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kimbam added wanggae, mtuna, and defsoul to the group chat

wanggae:

alcohol is alcohol. it’s good to bless up sometimes

parkgae:

and you’re drunk

kimbam:

i regret adding him in

wanggae:

what?

wanggae:

pfft no

mtuna:

why am i grossed out by it?

wanggae:

hey mark

mtuna:

yes?

wanggae:

we’re like hot chocolate and marshmallows

mtuna:

that’s actually cute

wanggae:

you’re hot, and i wanna be on top of you

mtuna:

...

defsoul:

how much did you ing drink?

wanggae:

how much am i not supposed to drink

yugioh:

he forced me to go drink with him

yugioh:

he had 5 beers now

yugioh:

and he also had vodka

yugioh:

and wine…

yugioh:

and rum…

wanggae:

shush yuggie, you weren’t supposed to tell the others

mtuna:

where are you guys?

wanggae:

oh, hi mark

yugioh:

i don’t even know

yugioh:

my phone is about to die too, so bye

kimbam:

my beloved left me alone again

defsoul:

shut the up bam

wanggae:

hey mark

wanggae:

are you a sea lion?

mtuna:

no, why?

wanggae:

because i wanna sea you lion in my bed tonight

mtuna:

bless up sis that you moved out of the dorm, .

supremechoi:

i have a dumb dad tbh

mtuna:

i know, my son

wanggae:

hey mark, is there a mirror in your pants?

mtuna:

what’s up with these terrible pick up lines.

mtuna:

no

mtuna:

why?

wanggae:

cause i think i see myself in them

mtuna left the group chat

wanggae:

why the did he leave

parkgae:

can you just like, drink water or something?

wanggae:

i am

wanggae:

but it tastes bitter

kimbam:

where the is yugyeom

wanggae:

idk

kimbam:

YOU LOST HIM?

wanggae:

more like

wanggae:

he lost me

wanggae:

wait

wanggae:

he was at the bathroom

defsoul:

i’m actually surprised that jackson is still comprehending the current situation that he is in

wanggae:

pfft

wanggae:

i’m not dumb like you, jaebum

defsoul:

where the you at, little .

wanggae:

up your

parkgae added mtuna to the group chat

wanggae:

MARKIEPOOH

wanggae:

I LOVE YOU

mtuna:

gross

parkgae:

and to think

parkgae:

i thought i raised all to be good kids

supremechoi:

lol well you have incent in your family

kimbam:

but you raised little es like you

parkgae:

your pushing it kid

kimbam:

waddup its ya boi, skinny

yugioh:

i mean

yugioh:

where the lie in that

kimbam:

ok look here

parkgae:

wasn’t your phone dead?

yugioh:

some fan gave me her charger, and then she starts reciting a poem how much she loved me

kimbam:

well, tell her to back the off

wanggae:

my life is slowly deteriorating away

mtuna:

where are you, jackson?

wanggae:

hey mark

wanggae:

my man got a man but his tongue got my kids

yugioh:

lol jackson is creating a scene, i’m pretty sure he’s gonna start a fight soon

mtuna:

if jackson gets a criminal record, i’m literally dropping him and doing a poly relationship with daddy jaebum and jinyoung

supremechoi:

again with the poly relationship

defsoul:

we aren’t even dating.

parkgae:

how come you called jaebum daddy, and not me?

mtuna:

you don’t deserve the daddy title because you raised little es

supremechoi:

god bless that i’m actually the normal one here

wanggae:

wanna clap hands later on, mark?

mtuna:

sure, why not

defsoul:

...

a/n

lol i won't stop posting late

and i'm really emo because zico isn't in block b anymore

they were the first kpop group that i listened to 

and i love them very much

i'll still support zico no matter what

:,)

it's emo hours boiiiiiissssss

i wonder if y'all actually read my author notes...