Life's a tangled web
Of cell phone calls and hashtag I-don't-knows
And you you're so caught up
In all the blinking lights and dial tones

 

 

You have been connected to a stranger! Type a message to say hi!

You: helloo

Stranger: Hi looking for goodtime? Chat me at snapchat! @hotgirlxx1989

Stranger: It would be fun!

Stranger: See you there!

You: uhm no-

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You have been connected to a stranger! Type a message to say hi!

You: hellooo

Stranger: Hi m17

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You have been connected to a stranger! Type a message to say hi!

Stranger: Hi catch me at snapchat live. We’ll have a good time there. 😉

stranger has disconnected.

 

 

 

You have been connected to a stranger! Type a message to say hi!

You both like redvelvet and cats

Stranger: Hoy

Stranger: Pilipino ka ba

Stranger: Please tell me filo ka sawang sawa na ako mag-english

You: helloo

You: yeah, I am nga

Stranger: YOWN

Stranger: Kanina pa ako naghahanap ng matinong kausap eh

Stranger: Puro sila English spokening dollars, nagdudugo na ilong ko

You: hahaha same

Stranger: What brings you here pala???

You: just killing some time. hbu?

Stranger: Ay ang violent. Bat mo pinapatay ang oras

You: ha?

Stranger: Walaaa hahahaha

Stranger: Ano wag mo na isipin sabaw lang

You: haha okayy 

You: ikaw baa? kanina ka pa dito?

Stranger: Medyo

Stranger: Mga ilang strangers na rin ang nabulabog ko bago ikaw

Stranger: Umaalis ako kasi ano namang gagawin ko sa mga naghahanap ng ka-ano diba

Stranger: Gusto ko lang namang may makausap sa bagong comeback ng rv saka mga pusa tas ibibigay sakin ganon?? Haynako

You: oh yeah. a lot of them nga naglulurk na kapag ganitong oras na

You: hahaha baka kasi hindi ka naglalagay ng taggg

Stranger: Hindi ah. Tong app lang talaga ang ayaw makisama at pilit akong dinadala sakanila

You: well, you thank them now kasi I can accompany you naman 😊 

Stranger: Napanood mo na bagong MV nila???

You: yup!

You: lss nga ako eh hahaha

Stranger: Pakinggan mo album no-skip na naman!!

You: mv pa lang napapakinggan ko pero mamaya sigee

Stranger: BYE BYE BEST B-SIDE

You: okay noted hahah

Stranger: Ay teka ikaw ba? Kanina ka pa dito??

You: kinda

Stranger: Oh kamusta naman??

You: same tayo ng dinanas lol

Stranger: Talagang dito sila nagkakalat noh

Stranger: May tinder naman ah

You: idk rin sakanila

Stranger: Btw anong asl mo if okay lang malaman

Stranger: Okay lang din if uncomfy ka sumagot, no pressure :DD

You: F21. Ikaw?

Stranger: Taray, ako H&M eh

You: hahaha loool

You: funny ka noh

Stranger: Mejj lang nukaba

Stranger: Cats rin isa mong tag ahh

Stranger: Anong trip mo sa mga pusa, sis???

You: hmmm… I like seeing cats pero I don’t want to have one

Stranger: Ay

Stranger: Paano yon

You: maintaining a cat is a little bit pricey kasi

You: it’s like having a child except hindi mo pinapaaral hahaha

Stranger: Edi share nalang kayo ng food mo para tipid :DD

You: lol. i’m fine with watching them sa tiktok and youtube

Stranger: Ang saya kaya mag-alaga ng pusa

Stranger: Kauwi mo, may sasalubong sayo ng meow meow

Stranger: Tas kapag nagw-work ka, guguluhin ka

Stranger: Kapag hindi mo pinapansin, tatambay sa workplace mo

You: oh, that’s nice to hear then hahaha

Stranger: Anong nice sa ginugulo ako teh

Stranger: Hindi ko matapos-tapos work ko minsan hmp

Stranger: Pero okay lang, cute naman mga pusa ko :DD

You: ‘cats’? how many cats do you own?

Stranger: Tatlo :DD

Stranger: Timo, Norty, Kanlu names nila ihihih

You: that’s cuuute uwu

You: their names are cool too

Stranger: Oo. They’re all over my place kasi eh

Stranger: If may isa pa, ‘Silang’ na ang ipapangalan ko :DD

You: hahahahahahaha you’re so witty

Stranger: Ikaw ah masyado ka na lumiligaya sa akin

Stranger: Wala pa nga eh

You: hmm?

