Lee Howon and Jang Dongwoo is now online

Lee Howon: Uwaaaaaaah.

Jang Dongwoo: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY AWESOME BABY!!!!!!

Lee Howon: Baby? O.O

Jang Dongwoo: Your my baby. :c

Lee Howon: ....

Jang Dongwoo: LEE HOWON HOW DARE YOU NOT SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER.

Lee Howon: Thanks mommy. c: I wub you!

Jang Dongwoo: That's better. ^^

Kim Sunggyu and Lee Sungjong is now online

Kim Sunggyu: Hoya! Happy Birthday! I'm proud of you!

Lee Sungjong: Boradori hyung, Happy birthday.  ^3^ ♥

Lee Howon; Awwww. Thanks hyung, maknae. :)

Kim Sunggyu: Now where's the food.

Lee Howon: What food? O.O

Lee Sungjong: Fooooood!

Jang Dongwoo: Yeaaaah. You were supposed to treat us.

Lee Howon: But... I don't have money..

Kim Sunggyu: You do. -.-

Lee Sungjong: Aww. Howonie hyung, just give me a new doll. I wanna name it as Sunggyu and beat it till it rips. c:

Kim Sunggyu.  O.O

Lee Howon: Yah. You guys are supposed to treat me.

Lee Sungyeol, and 2 others are now online

Lee Sungyeol: HOYA YAHO HOYA YAHO. HAPPY BIRTHDAAAAAAAAY. NYAHA. ONE MORE YEAR CLOSER TO DEATH. I LOOOOOVE YOU. ♥

Lee Howon: =.=

Kim Myungsoo: Hyung, Happy birthday. I hope you treat us to samgyeopsal.

Nam Woohyun: You have my heart. Now here is the cake, <3 Happy birthday and NAMU loves you. ^^♥

Kim Sunggyu: Heeeeeey. I thought that heart is mine. -.-

Lee Howon: I'll take the cake please. And here is namu's heart. -throws it to Sunggyu-

Kim Sunggyu: ♥

Jang Dongwoo: Let's go shopping Hoya.  <3 You look pretty with the green headband you wore last time we went.

Lee Howon:........

Lee Howon: Where's Sungjong?

Kim Myungsoo: Beating up his bear. Apparently, Sunggyu stained his shirt.

Kim Sunggyu: I did not!

Lee Sungjong: I HATE YOU ASDAKLHGALKSGHAGHALGHAGAGJKAG

Nam Woohyun: This is all because of Hoya...

Lee Howon: But it's my birthday!

Nam Woohyun: It's all because of you.

Lee Howon: What did I do wrong?

Lee Howon: Guise?

Lee Howon: HA HA HA Not funny. -3-

Lee Howon: Hello?

Lee Sungyeol and 5 others are now offline

Lee Howon: .....

Lee Howon: Happy birthday to me.....

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Time: 2010

Lee Sungjong: Hyung! I want my diary back! Dx

Kim Sunggyu: NO! This is pure gold!

Nam Woohyun: Yeah maknae! HAHAHAHAHA

Lee Howon: " I fed my teddy some tea and scones. Apparently he loved it. ^o^"

Lee Sungjong: YAAAAAH! DX

Kim Myungsoo: Why are there erted entries of Jiae here?

Lee Sungjong: ....

Jang Dongwoo: Duuhh. He's 17. His hormones are sky rocketing.

Lee Sungyeol: You can watch with me maknae. 

Lee Sungjong: I want my teddy...

Lee Sungjong: You guys are mean!

Lee Sungjong: Authornim! Help!

LemonWasabii93: No. I enjoy your pain.

Lee Sungjong: T.T

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Bonus:

Hoya: /kneels in front of you/ I really love you you. You're the most perfect girl I've ever met. From head to toe, you're perfect. Your sweet, your y. I can go forever day listing reasons why I love you. Will you be mine? /shows a ring/

you: Good job! /claps my hands/

Hoya: You think she'll like it?

you: Like? No way.

Hoya: Aw, /shoulders slump/

you: Silly, she'll love it!

Hoya: /grins/ Really?

you: Yes! Now go and confess!

Hoya: I just did. /pulls you for a kiss/ I love you you, ever since the day we met. Be mine? /looks at you seriously/

you: I... I.... /Grins/ Yes! I will be yours! /hugs you/

Hoya: /hugs tighter/ Thanks my angel.

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