Ron: dammit how long is this onew guy gonna keep this mad goose chase up for?!?!?!!? why can't he just get the other chicken? i want some too man. its not fair. *stops running and faces onew*

Onew: given up already ronald?

Ron: not yet, jinki. wae can't you just share your chicken? c'mon, everyone else wants chicken too, its not like you're the only one that loves chicken.

Onew: b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b--b-b-b-bbbut i've always had chicken to myself and i never had to share :(

Ron: trust me, sharing chicken with the people you love will make it taste better, because you know that you're making other happy too :)

Onew: but i dont love you .___.

Ron: not YET ;)

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Shindong: eshays harry we meet again

Harry: wassup ma negger

Shindong: lets hang bro

Harry: lets hang to get her all day we'll b so kewl

Shindong: awww i get all my kewlness from you ma dawgg

Harry: aww no way, you're da kooler one, shut uppp

Shindong: aww no bro, we kool together

Harry: eshays

BROMANCE.

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In Hogsmeade on the way to the Three Broomsticks

Jonghyun: *follows hermione and donghae suspiciously while shooting donghae looks of jealousy and hides between bushes and bins and shops and chairs and voldemort and more shops and trees with the pink panther theme song blurting in the background*

Jonghyun: i pledge to keep hermione out of donghae's reach and make sure they dont touch each other

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Hermione: err ummm, donghae can i ask you something?

Donghae: yeah, ask me anything

Hermione: is there any girls at school who you really like? *nervous*

Donghae: well, no one has really caught my eye yet...

Hermione's mind: no one, great, not even me

Donghae: but the nicest one has gotta be you :)

Hermione's mind: SPAZ SPAZZZ SPAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZ /dies/

Hermione: *blushes* really omg i feel so happy i love you too WHOOPS O_O you did NOT hear anything

Donghae: awwww you're cute :)

Hermione: asdfjksdflkjasn,xcjleorl;renklsdj you're cuter, you're cutest, you're perfect.

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Jonghyun: *from behind a huge bush* DAMMIT, WHY DONGHAE, SHE'S JUST GONNA LIKE YOU MORE. wae am i forever alone, i had to say that her hair was ugly. :( /sob

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Eunhyuk's long awaited which I totes forgot about detention with Snape

Eunhyuk: hey snape wae do i have detention w/ you again

Snape: you were noisy on your first day of school and u were screaming like a loser you were being noisy and-

Eunhyuk: okokok shut up i get the point

Snape: how dare you tell me to shut up WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE TELLING ME TO SHUT UP YOU YOU ARE SO ARROGANT *continues rambling about eunhyuk being gay*

Snape's mind: but that's kinda badass and i like badass ;)

Eunhyuk's mind: sshhh why does he look so y angry? that long hair of his getting into his eyes, causing him to flick his hair every so often, oh so smexayeeee

Eunhyuk: did i ever tell you that i like your hair?

Snape: ... YOU BEING SO ARROGANT AND YOU THINK YOU'RE COOL AND WALKING THE SCHOOL LIKE A BOSS--- wait what did you say? o_o 

Eunhyuk: i said i like your hair

Snape: well shank you ^^

Eunhyuk: you're welcome :D

Snape: i guess youre not that bad after all

Eunhyuk: THATS WHERE YOU'RE WRONG HAHA *sticks tounge out*

Snape: *rolls eyes* k bro shut up and do your detention, write out "I will behave well at school" 394 times

Eunhyuk: pfffffffffffffffffft you're so mean, too mean, i thought you liked me

Snape: wae do YOU like ME or something O_O

Eunhyuk: well you gotta figure that out yourself gurrrrrl ;D

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Luna: here we are

Minho: where? its a bloody empty corridor, thers nothing ere, i wanna go u sux

Luna: pfffffffft this is called HOGWARTS for a reason you dope, this place is all magical

Minho: kkkkk watevs can i like go back to taemin now orrrr

Luna: look the door is there! get in u fat blob

Minho: omfg magic door (A/N: this is the room of requirement)

Luna: WHOA ITS SO BIG AND IT HAS A HUGE BED IN IT WHAAA

Minho: wtf is the bed for? o_o

Luna: YOU'LL SEE SOON *evil pedo face: on* *winks madly at minho*

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madame hee hee (lol don't take any offence ^^v) will come in the next chappie. LOL

idrc if this is short

donghae is so cute. <3

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