[NATION'S ELITE 22]

Lollipop is online...

DavidTheOtter is online...

ChickenLittle is online...

Lollipop: Daehwi ya

DavidTheOtter: Yes mah baejin?

Lollipop: I need warm hugs

DavidTheOtter: In this hot weather?

DavidTheOtter: Okay calls

ChickenLittle: Please hyungs

ChickenLittle: Stop being greasy 

ChickenLittle: It feels like I'm going to puke rainbows

Lollipop: Rude chick

DavidTheOtter: Indeed

DavidTheOtter: What's with 2park today

DavidTheOtter: They are fighting in their phones, like they are playing Fruit ninja

Lollipop: And woah they're chanting some kind of unknown language 

Lollipop; Goosebumps

ChickenLittle: Guess what

ChickenLittle: I need to interrupt your sickening quality time and get your up and help me to stop the pink sausage duo on what the crap they want to do with their dull lifestyle

Lollipop: Hey hey hey it's okay to breathe bro

Lollipop: We're not requiring you to rap every second

DavidTheOtter: Maybe I should give you warm hugs next time

DavidTheOtter: When no one else is around

ChickenLittle: Even me?

DavidTheOtter: Even you panrin

ChickenLittle: Boo you both

Toothfairy is online...

Jigglypuff is online...

Toothfairy: Damn you Jihoon

Jigglypuff: Well damn your ugly snaggletooth you lil piece of gums

Toothfairy: That pink plushies is mine!

Jigglypuff: Excuse me

Jigglypuff: All pink things in this world belongs to me

Jigglypuff: Back off snaggy

Toothfairy: You don't own anything kid

Jigglypuff: Drop that satoori right now before I choke you into the wall

ChickenLittle: Enough you two

ChickenLittle: I'm just going to remind you that we're not only in this chatroom

ChickenLittle: Geez, you guys are so disgraceful in this country

Lollipop: Linlin was right! 

Lollipop: I need to protect Pinky sunbaenim at all cost

DavidTheOtter: And also Somi from these deranged hoomans

Toothfairy: /stares at Jihoon/

Jigglypuff: /stares at Woojin/

Toothfairy: Jinhwi ship with a big chick, target confirmed

Jigglypuff: Roger that Snaggy

Lollipop: ...

DavidTheOtter: ...

ChickenLittle: So unswag

SharksFin is online...

Marshmallow is online...

CiderDragon is online...

SharksFin: Annyeong----

Toothfairy: FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!

Marshmallow: Uhhh

Jigglypuff: NEED BACK UP NEED BACK UP

DavidTheOtter: /SCREAMS LIKE WHEN THE FIRST TIME HE SAW DONGHO/ 

Lollipop: /metal screams at pink sausage duo/

CiderDragon: OH OH OH! A screaming competition!

CiderDragon: /SCREAMS AF/

ChickenLittle: /clears throat/

ChickenLittle: WHAT'S UP GUYS IT'S GUANLIN 17 YEARS OLD BOY FROM TAIPEI I REALLY WANNA BE A S-SWAGGY RAPPER IN THE FUTURE CAUSE I LIKE HIPHOP

DavidTheOtter: D-didd yo-you j-just----

Toothfairy: TOO MUCH DOSE OF CRINGENESS

Jigglypuff: i'M 19 You fITE Me?

Lollipop: Yes good

CiderDragon: Oh I know what you did Guanlin-ah HAHAHAHA

ChickenLittle: Sorry hyungs---

Jigglypuff: NAH EXPLAIN WHY DID YOU DO THAT

ChickenLittle: It seems that you won't stop showing your animalistic behavior to our sunbaenims that's why I did that for a reason

Toothfairy: Explantion accepted

ChickenLittle: Please hyungs..... Enough with this bullcraps

ChickenLittle: I.O.I sunbaenims.. I deeply apologized to my hyungs for showing inhuman conduct

SharksFin: But please drop the sunbaenim thing, just call me Sohye noona :)

CiderDragon: SHE'S RAAAAAAAAAAAAYT

Marshmallow: We're at the same liner tho ^_^ 

ChickenLittle: I'm still shy....

Toothfairy: ^ That will be more cringey

DavidTheOtter: Where's Somiya?

Som-yeah is online...

Som-yeah: I'm summoned

Lollipop: That was quick

Som-yeah: Did you miss me so much Daehwi? ;)

DavidTheOtter: I thought you're busy

Som-yeah: Yeah I'm busy----

SharksFin: She's busy with mixing ketchup to mushroom soup

Marshmallow: Then pours into a plastic cup

CiderDragon: And then she drank it 

DavidTheOtter: ....

DavidTheOtter: Bro what the hell happend to you?

Som-yeah: Bottoms up! 

