drogas

A Questionable Group Chat

little dickies

supremechoi:

mark tenía problemas con las drogas

wanggae:

ya me tienes hasta la madre con tus putos chinos.

yugioh:

but jackson your chinese?

defsoul:

i'm surprised that all 3 of you know spanish

yugioh:

i know it better than jackson.

wanggae:

what are you trying to say

yugioh:

you just at everything.

wanggae:

shut your tall headass up.

yugioh:

yeah, coming from a short person, oookay.

defsoul:

can you shut the up.

mtuna:

everyone we have an announcement to make 

supremechoi:

stop bullying.

mtuna:

no.

mtuna:

someone took my weed

kimbam:

put your mother father hands up in the air

kimbam:

i want to thank god for giving yugyeom such a good

kimbam:

no

kimbam:

not a good

kimbam:

a fantastic, mega, huge, wonderful, beautiful, long, majestic

defsoul:

i’ve never despise a human being more than i despise you, bambam.

kimbam:

i found mark’s stash under his bed

mtuna:

you little , how the did you got into my house?

wanggae:

why would you have weed in the first place

wanggae:

think about your health, mark

wanggae:

health is the key to life

defsoul:

you always say the same bull every time

kimbam:

hola cómo estás wha ju name mami?

kimbam:

can i choke someone with my long legs?

kimbam:

btw mark, your new place looks nice before i destroy that up and made it into a trap house

supremechoi:

people still say trap house?

defsoul:

this isn’t 2015 where you could start saying “your my trap queen” type of bull, bambam

yugioh:

he also made my place into a “trap house” as he calls it

kimbam:

yugyeom, sit on my

yugioh:

no

wanggae:

heart eyes emoji

kimbam:

i’ll make jinyoung’s place into a dungeon

supremechoi:

i’m beginning to feel sorry for yugyeom and your cats

defsoul:

i’ve tried summoning demons in jinyoung’s closet once

defsoul:

he swung at him

defsoul:

and then he locked me in his closet

wanggae:

did that demon pull you in deeper into that small closet of his?

defsoul:

yeah

defsoul:

but it ended being bambam.

kimbam:

i wanted to your

mtuna:

you have a boyfriend

kimbam:

can i have some time to time without being judged?

mtuna:

you know damn well that’s never going to happen.

yugioh:

i’ll throw bam into the dungeon

kimbam:

heart eyes emoji black heart emoji chains emoji

supremechoi:

was it really necessary to type that?

kimbam:

wait

kimbam:

do you think the chin headass has weed?

defsoul:

stop.

supremechoi:

"chin headass ” IM HOLLERING

supremechoi:

that deserves a slap on the knee.

kimbam:

thank you thank you

wanggae:

wait

wanggae:

i found something under my bed.

defsoul:

we didn’t ask

wanggae:

was i talking to you?

defsoul:

post the up b.

wanggae:

no.

wanggae:

so as i was saying before i was rudely interrupted by an irreverent person.

wanggae:

i found mark’s weed right underneath my bed.

kimbam:

y’all don’t share?

yugioh:

where the are you getting the hook up at?

mtuna:

don’t worry about it

yugioh:

give bam more because he’s wild in bed

supremechoi:

omg u 2 wild son.

mtuna:

omg we should have a sesh one of these days

mtuna:

i have a holy of weed for that

supremechoi:

did you just magically imported them from america?

yugioh:

i’m assuming he did

mtuna:

i know that jaebum is down

defsoul:

how do you know that i’m down

mtuna:

because it’s you duh.

kimbam:

i’m down, yugyeom is also down too

wanggae:

omg getting high + mark giving me a , oh yes sir i’m in.

spremechoi:

i have nothing to lose, so why not

mtuna:

then it’s settled, i’ll go tell jinyoung if he wants to join. if not then more weed for us;)

kimbam:

omg imagine just like bumdaddy having the biggest energy there

defsoul:

i-

mtuna:

stop.

 

private dms

mtuna:

aye yo dude, we finna kick it tonight with some phat es, plus some of the bombest weed that i illegally got from america. keep it on the low ˢʰʰʰʰʰ

parkgae:

i’m actually concerned for your well being.

mtuna:

it’s all about that 4/20 brooooo.

mtuna:

420 + 69 + 911 + 21 + 666 = 2018

mtuna:

2018 + 1 = 2019

mtuna:

2019 = the most highest year we’ll ever get from the imported weed that i got. and that 1 equals you

mtuna:

you should really come join us.

parkgae:

should i call for help?

mtuna:

nnnnnNNNNNYEEESSSSSSSSSSS

mtuna:

i’m already high.

mtuna:

maybe we should do a hotbox inside of the car where i broke the a/c

parkgae:

i’m calling the police.

mtuna:

ok look here park garage, go ahead and some . you really need some in your life.

parkgae:

i really hate you now.

mtuna:

can you not spread negativity around dude

mtuna:

if you don’t join, then bambam will literally make you place into a dungeon.

parkgae:

...

parkgae:

fine, i’m coming

parkgae:

but i want something in return.

mtuna:

bambam not turning your place into a dungeon.

parkgae:

my

mtuna:

oh ;)

 

 


a/n

reasons why i didn't update

(i don't even know if you'll read this but oh well)

1. i went to california and my cousin barely gave me the wifi password right before the day i was leaving to los angels. so i really didn't have the chance to use my computer. i could've typed it on my phone, but my phone is dumb 

2. i went to koreatown on new years day, and everything was closed, so we went to little tokyo uwu 

3. school 

4. it was in writers block for this chapter, i was actually going to do a follow up from the last chapter, but i just couldn't. i ended up rewriting everything, and this is the ending result. somehow i prefer making a story about a group chat instead of a full on narrative story with lots of context in it. it's a lot easier.

5. i actually thought about this story everyday, but like i said before, i was in writers block.

6. i was actually stressed out over the break because my said something i wasn't supposed to say, and now i lost a relation with one of my cousins.

7. next chapter is going to a follow up from this chapter, so i actually tried typing that, but ya know me, i procrastinated ;)

8. school

9. i was trying to type my other story that i was supposed to upload last year, but it's not turning out the way i want it to be soooooo

10. i was mainly paying attention to got7. sorry i didn't upload a chapter for jaebum's birthday, maybe soon i could post a belated birthday chapter for him.

11. i was actually retyping the other chapters because i didn't like how they came out.

yeah

i wonder if you'll understand the spanish text, if not, then i'll could translate it for you guys. just tell me

sorry i was holding up for a while

happy new years though.

uwu

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