Is Your Cherry Popped?

Would You Like Some Korean In You? (Facebook!AU)

Kim Jongdae > Huang Zitao I found the perfect movie for you! :D http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKiYuIsPxYk

Kim Jongin and Park Chanyeol like this.

Huang Zitao you.

Kim Jongdae that’s so rude :< SPEAK POLITELY TO YOUR ELDERS!

Park Chanyeol HAHAHA

Kim Minseok didn’t this movie come out, like, years ago?

Kim Jongin OMFG

Kim Jongin http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9a4PvzlqoQ SEASON 2!!!!!!

Kim Jongin WE SHOULD WATCH IT TOGETHER

Huang Zitao are you ing serious???????

Oh Sehun I WANNA WATCH THAT. I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR IT FOR SO LONG.

Lu Han ME TOO!

 

Do Kyungsoo likes Prince of Tennis.

Wu Yifan Crybaby.

Do Kyungsoo “Chicken isn’t my style.” *Eats chicken anyway*

Kim Jongin HAHAHAHAHA WAY TO GO BABE. U JUST HUMILIATED KRIS

Kim Jongin I love you <3

Zhang Yixing omg this anime is so emotional. I love it T_T

Do Kyungsoo I know right. Breaks my heart.

Kim Jongin SOO BABY WHY AREN’T YOU REPLYING MY COMMENT???

Wu Yifan lol. Loser.

Zhang Yixing I’ve never cried so much before.

Do Kyungsoo omg I feel you.

Kim Jongin DO KYUNGSOO!!!!!1!!!

Kim Joonmyun STOP THIS NONSENSE

 

Byun Baekhyun Oh my Glob, Lumpy Space Princess is, like, so me!

Park Chanyeol and Lu Han like this.

Kim Minseok oh my god why…

Do Kyungsoo ew.

Byun Baekhyun OMG, LIKE, KYUNGSOO! YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE ON MY TEAM! REMEMBER OUR BAEKD SHOW?

Park Chanyeol I THINK YOU’RE CUTER THAN LSP! <3

Huang Zitao oh gross. Grow up.

Byun Baekhyun “Oh my god! It’s a ghost! Save me!” – Wushu whatever king Huang Zitao

Huang Zitao shut up.

Zhang Yixing what’s lumpy space princess?

 

Oh Sehun > Zhang Yixing Hyung, is your muffin buttered?

Kim Jongin, Park Chanyeol and 8 others like this.

Zhang Yixing …what?

Kim Jongin is your cherry popped?

Zhang Yixing can you pop cherries? I mean, I heard you can actually do it when you put it in the microwave long enough.

Park Chanyeol OH MY LORD HAVE MERCY

Kim Jongdae ING SEHUN HAHAHAHAHAHHA

Zhang Yixing …I don’t get it.

Do Kyungsoo it’s ok, hyung. It’s ok. Don’t worry about it.

Huang Zitao lol omg

 

Byun Baekhyun uploaded 58 photos in the album MY LONG-LOST TWIN <3

 

Park Chanyeol likes this.

Kim Minseok jesus christ are you serious

Do Kyungsoo …really.

Byun Baekhyun yes, really!

Kim Joonmyun as long as you don't start dressing up like him…

Byun Baekhyun EXCUUUUUSE ME???? LSP IS A PRINCESS, THIS IS A ‘SHE’ DO YOUR RESEARCH

Kim Jongdae OH MY GOD I CANT BREATHE

Kim Jongin I CANT BREATHE IS CORRECT

Zhang Yixing she actually makes a really pretty princess!

Byun Baekhyun FINALLY. SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS.

Huang Zitao maybe if you try hard enough you’ll be at least half as pretty as her.

 

Huang Zitao likes How To Train Your Dragon and How To Train Your Dragon 2.

Kim Jongdae I TOLD YOU SO!!!!

Wu Yifan …what…

Kim Jongin IT’S ACTUALLY A CUTE MOVIE OK

Huang Zitao yeah it kinda is… I’m watching it with sehun right now.

Oh Sehun and lulu.

Lu Han IM CRYING THIS IS SO STINKING CUTE SOMEONE PASS ME THE TISSUES

Kim Joonmyun why don't you just wipe your tears away instead of facebooking…

Lu Han DONT ING DARE TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE

Oh Sehun babe just watch the movie I can your tears away for you.