Som-yeah: But I really love this masterpiece of mine don't judge me

DavidTheOtter: That's quitely odd

Lollipop: You even mixed mayonnaise, chocolate syrup and kimbap in one dish

DavidTheOtter: There there.... You want to try it?

Lollipop: Hajima

DavidTheOtter: You even exposed my dark secret

Lollipop: What is it?

DavidTheOtter: My precious insoles

Som-yeah: You know what bro, I'm taller than you by 1 inch

DavidTheOtter: Me too... With the help of my insoles

Marshmallow: I see that you're both Nation's Bestfriends at all

Som-yeah: BAAAAAM

DavidTheOtter: BAAAAAM

SharksFin: Where's the other members?

ChickenLittle: Jisung hyung get outside to inhale fresh air

ChickenLittle: Because he keeps on complaining to Jaehwan hyung who haven't take a bath for 1 week

Lollipop: That's why Minhyun hyung literally brags him out to have a cleaning session

CiderDragon: Then they're both showering each other?

Marshmallow: You're just a highnote expert but dumb as hell

SharksFin: Oh

Som-yeah: Shookt

CiderDragon: Nevermind my cosmic girls unnies did that everytime to conserve water ^^

Marshmallow: Can someone stop this dragon on exposing deep secrets

Lollipop: Someone's calling me

Marshmallow: Eh

Lollipop: Deep dark is my nickname

DavidTheOtter: Ongniel ship go to zoo to conduct a research about insects

DavidTheOtter: They trying to face their number one fear lmao

SharksFin: Oh oh oh I got it

SharksFin: Because Ongniel is science!!!!!

CiderDragon: ...

Lollipop: ...

DavidTheOtter: ...

ChickenLittle: ...

Som-yeah: Even wanna one members are giving condolence to your joke unnie

Marshmallow: I love you very much Sohye but please

CiderDragon: I'll go to Chaeyeon unnie and tell this another series of deadly joke of yours

CiderDragon: So you will be the dead meat of the century again

Lollipop: Can I ask, where's Pinky noona? :3

CiderDragon: She's with Stone Nayoung, shopping some rare stones and gems stuffs

DavidTheOtter: Do you know why Nayoung noona called as Stone Nayoung?

SharksFin: WHYYYY

DavidTheOtter: Because she looks like a stone

DavidTheOtter: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Lollipop: ....babe

Som-yeah: Bro you've just crossed the border of heaven and hell

SharksFin: Joke error 404 not found

Marshmallow: Condolence

SharksFin: Our unnies have gotten busy these days

ChickenLittle: Same as our group, only the maknae line are here

DavidTheOtter: Yah Baejin how dare you to send an ":3" emoji

DavidTheOtter: You didn't send me anykind of emoji once

Lollipop: I can't help it

Lollipop: My inner Pinky fanboy feels gets me hooked so much

Lollipop: I.O.I noonas, please tell Pinky noona that she looks beautiful everyday ( ^0^)

DavidTheOtter: :<

ChickenLittle: Jinhwi when will you stop

ChickenLittle: Help me first

DavidTheOtter: I swear if that help you want is all about how to flirt Wooseok sunbaenim, I'm gonna choke you to death

CiderDragon: DID YOU JUST MENTIONED "CHOKE"?!?!?!

Marshmallow: Noooooo :O

SharksFin: We need to break "God Sejeong curse" immediately!!!!!!

Som-yeah: Please help my bro! T^T

Lollipop: My noonas lose their sanity for real

DavidTheOtter: What do you mean by "God Sejeong curse"

Lollipop: It means that you're under her spell and become a god----

DavidTheOtter: Too much information I get it now

DavidTheOtter: When I said "choke" I'm going to do that by pushing his tall body into the wall and strangle him until no one oxygen will remain to his whole body

DavidTheOtter: I'm not going to choke him in a ual way, too young to do that ^^

SharksFin: Phew....

Marshmallow: I feel relieved

ChickenLittle: As if you can push and choke me you can't even reach my hair pfft

ChickenLittle: Fyi I'm too straight to be choke by someone----

Lollipop: What a liar

DavidTheOtter: I know you heard the famous and sinking ship in Wanna One named "Panwink" right?

DavidTheOtter: Salty af

ChickenLittle: Damn you both

ChickenLittle: Seriously I need help to eliminate 2park in this world

Jigglypuff: HOW MANY TIME DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU IN YOUR HEAD THAT ALL PINK IN THIS WORLD ARE MINE?!?!

Toothfairy: THAT'S UNFAIR TO ME MR. WINKBOY LET'S HAVE A FAIR MATCH

Jigglypuff: Deal boi

ChickenLittle: What's up the both of you

Toothfairy: That's one type of disrespect boi we're both hyungs!!!

