Chaos

EXO Chatroom

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justrich: OH SEHUN!!

notmystyle: oh so this is the opening sentence.

lordofbubbletea: flattered to hear my name from the one and only wonderful leader Suho hyung.

notmystyle: for your information, i'm a leader too.

guccipanda: shush gege! 

lordofbubbletea: kris hyung, you ain't qualified to be a leader.

notmystyle: whatever. i don't care.

justrich: see, Kris? this is the reason why they're not afraid of you. you're too lax with them!

notmystyle: Suho, you gotta let the kids have their freedom sometimes.

eyelinerdiva: oh boy. here comes the mom and dad fight.

happyvirus: should we run baek?

chenosaur: DASI RUN RUN RUN!

lordofbubbletea: guys, why run? this is too entertaining.

ybronzehuman: more entertaining when Suho hyung forgot all about what Sehun did.

guccipanda: shush Kai!

manlylu: what's with you and shushing today, Tao?

guccipanda: you guys talk too much.

xiudaddy: that would be my line.

justrich: Kris, you're a LEADER! you have the responsibility of taking care of them AND making them obey you.

notmystyle: i'm a leader?

eyelinerdiva: ...

happyvirus: ...

chenosaur: ...

lordofbubbletea: ...

guccipanda: ...

guccipanda: this conversation is useless. i'm leaving.

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justrich: how many times do i have to remind you? YOU'RE A LEADER KRIS!

notmystyle: being a leader is not my style.

soulfulunicorn: umm... why am i here?

soulfulunicorn: why are you all here?

justrich: *sighs* welcome to the chatroom, Lay.

soulfulunicorn: what's a chatroom?

eyelinerdiva: it's a room where we all chat, hyung.

ybronzehuman: ..that explains it.

soulfulunicorn: anyway.. i'm going. i want to sleep.

lordofbubbletea: happy wet dreams hyung!

justrich: OH SEHUN!!

notmystyle: there we go. the opening line again.

soulfulunicorn: what's a wet dream?

xiudaddy: it's nothing, lay. go to sleep. 

lordofbubbletea: 

 

chenosaur: i'm gonna get nightmares..

xiudaddy: i'll sleep with you to help you fight the nightmares away <3

chenosaur: awwnn thanks minnie <3

soulfulunicorn: goodnight guys..

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justrich: Kris, we have unfinished business. come to my room. now.

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happyvirus: man that sounded so wrong..

eyelinerdiva: tell me about it.

notmystyle: business is not my style. i'm gonna sneak out to the galaxy.

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xiudaddy: nothing seems like Kris's style.

ybronzehuman: except chicken.

satansoo: speaking of chicken, what do you guys want to have for dinner tonight?

ybronzehuman: CHICKEN!

chenosaur: um.. where did you pop up from?

satansoo: i was here all along.. i was just watching you guys..

eyelinerdiva: creepy..

happyvirus: baek, let's just go and play some video games.

eyelinerdiva: sure channie ❤

happyvirus: ❤

satansoo: if you guys make any noise... i swear i'm gonna kill you both. 

chenosaur: kyungsoo, they're playing video games. of course they're gonna make noise.

ybronzehuman: shush chen! listen to what soo says!

eyelinerdiva: we're going..

happyvirus: bye guys..

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chenosaur: they left without their third beagle member.. i'm offended. and they didn't even thank me for backing them up.

xiudaddy: don't be offended chennie. let's go get something to eat!

chenosaur: okay minnie! 

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manlylu: i'm bored..

lordofbubbletea: let's get bubble tea luhan hyung!

manlylu: sure! let's go!

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lordofbubbletea:

 

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ybronzehuman: well only you and me are left, d.o hyung.

satansoo: they never did answer my question of what they want to eat at dinner.

ybronzehuman: let them starve. 

satansoo: good idea.

ybronzehuman: let's go get chicken at KFC.

satansoo: let's go.

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ybronzehuman: I WIN!

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Okay guys! So that was my first chapter! Sorry if it ! I'll try to make it better next chap ❤

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CheshireElf #1
Chapter 2: Oh My God! This is actually WAYYY funnier than I expected. You can't always get some good chat rooms these days. You are doing grate author-nim. 걱정마세여