Friends With Conditions

Description

A story of head massages and fish paintings and how Baekhyun and Chanyeol are only friends sometimes and how Joonmyun needs to get a better major.

Rating: G (Unless you think ASMR is ual...then bump that up a little)

Pairing: Baekyeol

Word Count: 2,100

Foreword

This started out so crack-ish and funny...then we got to Baekhyun and Chanyeol talking and I have absolutely no clue what happened to my brain after that.

I have weird thoughts apparently. ._.

Honestly, I don't know where half of this came from...I was just like, "oh, what could make this funnier? LEGUMES."

If you couldn't tell, the majors and that excerpt from a book are completely made up (NO DUH)...as a flute player the D♭ key signature really is evil. I don't know what I was thinking when I was writing that, to be fully honest.

Nobody even knows what ASMR is...

This isn't even romantic at all. Like...it's just awkward to read and really odd.

If you don't like this, please don't even bother commenting, I promise I'll never upload anything like this again ;_;

I'll write a better Baekyeol story one day, I promise...

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xiu_mine #1
Chapter 1: Hilarious is what this is. I laugh at Baekhyun's idea of proving he's not gay and not in love with Chanyeol, which in the end proved otherwise. Lots of cute and exasperated Baekhyun left me grinning for a while. Thanks
flamexlight #2
Chapter 1: This is cute ♡♡♡♡
itzlyna #3
Chapter 1: The funny thing is that I exactly know what asmr is and I can't stop laughing. Just imagine Chanyeol with that y deep voice whispering and tapping or making one of the best facial roleplays. Lol I love asmr and the whole community.
dragonfly18 #4
Chapter 1: Wow clearly they're not affected by the kiss XD lmao
claudialuvsmanga #5
Chapter 1: woah its good! Sequel please? :3
lovelyhae13 #6
Chapter 1: like honestly, i love it. It was just so adorbs. so sad I found it so late. it was funny and cute. I just wish u could somehow make the ending clearer cause i just don't comprehend xd
mountaine #7
Chapter 1: Whoa. Oh shocks. Wow. Really?
This is kinda crack but o gosh.
8D
This is amazing--Baekyeol is <3
icecreamninja94 #8
Chapter 1: This is great. I can't even. XD
ahbaby #9
Chapter 1: I'm crying, oh god, I'm c r y i n g ToT I want to take it and frame it and hang it on my wall [can I?]
But honestly, that was brilliant <3
luhans-vaqina #10
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
MY GOD.
I CAN'T EVEN... LOOOOL.
GODDAMN. THE FLUFF. THE KIND OF CRACK.
Ima bookmark this to read again another time. ^-^
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