your local twinks

doublebee:

idk what to do right now

doublebee:

i feel so lonely

doublebee:

i want to cry

defsoul:

lol bambam is a little weak

doublebee:

stop

doublebee:

I MISS MY BELOVED

doublebee:

YALL DONT UNDERSTAND HOW I FEEL

supremechoi:

lol bam, you have feelings?

doublebee:

STOP OMG

doublebee:

WHO THE AM I GONNA FACETIME TONIGHT. CLEARLY NONE OF YOU. YUGYEOM IS THE ONLY WHO DEALT WITH ME, AND I MISS HIM. THE JUNGLE. I NEED HIM WITH ME NOW.

wanggae:

it’s your fault you're in thailand and didn’t bother saying bye to him person

doublebee changed their username to kimbam

kimbam:

i already feel miserable

kimbam:

i feel empty and lonely

mtuna:

yeah i feel lonely too

mtuna:

my boo is in china, and didn’t bother saying bye to me either

mtuna:

i need some new in my life

wanggae:

um

wanggae:

you have me?

mtuna:

...

mtuna:

i’m looking for something juicy

wanggae:

i’m not afraid to bring out the chains

mtuna:

bring them out.

parkgae:

please don’t start.

parkgae:

mark, please

parkgae:

go with youngjae or something

parkgae:

i wanna enjoy my life alone without yugyeom

supremechoi:

we all know that you miss him, and he’s your favorite son

defsoul:

instead of talking about yugyeom headass

defsoul:

download my mixtape.

mtuna:

this isn’t the time where you could advertise your mixtape

kimbam:

will that mixtape fill me up with ?

kimbam:

i think not.

parkgae removed kimbam from the group chat

defsoul:

thank you.

parkgae:

i’m not getting anything out of it, so i don’t know why i removed him.

defsoul:

but like y’all should download my mixtape

wanggae:

if i do, then can i call you daddy?

defsoul:

no

wanggae:

there’s your answer.

supremechoi:

i really like your last song.

defsoul:

at least someone appreciates my music

 

Jinyoung stared down at his phone. Wanting to say how much he loved it, but he’ll look like an idiot if he does.

 

plan jjp

kimbam:

ADD ME BACK INTO THE GROUP CHAT YOU DICKWARDS

wanggae:

what do i get in return?

kimbam:

i’ll paypal you 50 bucks

wanggae:

deal

wanggae:

paypal me then now

kimbam:

on it

mtuna:

are you really?

wanggae:

i actually got them

parkgae:

you have a holy of money in your bank account, jackson.

parkgae:

why the you want 50 dollars?

wanggae:

can you not.

 

your local twinks

wanggae added kimbam to group chat

defsoul:

why?

wanggae:

i got 50 out of it

supremechoi:

gastas pero no trabajas cabron

supremechoi:

pinche pendejo

defsoul:

what?

supremechoi:

i’ve been practicing on my spanish

mtuna:

i mean, i could agree with youngjae.

mtuna:

where the are you learning this from

defsoul:

i’m surprised that you still know spanish, mark.

mtuna:

stop yelling.

supremechoi:

idk, spanish videos just randomly popped up in my recommendation

supremechoi:

so ofc

supremechoi:

i'm currently watching them.

kimbam:

y’all still think youngjae is innocent?

defsoul:

i used google translate and we should take youngjae's phone away

defsoul:

my little angel is staying away from these harmful things.

mtuna:

can you not right now

wanggae:

he’s our angel

wanggae:

not yours.

defsoul:

y’all don’t treat him like an angel

kimbam:

hey youngjae?

wanggae:

WHAT DO YOU EXPECT, IM OVER HERE AT CHINA

supremechoi:

yes?

defsoul:

BUT CLEARLY YOU HAVE NO INTENTION OF DOING ANYTHING SO YOU'LL GO WITH BAMBAM EVERY SINGLE TIME

kimbam:

wanna go eat??

mtuna:

SIT YOUR DOWN BOY, WE ING TAKING CARE OF OUR ANGEL

mtuna:

WE BABY THE OUT OF HIM

supremechoi:

sure, why not.

wanggae:

YOUR JUST NEVER AROUND BECAUSE YOU NEVER COME WHEN WE ALWAYS INVITE YOU OVER

mtuna:

YOUR ALWAYS MAKING UP EXCUSES AND SAYING THAT YOU CAN'T GO.

parkgae:

can i come?

defsoul:

HERE WE GO AGAIN

wanggae:

ING OBVIOUSLY, WHY THE WE LOOKING LIKE THE ING BAD GUYS BUT IT'S CLEARLY YOUR FAULT THAT YOU DON'T COME O OVER

kimbam:

sure

wanggae:

ALWAYS ING COMPLAINING SAYING THAT WE NEVER INVITE YOU

mtuna:

WE JUST STOPPED INVITING YOU OVER BECAUSE YOU NEVER COME.

defsoul:

I HAVE A ING LIFE INSTEAD OF BEING A DUMB , SITTING ON MY ALL DAY COMPLAINING HOW NOTHING GOES YOUR WAY

supremechoi:

should we just removed them?

kimbam:

yes

mtuna:

SO NOW YOUR CALLING US DUMB S? “laptop has entered the chat* IM BRINGING THIS OUT.

wanggae:

LETS GANG UP IN THIS , I'LL FLY OVER THERE TO KOREA RIGHT NOW TO HELP YOU OUT MARK

mtuna:

your coming over to korea?

mtuna:

just for me?

wanggae:

of course, my love

defsoul:

don’t you dare change the ing subject you ing idiots

kimbam removed defsoul, mtuna, and wanggae from the group chat

parkgae:

where has the group chat gone to?

kimbam:

hell.

 

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a/n

bless up for jaebums new mixtape

sometime is a whole bop

be with you is a whole bop

don't care is a whole bop

island is a whole bop

and 

blind is hella a whole bop

you have no idea how much i like that song 

n knee ways 

i failed my math test today, so that deserves a gang 

so like

gang

and look at me posting this so late