the first man was a potter named youngjae, and youngjae yearned for a way to share his craft, but he was tragically blind and could not seek for himself a person willing or interested in the iness of pottery. jongup promised this man he would find him a pottery partner in return for the most beautiful piece in his collection, and youngjae agreed.

jongup didn’t know why he felt compelled to help youngjae, or why he asked for a piece of his collection, but there you go. he didn’t question the y.

the second man was daehyun, and daehyun was a poor beggar who wanted nothing more than a home, a steady income, food and water, and possibly a y companion. he also wanted something stimulating that could inspire him.

jongup thought he could kill two y birds with one stone if he joined daehyun and youngjae together, as they both were seeking companionship and had otherwise low standards.so the scantily clad messenger led the beggar daehyun (who was very y and dressed in tattered and torn rags that hung loosely on his y frame) to the blind youngjae’s home and introduced them

both were very pleased. jongup left them alone, and youngjae taught daehyun his craft. behing blind, however, youngjae was very hands-on in his methods, and daehyun did not object to it.

youngjae used his hands to see, and before long, he was very very familiar with daehyun’s entire appearance.

the both of them lived happily ever after, reenacting the y pottery scene from “Ghost” every night forever and ever. their pottery quality suffered though.

the third man jongup met was barely a man, and he was a street performer called zelo. jongup found himself very taken with him, awed by zelo’s quick y movements and flawless dance moves. his body was decorated with the kind of thing that makes noise when you move. it was y.

jongup’s trials with zelo were of his own volition. he was determined to learn from him. zelo promised to teach jongup how to dance, but he didn’t promise he would dance like him. jongup had to look within himself to find the y dance style that he could call his own.

they went through y trials together (very very y trials), and during this period of getting to know each other (quite well), jongup discovered his style, and he called it krump.

jongup asked zelo to accompany him to the far off field far away, where he had been sent to fetch a lonely y man whom his master, himchan, had requested to see. zelo agreed, and they set off on jongup’s y horse together.

after y times of riding along together, the two young men finally reached the far off field far away, and came upon the lonely man. his name was bang yongguk, and they both suffered a crisis over which name to call him, as they were compelled to call him both bang and yongguk, but never bang yongguk as it was too much of a mouthful.

they settled for bang, as it was decidedly ier.

jongup told bang that his master, himchan, who was very very y, had sent for him. bang wondered why himchan would send for him, as he was merely a lonely farmer who toiled ily out in the fields all day with the hot sun beating down on his bare, shiny skin that was gleaming with sweat from how hard he worked. bang admitted that he had dreamed of a y times when he could sweat from pleasure instead of toil.

jongup promised him that if he abandoned his duties as a lonely farmer and came to live with his y master in the palace, he could fulfill that y dream.

bang was very excited about this, and so followed jongup and zelo back to the palace. himchan was very pleased to see bang, as he had waited a long y time, but he knew the man was well worth the wait.

bang lived up to y expectations (pectations) that very night as the two became ily acquainted in himchan’s bedchamber.

it was……. y.

their y moans of pleasure and delight echoed throughout the y palace. (luckily jongup and zelo, who were too innocent to hear such y sounds, played loud music as they danced through the night.)

himchan knew he would live happily ever after sometime between beholding the y sight of bang with his arms outstretched and tied to the bedposts with y silk and the moment before he fell asleep with his y head resting near bang’s luxury collarbones (which, he found out later in the shower, were quite adept at holding water).

it was a y world in y times, and they all lived ily ever after.