oh my god jongin ... hahhahaha
xiu_mine
#4
Chapter 4: Facebook au's are always hilarious for me and yours is one good example.. Made me feel silly controlling my laughter while reading this in a public place but I'm all good! It's so fun! Great job!
ImNotYummy
#5
Chapter 1: *claps* amazing.
srsbhi07 #6
Chapter 4: yeah, heterouals! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. this part always cracks me up~ l
chnayeoi #7
Chapter 4: THIS FIC IS A CLASSIC IM GONNA TREASURE THIS COS WOW I LOVE THIS GOLD THIS IS THIS IS GOLD
vluky_ #8
Chapter 4: okay this fic made my day. ^^
vluky_ #9
Chapter 1: got me laughing so hard. and kim jongin is the official troll in this i swear 8D