Huang Zitao but that's not the only thing you can , is it?

Oh Sehun 8D

Wu Yifan you guys are disgusting.

 

Kim Jongin LETS START ANOTHER GIRLGROUP SONG CHAIN!!!!!

12 people like this.

Kim Jongin MISTER MISTER, MISTER MISTER

Kim Jongdae I GOT A BOY HANDSOME BOY

Huang Zitao GEN WO YI QI FIND YOUR SOUUUUL

Byun Baekhyun I WANTED TO USE MR.MR. HOW ING ARE YOU I AM THE NUMBER ONE SONE

Byun Baekhyun TWINKLE TWINKLE OJJEONAAA~

Park Chanyeol MR. TAXI TAXI TAXI

Lu Han PA RUM PUM PUM PUM!

Kim Jongin GODDAMNIT LUHAN NOT AGAIN

Kim Jongdae WHY CANT U PAY ATTENTION

Lu Han …WHAT? WHAT DID I DO?

Do Kyungsoo this is obviously a girls’ generation song chain.

Lu Han OH MY GOD IM SO SORRY

Lu Han BUTTERFLY LOTUS SPIDER, YEEEAAAHH OOOH OHHH

Huang Zitao TOO LATE FOR THAT! THE CHAIN IS RUIINNEEEEDDDD

Oh Sehun technically baekhyun hyung ruined it when he got pissed because someone used mr.mr. already. It’s not your fault, babe.

Lu Han T____T

 

Kim Joonmyun It’s too noisy around here.

Kim Minseok and Wu Yifan likes this.

Kim Jongdae lol in losers

Oh Sehun they’re just old.

Wu Yifan how do you explain your boyfriend then?

Park Chanyeol oooooh buuurnnn.

 

Zhang Yixing I don’t think my muffin is buttered… I don’t even know how to bake muffins.

Kim Jongin, Kim Jongdae and 4 others like this.

Park Chanyeol do you want me to butter it for you?

Byun Baekhyun PARK CHANYEOL

Zhang Yixing how exactly do you do that?

Kim Jongin 8D

Kim Joonmyun *facepalms*

Zhang Yixing and how the heck do I pop a cherry? There’s no microwave here…

Wu Yifan yixing, just… ignore everything they said. Okay?

 

Oh Sehun and Lu Han are now Married.

10 people like this.

Kim Joonmyun OH MY GOD WHAT.

Wu Yifan …how. Is this even legal.

Lu Han as long as we love each other nothing else matters <3

Do Kyungsoo ew.

Oh Sehun jealous that jongin hasn’t proposed to you yet?

Oh Sehun yehet

Oh Sehun ohorat

Kim Minseok Sehun I swear you’re a ing loser.

Lu Han HOW DARE YOU???!!!!

Byun Baekhyun is umminie hyung jealous?

Kim Jongdae what the is yehet though

Kim Jongin ‘Yeah, Heterouals!’

Park Chanyeol what

 

A/N: hi! a short one, i know. but i felt like writing this so i did 8D if you guys liked it be sure to give it an upvote and please subscribe! <3 questions/feedback can all go to my ask.fm. spam me with questions and i'll love you foreverrrr~ and here's my instagram if you wanna see me attempt to take really pretty pictures :3 thank you and i'll see you soon!

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Nixxiom
#1
Chapter 3: Oh my god Jongin plz
Iminthezone #2
Chapter 4: Like this yo, like this
Skylarbourne #3
Chapter 3: Oh my god jongin ... hahhahaha
xiu_mine
#4
Chapter 4: Facebook au's are always hilarious for me and yours is one good example.. Made me feel silly controlling my laughter while reading this in a public place but I'm all good! It's so fun! Great job!
ImNotYummy
#5
Chapter 1: *claps* amazing.
srsbhi07 #6
Chapter 4: yeah, heterouals! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. this part always cracks me up~ l
chnayeoi #7
Chapter 4: THIS FIC IS A CLASSIC IM GONNA TREASURE THIS COS WOW I LOVE THIS GOLD THIS IS THIS IS GOLD
vluky_ #8
Chapter 4: okay this fic made my day. ^^
vluky_ #9
Chapter 1: got me laughing so hard. and kim jongin is the official troll in this i swear 8D