you da MAN

Kpop at Hogwarts

Luna: minnnhooooo i'm gonna take you to a special placeee ;D

Minho: eerrrr no thanks i'm supposed to be meeting up with tae right nao soo..

Luna: *drags minho's arm* shush ok youre coming with me

Minho: b-b-b-b-b-b-but

Luna: NO BUTs shut up stop complaining i totally admire your body man its like, hot and so hot anyways come with me

Minho: WTF DID U JUST SAY ಠ_ಠ

Luna: shutup and come with me ლ(ಥ◡ಥლ)

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Hermione: Hey Donghae, here's your homework! I even done the essays that Snape didn't give to you yet, just to save time.

Donghae: thanks hermy :)

Hermione's mind: ajsdlaidosdijawoijadsfdgjroh holy some piece of perfection how long is he going to keep this up i will die i cant do this anymore. i'm taking him for lunch

Hermione irl: you're very very very welcome maybeweshouldeatlunchtogethersomewheremaybeinhogsmeadetodayandgettoknowoneanother? *blushes like how tomatoes would*

Donghae: wait what? i didnt catch that

Hermione: *hyperventilates* maybe. we. should. eat. lunch. together. maybe in hogsmeade? and get to know one another? *asdfghjkl;;;;*

Donghae: yeah sure i'll go, i dont have any plans today :D

Hermione: YAAAAAAAAAAAAY i mean sorry ok yay! i'll meet you back here at 1230 ok :D *omg i cant believe this omfg* ヽ(・∇・)ノ

Donghae: sure :) *walks away*

Hermione's mind: every time he smiles a part of me dies i cant believe it omfg asdasfkass;dldfkjga

Jonghyun hiding in the corner: bbbbbut mione why WAE WAAEEEEEE :( I'm gonna follow u secretly and make sure u guise dont get too close eugh ewwewew

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Ron: *gets out of invisibility cloak* yo kyuhyun is onew gone yet?

Onew: THERE YOU ARE I'VE BEEN WAITING *evil face: on*

Ron: EEEKKKKKKKKKKKK *squeals like a girl* omfg *runs out of the gryffindor common room*

Onew: OH NO YOU DONT IM GONNA MAKE SURE YOU KNOW WHAT SEPARATING CHICKEN AND ME FEELS LIKE

Ron: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh asdqsfgjk;';oiu764rtdjjdls;; holy crap *keeps running lyk a boss*

Onew: *chases ron*

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Eunhyuk: so donghae my buddy, what are your thoughts on snape?

Donghae: well he's quite strict and all and he could get mean at time-

Eunhyuk: WAE IS IT THAT IM THE ONLY ONE WHO LIKES HIM

Donghae: hey i didnt say tha-

Eunhyuk: WAE DOES THE WORLD HATE HIM

Donghae: calm dow-

Eunhyuk: I MEAN, LOOK AT THAT LUSCIOUS HAIR

Donghae: oh my g-

Eunhyuk: WAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEE *breaks down into a million tears and runs into a dar lonely corner*

Donghae: omghfg.

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Draco: you, whats your name again? the edward cullen wanna be, yes you

Key: I'm Key *flutters eyes and releases sparkles*

Draco: wow what kind of a loser sprinkles the world with sparkles ew

Key: HEYYYY i'm NOT a loser!!

Draco: here lemme look int our eyes to determine your gayness

Key: *sits really really close to draco*

Draco: *stares into key's perfectly shaped vibrant clear beautiful eyes which attracts everyone no matter who you are if you look into them long enough*

Draco's mind: loser loser loser gay gay gay fairy fairy fairy edward culle- WAIT WHAT IS THIS, ITS SO BEAUTIFUL I CAN'T LOOK AWAY WHAT KIND OF MAGIC DOES THIS LOSER, I MEAN FAIRY, I MEAN PERFECT PERSON POSSESS?!

Draco: *in a dazed and dreamy state after all that staring* oh my god. you're a weaaeirdd gaiy faeiry o_o

Key: whatever you say, meh.

Draco: *still shocked and paralysed from key's stare*

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Shindong: yo harry shookuz i havent realy introduced myself to you

Harry: Hi, wait i know your name it's shindong right

Shindong: THATS RIGHT DAWGG! awww we r gunna b best budz hommie gimme 5

Harry: *gives 5 to shindong*

Shinong: NICE ONE DAWG

Harry: wooo yeah cool bro

Shindong: omg you're so kewl

Harry: *smiles* you too mann (★‿★) 

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AN: lol another shout out to mai dawg jennayee

ew no. hah. you can start to see the pairings nao. ^^;;;;;

potatoes are cool x0

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pirateJELLYFISH345 #1
Chapter 5: I am loving this story so far! But when I saw my username, I got spooked. To the point, I kind of started laughing like a maniac... How did you do that by the way? Anyway I seriously love Jonghyun, Onew, Ron and Taemin in this!! Keep up with the good work!
dancing_on_clouds14 #2
Chapter 7: I was a little weirded out bc I wasn't sure if u were talking to me.....BUT I LOVE THIS STORY, I LOL EVERY CHAPTER!
saobang12416 #3
yah, i'm not a kid, don't said that to me merhong, btw I have to do that so don't worry ^^
Tachimaru
#4
Chapter 7: Okay i have to say i really find this story funny and very cute...i know weird mix huh any way i would like to see where it goes from here....sorry didn't update sooner but i do like it.
eyelined_virus
#5
Chapter 7: this made me lol........ :D
eyelined_virus
#6
cookies, yummmm :3
puppetmeister #7
i was quite startled when i saw my username...how did you do that?
lolurfacelol423 #8
how did you do the "username" subscribe read and comment omg that's so cool