You: shall we make a start then para may masimulan na?

Stranger: AY

Stranger: Hindi ko masyadong gets pero sige

Stranger: IKAW AH

You: char. Hahahahaha

You: sorry ah. i’m not the kind of type na bumabanat talaga lmao

Stranger: Sus oks lang yan

Stranger: Be with me para madevelop yan 

Stranger: :DDD

You: woah there

You: getting bold, aren’t we? Hahahsha

Stranger: Eme lang sis! Hindi ko kebs mga ganyang banatan, tunog ano

Stranger: Tunog alam mo yun, mga walang magawa sa buhay kundi humarot

You: grabe naman hahaha

Stranger: Totoo nga!

Stranger: Ay eto

Stranger: Tutal cats usapan diba

Stranger: Ang tawag ba sa mga kaibigan ng pusa ay…

You: hmmm?

You: ano?

Stranger: …purrends…?

Stranger: ☹

Stranger: I tried, I really tried… ☹

You: hahahahaha

You: it’s waley that’s why it’s funny hahahaha

Stranger: HAHAHAHAHA Natawa ka talaga don?? Hahahaha

You: kinda. it’s so corny that I find it funny lol hahaha

Stranger: Purreal??? Hahahahshdhssdhas

You: lmaoo stop it with the puns T.T

Stranger: Purrang ayaw ko tumigil

Stranger: :DD

You: yah hahahah stoop T.T

Stranger: Oh baka maano ka diyan kakatawa. Hahshdhshha

Stranger: Teka gusto ko pa sanang makipag-usap sayo pero kailangan ko nang matulog eh

You: aww that’s sad

Stranger: Yahhh ☹(

Stranger: I had fun talking with you, tho. Happy naman akong nag-enjoy ka sa kakornihan ko hshadhsha

You: dw you were fun to talk to rin, in general

You: thank you sa time mo 😊

Stranger: Thank you riiiinnn :”)

Stranger: Ihh anubayan medyo nanghihinayang akong hindi ka makausap ulit

You: ganyan talagaa

Stranger: Ano uhhh

Stranger: No pressure naman pero

Stranger: Naglalapag ka ba ng mga socials mo dito??

Stranger: No pressure ah! I completely understand kung hindi ka comfyyy

You: okay lang ba if Tiktok isend ko?

Stranger: ashdjahsd

Stranger: IT’S OKAAAAAYY

Stranger: Pero teka, if okay lang din sayo ah! It’s totally fine talagaaa no pressure madam huhuhuh

You: no, it’s fine with me don’t worry. Hahaha

Stranger: What if masamang tao pala ako rawr

You: you don’t know where I live naman :P

Stranger: Hindi nga eh pano kung kinukuha ko lang loob mo ngayon hmmmm

You: now you’re making me think twice lol hahahah

Stranger: Joke lang! Eme eme lang naman oh

Stranger: May kriminal bang mag-aalaga ng tatlo-tatlong pusa???

You: idk. maybe ikaw yon :P

Stranger: Hmmmm di mo sure

Stranger: :DDD

Stranger: Chaaaarrrr jusko baka hindi mo na ibigay

You: i’m currently contemplating na nga eh

Stranger: Ibibigay ko rin yung akin para hindi scammaz

Stranger: Peksman mamatay man

You: hmm

Stranger: Purreal!!!

You: hahahaha okay okay

Stranger: Ibibigay ko na akin ahh!

Stranger: @tinwerkimj :DDD

Stranger: Huy andiyan ka pa

You: chineck ko lang profile mo saglit

Stranger: Taray. Speed ka madam ah

Stranger: Oh ano?? I’m innocence diba :DD

You: those are your cats? they’re so cute nga huhu

Stranger: Uuuu

You: i’m gonna follow you there nalang

Stranger: Sureee

Stranger: I wait :D

You: done na

Stranger: ikaw yung @__jjiman???

You: yupp

Stranger: Wieeee okie okiee

Stranger: Thanks sa follow madam

Stranger: Sendan kita ng maraming meow meow :DD

You: thank you rinn

Stranger: I gotta go na

Stranger: See you on Tiktok, @__jjiman!

You: hahahaha see youu~

Stranger: Ikaw na mag-end, ayaw ko i-end ehhh

You: you do it. ikaw aalis eh

Stranger: Ihhh osya

You: ahahaha okayy thank you ulit

Stranger: End ko na ah

Stranger: Wag ka na magreply!

Stranger: ByeeeEeEEe

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