Is it HIM?!

The Matchmaker's Masterplan !!

' Ah haha!! I got it now!! Jongup is planning to do the project with Himchan! That's why he ditched me!  thought stupid Daehyun.

It was monday morning and this was the first thought that flitted through his head.

Hmph. I shall confront him. 

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When Daehyun entered the school, the first thing that hit him was the air that hung over the school.

 Hmm... Somethings very fishy...he thought, scanning the school grounds.He took a few steps but stumpled on a soft pile and fell on top of it.

" What the -

" ARRRGH!!!! " came a muffled scream as an arm, 2 legs and a head  appeared from the pile, and Daehyun was face to face with a boy.

" WHAT THE HECK!? THIS IS NO WAY TO BE -- Daehyun!! What a pleasant surprise! " exclaimed the boy, rubbing his eyes.

The two nerds who yelled at Daehyun in the cafeteria previously,were now staring at the two, mouths agape. Daehyun climbed off the boy hastily and sat beside him.

" Long time no see... " said the boy grinning at him.

Hmph. What a loser. I avoided him. 

" So, have you come to say something to me? " asked the boy smiling slyly.

Daehyun ignored him and looked around to be surprised even further.There were tents pitched up all around the school and people were getting up... which means they camped out. So... a giant sleepover huh?  And I wasn't even invited. Not that I'll go, but still, it's common courtesy.

" So so?"  asked Kyung, (that was the boys name) leaning towards Daehyun, who pushed him away roughly.

" Sorry Kyung but I am aual. Meaning, I am not atrracted to girls or boys " he said stiffly getting up.

" Whatever. We'll see. Say Dae, do you set up guys with guys cause if you are, I wanna sign up " said Kyung yawning and ruffling his hair.

Daehyun shook his head. " Sorry, but I am not that comfortable around that subject " he said.

" Aw. What a sore loser " 

" Hey Kyung, why is almost the whole school camping out here? " asked Daehyun, watching a girl brushing her teeth in her pyjamas, and a boy carrying a towel to the washrooms.

Khyung laughed, resting his hands behind his back, he sniggered at Daehyun. " You don't know?! Today is THE day.

" What?" asked Daehyun blankly.

" The day dude! The day when everything in my life will change... the day I will be satisfied " rambled on Kyung dreamily.

Huh? thought Daehyun. He's mad.

" -- the day I can start a new life, of love, and making love " finished Khyung.

Eww. " OH! I got it! " cried Daehyun, snapping a finger.

Kyung opened one eye to look at him skeptically. " You did?  " he asked.

Daehyun nooded. " Happy birthday Khyung !" said Daehyun shaking the surprised boy's hand. " I hope your wishes comes true! Gotta go!"

"  What a derp " said Khyung watching Daehyun's figure dissapearing into the school.

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Daehyun was utterly confused. Everyone in class seemed to be excited... anticipation hung in the air, and they passesd notes, with the occasional squeal or sigh from a girl.

 Why is everyone acting so weird?

At lunch, everyone was huddled up in groups. Daehyun caught a few words. Somehow everyone was planning something big. Like a programme or something. He shrugged and made his way to the computer labs, where he decided to read about some scientific stuff. 

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Daehyun now at the library, was reading a book labeled ' How to get rich in just a fortnight '. He didn't even notice the crowded schoolgrounds.

Let's see... Oohh.... I should try this makeover parlour thing for the girls... they'll all come because they all want that man thought Daehyun flipping through a page using the arrival of Yongguk for his advantage.

" Hi ! Why are you up here? " asked a voice. It was that girl." I'm Su min... remember?" she added sarcastically.

" Look. I don't know you " said Daehyun, adjusting his glasses.

" I give up. So why aren't you joining in the fun? It's like a mini carnival out there. People are even selling food "

" Oh.... is that why Jongup asked me to cater food? For a mini carnival? " asked Daehyun looking up at her.

She raised a brow. " You are doing the food ? " 

" Yeah. And the money's just tumbling in " said Daehyun in satisfaction.

" Wait.... you don't know why there is a mini carnival.....?! "

" Who cares? Now let me think about how to start a new business..."

" Dude.... today's THE day..."

Daehyun raised an eyebrow at her. " Really? That's exactly what Khyung---- AH! I get it now!! You and Kyung like each other!! The Day is your special day! But you're afaid to admit it huh? And that's why you suddenly turned up out of nowhere!! And that's why you are talking to me! It's ok I'm here to help, but pay me first " said Daehyun, a smile spreading on his face, at the thought of his next cheque.

" NO! TODAY IS THE DAY THAT YONGGUK IS COMING BACK! "

As if on cue, the crowd began to cheer wildly. Su min stood next to Daehyun and peeped over his head at the crowd below. They were crowded around a black car, pounding on the windows and showing boards that said ..... stuff.

" Who's  that? " asked Daehyun nonchalantly,  squinting at the car.

" Pfft. THAT's Yongguk!"

" Him? Today?! "

The security had managed to push and pull the people back from the car.

The door of the car opened  and a person stepped out. He was wearing a grey hoodie and black pants. His hood was drawn up covering his face.

Su min and Daehyun were both peering at the  person , Su min with hanging open and Daehyun with narrowed eyes. 

" That.... is .... Yongguk. He's back...." whispered Su min, in an awe struck voice.

Daehyun smirked.

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Dewdropz #1
Chapter 11: I read this story over and over again. Its so funny. I love fiesty daehyun and yongguk and everyone else. One of my favorite stories. ♥ You have written such a great fic. :)
bygjdh #2
Chapter 26: Never get tired of this brutally funny randomly fic
I can say that this is the funniest fanfic that i've ever read and i love it with every little piece of my heart
Usually i dont like Ocs but this fic was the excep, i love the barbarian students (kyung sumin gina ily) the teacher, the janitor, the random boy, dae parents, the monkey huhuhuhuhuhu
damchubiased
#3
Chapter 9: Himchan's answer to the riddle lol
damchubiased
#4
I'm down and stressed. I will read this again to lift up my mood, while I'm waiting for "vindictive people" update.
Your story makes me happy (⌒_⌒)
DumaTrz #5
Chapter 27: Ohgodohgodohgodohgod how didn´t I see this earlier 7u7 You are just.. awesome (more than awesome ;; even) This story is one of the best comedies I´ve read so far. God, I couldn´t stahp laughing all the time, I blame you for that :c
JunYoung1004
#6
Chapter 27: You are awesome ! I spend two whole night with your story and I won't regret it. *crying for no reason* I love it as much I love Zelo. Lol XD
uXknowme
#7
Chapter 27: This story is funny! XD There's no way I didn't laugh!

My favourite part is the splat splat pooping sound in the chapter where Dae hid inside a cubicles X'D VERY HILLARIOUS!
Oh! I have a question! So Dae is really innocent? Till the end?? And at the end he likes Yongguk back right?? Nyahahaha there's mention of but no M rated here
bdz357998 #8
Chapter 26: This was hilarious!!!
proudweirdo
#9
Chapter 26: lol thank god i have read this again after a year. wait.. was it really a year? how could i be unsure :( but ahhh srsly, this is the best story for me. XD i remember i kept re-reading this and i cant stop laughing.. and now.. omfg you really are the best author ;u; the type of story you'll never get bored by re-reading it over and over again. *u*