Toothfairy: I want to say ya'll we're having a FAIR competition

Jigglypuff: And we want you guys to judge us

SharksFin: What kind of competition was that?

Toothfairy: We're going to ask questions and you need to pick between us

SharksFin: Okay I'm in

ChickenLittle: Noona no

ChickenLittle: They will prank you for sure

Marshmallow: No worries Lin-ah

Marshmallow: They will get this piece of me if they did something wrong

SharksFin: I'll choke you later babe

CiderDragon: DID YOU JUST MENTIONED "CHOKE" AGAIN?!

Marshmallow: Will you shut up for a second

Yoojjyu is online...

Dojjyu is online...

Jigglypuff: You can also participate noona :)

Dojjyu: Are you talking to me?

Jigglypuff: Uhhh yes....

Yoojjyu: We're going to monitor Wanna One's maknae line

Yoojjyu: Seongwoo oppa gave us permission to do this

ChickenLittle: This is not right

ChickenLittle: You guys are sunbaenims

Dojjyu: He still older than us Guanlin

Dojjyu: Okay what's the deal

Toothfairy: Sungwoon hyung send us a limited pink plushies

Jigglypuff: And being a pink lover that plushies automatically will be mine

Toothfairy: HEY I SAID WE WILL HAVE A FAIR MATCH SO STOP BABBLING LIKE A GAY 

Toothfairy: We really really really need ur help

Yoojjyu: Can I see that pink plushies?

Toothfairy:

Yoojjyu: What the ?

SharksFin: Uhhh

CiderDragon: OMG CAN I LAUGH?

Som-yeah: Srsly

Marshmallow: I'm out bye

Dojjyu: Do you REALLY know what is this "cute" little being?

Jigglypuff: A deformed pink bear with ponytails?

Toothfairy: That's a rare pink mango with purple lightbulbs at the side idiot

Lollipop: Wow yes good that's amazing

DavidTheOtter: HEY YOU DUMB DUO

DavidTheOtter: That's a uterus what the heck are you guys lost in your mind?

Jigglypuff: I don't care

Jigglypuff: As long it's color pink I will take it

Toothfairy: No!!! 

Toothfairy: I'm 19 too, you fight me?

ChickenLittle: Noona

ChickenLittle: Tell to Seongwoo hyung that we will have a comeback stage as OT9

Dojjyu: Stop fighting you two that uterus plushies are gone

Jigglypuff: What do you mean by that?

Dojjyu: When Sungwoon oppa coincidentially met Nayoung unnie and Jieqiong unnie at the store, he be came a statue when he saw Nayoung unnie smiling at him and he gave that plushies to Jieqiong unnie

Lollipop: Fyi she also love pink stuffs

Lollipop: Pinky was her nickname because of that

Yoojjyu: Nice explanation kid

Jigglypuff: HA SUNGWOON I'M GOING TO KILL YOU AFJHAJFHGAJHGFAFGHF

Toothfairy: LAI GUANLIN YOU WILL BE A DOUBLE DEAD TAIWANESE MEAT!!!!!!

ChickenLittle: What did I do wrong?

Toothfairy: You're both came from China.... So you will be my first fresh meat!

ChickenLittle: I guees I will be the main rapper?

ChickenLittle: yAY

Yoojjyu: Lai Guanlin

ChickenLittle: ???

Yoojjyu: Do you remember that Pd101 days when I called you to have a freestyle dance?

ChickenLittle: I still remember, why noona?

Yoojjyu: You look so handsome when you dance

Dojjyu: Yoojung-ah----

Yoojjyu: And have a pretty body----

Dojjyu: Choi Yoojung----

Yoojjyu: I really like you

Dojjyu: GODDAMMIT CHOI YOOJUNG LET'S TALK

Yoojjyu is offline...

Dojjyu is offline...

Som-yeah: And guess what

Som-yeah: Yoodaeng ship is sinking in this chatroom hehe

CiderDragon: ...

CiderDragon is offline...

DavidTheOtter: I can't understand anymore

Som-yeah: You're too young to deal that

DavidTheOtter: Excuse me we have a same age

Som-yeah: Just joking geez

Som-yeah: Can I go to your dorm?

DavidTheOtter: Sure

Som-yeah: I'm going on my way~~~~

Som-yeah is offline...

Lollipop: Did she just sing your part in Never?

DavidTheOtter: Heol

ChickenLittle: Did Yoojung noona said that s-she likes me?

Lollipop: Yep

ChickenLittle: ..................

DavidTheOtter: Wow he fainted

Lollipop: Yes good

a/n: Here's the update ya'll~ sorry for long wait..... Why do I feel this chatroom is kinda boring :/

If you want to say what's on your mind in this chapter, just spill it out and let me know okay? :) 

Farewell

-Agyusshi