at first sight~

Kpop at Hogwarts

 

Jonghyun: Donghae, that guy is really good looking. BUT AREN'T I GOOD LOOKIN AS WELL

Jonghyun: I mean, look at me, I have the aye abs and donghae... well he does too.

Jonghyun: BUT I HAVE the most gorgeous smile ever and donghae... also has the most gorgeous smile.

Jonghyun: HE HAS PERFECT HEIGHT AND omg no i'm a midget 

Jonghyun: I have a DINO FACE! YES THATS SOMETHING DONGHAE DOESNT HAV A DINO FACE

Jonghyun: Hermy knee is so pretty and donghae is so hot and the pretty girls ALWAYS end up with the hot guys

Jonghyun: NO I CAN GET HERMIONE I WILL GET HER TO LIKE ME

Jonghyun: i will charm hermione with my awesome dino ness yes good idea jonghyun you go girl you can do this

Jonghyun: HEY LOOK i actually said her name right hermony OH GOD NO I FORGOT IT

Jonghyun: am i alone

Jonghyun: WHY AM I TALKING TO MYSELF

Jonghyun: (⊙_◎)


Transfiguration Class

Mcgonagall: *goes on about transfiguring crap*

Heechul: is it true that mcgonagall can turn into a cat *____________* i read it somewhere about her and cats

Heechul: and i LOVE cats in fact i do have some cats myself

Neville: there are rumors that she's an animagus which means she can transform into an animal at will and that her one is a tabby cat

Heechul: REALLY OMG

Neville: go ask her after class idk anything dude i'm the worse in the class

Neville: ssssh stop talking mcgonagall's starin at us, i dont want a detention

Mcgonagall: Mr Kim Heechul, can u plz introduce yourself to the class, since youre talking?

Heechul: *stands up* hay guise, my name is Kim Heechul, but you can call me Madame Hee Hee or Hee-nim or Chullie *smiles at class*

Heechul: and i like cats ^^ *flicks his gorgeous long hair off of his face, shoots glare and winks at mcgonagall with that special touch of heechul-ness*

Mcgonagall's mind: *wth O_O* this kid has magic and i LIKE IT RAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRR 

Heechul: call me heenim. *winks at mcgonagall* ;)

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Key: *watching draco from afar* tell me, harry, what's draco like?

Harry: Ummm, draco? That guy... is sosososososoooo different in the inside i swear its like a whole new world after you get to know him

Key: he keeps calling me gay o-o

Harry: maybe that's because you are he used to call me gay endlessly, just never mind that, once you talk to him properly, rather than chucking insults at each other, have a proper conversation and you will see the real draco mafoy

Harry: he isnt as tough as he thinks he is, dont be scared of that little softie

Harry: i'll tell you a few things he likes ok?

Key: -

Harry: ok all things fluffy and cuddly he will absolutely LOVE and those little hats with the little picture of a bunny holding another bunny he adoreees them so much every shade of pink is acceptable but his favourite is the light pink of the colour of fairy floss he likes to roleplay as disney princesses and his absolute favourite is aurora because she always wears pink he also loves cupcakes with the little sprinkles on top he can eat them for the rest of his life

Key: O_____________________________________O

Harry: he thinks its just pretty and the would go all crazy for shinee songs HE IS SUCH A FANBOY I SWEAR he dances to every single song in your album he knows all the moves to ring ding dong, lucifer, hello and every other song and apparently his bias is YOU and he doesn't ever stop talking about you- OMG IGNORE THE LAST 14 WORDS NOT MEANT TO SAY THAATTT

Key: HOW THE HECK DO YOU KNOW ALL THIS

Harry: promise to not tell anyone?

Key: *looks around confused* O________O *nods*

Harry: *lowers voice to a decibel lower than the sound of snape farting and when snape farts it makes NO SOUND*

Harry: I used to be...

Key: be...?

Harry: be....

Key: hurry up

Harry: be his...

Key: *on the edge of his seat* HIS WHAT?!?!

Harry: his ex.

Key: oh my holy god sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiittttttt aasjdieujtlc;./;l'[i[[0-060p5;''m''f;kdxjxuuyW@#^UJNH&^Slslsldijmwml3o33872674oldmmd;[ol.[.].]\,[=0687436etddgsssjsjsdmdjdjjucdsdffq

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*Minho and Luna sits on the bed away from each other*

Minho: dude what's with the bed

Luna: /winks innocently *smirks*

Minho: DUDE SERIOUSLY 

Luna: I just wanted to... *creeps closer to minho*

Minho: o_o is it what i think it is

Luna: wanted to... *smirks and gets closer*

Minho: DUDE BACK OFF are you gonna like harass me or some crap

Luna: let me whisper it...

Minho: NIGGA GET AWAY FROM ME 

Luna: *creeps on Minho's ear* jump...

Minho's mind: she wants to jump on me i should've seen this coming

Luna: on...

Minho's mind: i'm gonna get laid by some low class loser shiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttt

Luna: the bed HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

Minho: dammit you

Luna: *winks* LET'S JUMP! *starts jumping so that her hair flies everywhere*

Minho: dude i dont like jumping especially with weirdos like you

Luna: but it's FUN YOU NEED SOME FUN IN UR BORING DULL LIFE

Minho's mind: duuuude that looks fun

Minho: *gets up and jumps like a mad weirdo who sees food for the first time in his whole life and took drugs*

Minho: I LOVE THIS OMG

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a/n: sorry it took me 45i86397489 years to update, my friend reminded me just now and i decided to finish it off. i'll puut in the hermione/donghae bits in the next chapter or something. i didn't edit properly so yeah. SORRY ONCE AGAIN HERE HAVE some irrelevant gif of suju in a pile of cuteness

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and dancing like losers

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y opera gif-

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donghae's part omg /dies

annnnd a lucifer gif i made earlier

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take the last one out w/ full creditszzz x0x0x0x0

thanks for coping with my delayed updates (◡‿◡✿)

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pirateJELLYFISH345 #1
Chapter 5: I am loving this story so far! But when I saw my username, I got spooked. To the point, I kind of started laughing like a maniac... How did you do that by the way? Anyway I seriously love Jonghyun, Onew, Ron and Taemin in this!! Keep up with the good work!
dancing_on_clouds14 #2
Chapter 7: I was a little weirded out bc I wasn't sure if u were talking to me.....BUT I LOVE THIS STORY, I LOL EVERY CHAPTER!
saobang12416 #3
yah, i'm not a kid, don't said that to me merhong, btw I have to do that so don't worry ^^
Tachimaru
#4
Chapter 7: Okay i have to say i really find this story funny and very cute...i know weird mix huh any way i would like to see where it goes from here....sorry didn't update sooner but i do like it.
eyelined_virus
#5
Chapter 7: this made me lol........ :D
eyelined_virus
#6
cookies, yummmm :3
puppetmeister #7
i was quite startled when i saw my username...how did you do that?
lolurfacelol423 #8
how did you do the "username" subscribe read and comment omg that's so cool