Walking in the hallway 

Heechul: KIM HEECHUL IS IN DA HOUSE

Heechul: CMON EVRY BODY, I SAY HEE, YOU SAY SICA

Ryeowook: shut uppp, save that for laterrrrr, i'll tell mcgonagall on yoU

Hufflepuffs: shut up u loser we want our peace back

Heechul: I AM DA ALL MIGHTY HEE-NIM, I LOVE YOU TOO GUISE

Ryeowook: *rolls eyes*

More Hufflepuffs: SHU T U P H EE CHUUUUUL

Heechul: ugh chill guise, i'm sorry if my presence is too good for you lot o' lame hufflepuffs

Cedric: oi you im not lame

Heechul: ur an immortal sparkling fairy ew

Ryeowook: hey I THOUGHT I WAS UR FAIRY, HEECHUL HYUNG, NOT THAT VAMPIRE DUDE

Cedric: yeah what the guy with the whiney voice said

Heechul: *does a weird diva arm gesture* shut up guizzzz, you jus' follow me and be MY BOIZ K, you vampire wannabe come here, you're my wingman 

Ryeowook: bUT WHAT ABOUT ME

Cedric: ?????????¿¿¿¿¿¿¿?¿?¿?¿?¿

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Donghae: so hyukjae, planning anything this afternoon?

Eunhyuk: idk i was gonna meet up with snape and apologise f0r being weird to him in class and detention but if you want to do something LETS GO 

Eunhyuk: because you know, i'll do anything for you, bby hae

Donghae: good, i wanted to get away from those weird group of gryffindor girls, they've been STALLKKKINNNGGG ME. i like hermione, but the rest are weird. like the dude named ginny, i heard that she has hit on soooo many ppl alredy

Eunhyuk: let's go to hogmeade, get drunk

Donghae: woo hooo chuck a partyyyyy

Jonghyun from a distance away in a dark corner: DIS IS MA CHANCE TO SHINE AND HOG HERMIONEEEE YAAAYY

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Draco: potter.

Harry: malfoy. we meet again.

Draco: listen, that key guy, he's freaking creeping me and i thought yOU were bad

Harry: i second that

Draco: he freaking sparkles omfg

Harry: I KNOW RIGGGGGHHHHHHT

Draco: all ma slytherin boiiz have been telling me to kick him out of this house. he's wrecking the reputation of slytherinnnns :c

Harry: yeah u guys were cool. u guise are like, the bamfs of the school.

Draco: how can we get rid of dat umma-fishing-sparkly-ugly-pretty-bipolar-retarded-mesmirising loserrrrrrrr omgggg

/they both break down into tears, they both h8 key/

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Minho: omfg luna that was so much fun !!

Luna: yeah, this is my secret. i only take people i think are really nice up here.

Minho: glad you took me here! snape drives me crazy with all the work, and the other ravenclaw boys are bugging me to teach them charisma lessons

Minho: it was all too much and now i released all the stress while jumping like mad ppl. thank you, luna. 

Luna: *smiles very very brightly* you're very welcome, minho. *blsuhes*

Minho: hey luna, /*grabs her hands and looks her in the eye*

Luna: *tries to look away but fails* yeah?

Minho: you're not as bad as i thought you were :)))

Luna: aksdhaklsfhakfhakfjalgja; *radiates happiness* 

Harry: shindonggggggggggg, hey

Shindong: /glares at harry/ yes. harry. nice to meet u brutha

Harry: eshays bro, how are ya, mate?

Shindong: i'm not ok because no girls like me :c

Harry: awww it's ok, no need to let dem girls let you down

Shindong: thank u bro, i know i can count on u

Harry: no worries mate!!!

Shindong: :)))

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Hermione walks down the corridor 

Jonghyun: ummm, hey hermioniey

Hermione: oh its you again, the one who keeps on teasing me 

Jonghyun: no i swear i'm a good person, IM NICEEEEEE

Hermione: prove it, you didn't even say my name right 

Jonghyun: well im sorry that your name is weirdly complicated!!!! not my fault that ur name is weird

Hermione: yOU JUST CALLED MY NAME WEIRD YOU SEEE YOU'LL NEVER BE NICE *rolls eyes* i swear i jsut want to hex you into oblivion *storms away*

Jonghyun: I SWEAR IM NICE 

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Taemin: its a pretty boring day, finished all ma lessons

Taemin: lets take a walk down to hagrids

Taemin: hmmm or maybe i just need to take a leak, too much bloody banana milk ugh

Taemin: walks to the nearest restrooms, which are 3 stairs up left, a corner to the right, another 4 flights up, down the spiral thingy, across the hall, under the dungeons, back up another 3589374 flights of eternally moving stairs

Taemin: dammnit this is the girls restroom omfg, the boys' are on the other side of school!!! i aint walking back there

Taemin: I KNOW!!!! i can just magic myself into my sherlock hair, im so freaking feminie omg

Taemin: accio-expellikulus-avada-incantatum-bombardabo, TURN ME INTO A GIRL JUSEYOOOO!!

poof taemin's hair grows till his hips but he ain't carin' bc HES A DAMN GIRL NOW

Taemin: at least i can pee ugh

Taemin: *walks in and pees* *hears a voice*

Voice: omg that guy is so perfeccccccccccct why is he so gorgeous oh god minho why are you so perfect

Taemin: OOO: THAT'S MY MINHO!!! *bangs open his toilet door and stomps up to the girl, and taemin recognises her as luna*

Taemin: minho is mine!!!! not yours!!!!

Luna: who are you and what do you want do you even GO here??!?! i've honestly never ever seen you

Taemin: .................................................................... *thinks hard* my name is taeyeon aND OFC I GO HERE!!! MINHO IS MINE OK 

Luna: NOT IF I CAN HELP IT *walks out of toilets*

Taemin: ughhhh dat bish will pay