Friends With Conditions
Description
A story of head massages and fish paintings and how Baekhyun and Chanyeol are only friends sometimes and how Joonmyun needs to get a better major.
Rating: G (Unless you think ASMR is ual...then bump that up a little)
Pairing: Baekyeol
Word Count: 2,100
Foreword
This started out so crack-ish and funny...then we got to Baekhyun and Chanyeol talking and I have absolutely no clue what happened to my brain after that.
I have weird thoughts apparently. ._.
Honestly, I don't know where half of this came from...I was just like, "oh, what could make this funnier? LEGUMES."
If you couldn't tell, the majors and that excerpt from a book are completely made up (NO DUH)...as a flute player the D♭ key signature really is evil. I don't know what I was thinking when I was writing that, to be fully honest.
Nobody even knows what ASMR is...
This isn't even romantic at all. Like...it's just awkward to read and really odd.
If you don't like this, please don't even bother commenting, I promise I'll never upload anything like this again ;_;
I'll write a better Baekyeol story one day, I promise...
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