So I know I didn't post a oneshot today...

But I'm so lazy -.-

And I'm taking my time this time :x

So here's a little teaser, it's though so bewares!

I watched as this head slam-dunked itself into my chicken.  What the hell?  I grabbed the hair on the person’s head angrily, forcing the person’s head to look at me.  My eyes filled with raging tears as I looked into the person’s eyes.

“My chicken!”  I grinded my teeth together.  The person was a murderer of all chicken enthusiasts!

“Onew-sshi…ow that hurts…”  A familiar voice reached out to me, his hands trying to get my grip off of him.  I quickly released him, wiping off the tears in my eyes; I once again looked at a head smushed in my chicken.

“Who are you?”  He lightly raised his head, his silky chicken covered hair…his grease chicken covered face…it was Jaejoong!  And he looked delicious with that chicken all over him!  Oh right…I hurt him…