Mental Breakdown

Hello, counterparts! (I.O.I x Wanna One Chatroom)

[NATION'S ELITE 22]

 

Everyone is online...

 

Minion: I.O.I sunbaenims, I need your help

GhadSejeong: What is it boi?

Minion: Jisung hyung is a

CENTER-OF-THE-UNIVERSE: We all know that

CENTER-OF-THE-UNIVERSE: Even a dirty rat knows that

Minion: What I mean is, he's crazy!

SoundsOfSealion: It's given to him since birth lmao

Psychopath: Say it directly scumbag

Minion: I mean---

Psychopath: Jisung hyung is so high and he's heading to Namsan Tower while bringing our fridge

Psychopath: Because someone in the boy group named Wanna One composed of 10 gay members plus 1 handsome creature with pure and magnificent voice had given Jisung hyung a ing peanut

LegendaryEndingFairy: Woah chill

Swagyeuuun: ^Agree

Minion: WHO'S THE CULPRIT YALL DIPS ANSWER ME

StampedInMyHEART<3: Not me

Sushirolljuseyo: I'm innocence

Pinky'sTrash: *innocent

Dojjyu: What's with Jisung oppa and his peanut?

Dojjyu: Please enlighten me

GhadSejeong: Can I touch Jisung's peanuts?

GhadSejeong: It think it's a like fluff ball

AnnieKim: THE PEANUT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT IS FOOD

AnnieKim: NOT JISUNG'S

I'mYoELEVEN: Yu need some holy water

Minion: Back to Jisung hyung

I'mYoELEVEN: Ong boi please surrender urself

SoundsOfSealion: It was an accident that I gave him a peanut before

SoundsOfSealion: Not me this time mygosh

Sushirolljuseyo: Explain first

Sushirolljuseyo: How can we give our trust to you again when you don't know the difference between a peanut and a candy?

SoundsOfSealion: Blame it all to Daniel because he put some weeds in my sandwich

AegyoBae: Weeds are edible to eat? O.o

Yoojjyu: Actually it's Doyeon's breakfast everyday

StoneHead: WHO SAID THAT YOU'RE ALLOWED TO BRING SOME WEEDS IN THIS GODDAMN DORM?!

Dojjyu: Sejeong unnie

Yoojjyu: ^

CiderDragon: ^^

GoddessOfOstrich: ^^^

Som-yeah: ^^^^

SharksFin: ^^^^^

GhadSejeong: I HATE YOU GUYS REALLY

GhadSejeong: Curse you bamboo stick

Deepwheep: Oh before I forgot

Deepwheep: Actually there's a special package from Haknyeon hyung earlier 

Deepwheep: It contains a basket full of sandwiches and a note

Deepwheep: "WANNA ONE SLASH GREAT SCUMBAGS AND FULL OF GAYS, CONGRATULATIONS FOR YOUR UPCOMING DEBUT LOSERS. I HOPE YOU'LL GONNA FLOP IN KPOP INDUSTRY AND KILL YOURSELVES AFTER. HERE'S A SPECIAL HOMEMADE SANDWICHES WITH SPECIAL FLAVOR FOR JISUNG HYUNG. I HOPE YOU GUYS ENJOY MY GIFT AND DIE MISERABLY. GOODBYE ES" -Joo Haknyeon

ChickenLittle: Such an inspiration letter from named Joo Haknyeon

CENTER-OF-THE-UNIVERSE: Salty fox nah hell yeah

Som-yeah: ....

Som-yeah: Daehwi-ya, do you understand the content of that note?

Deepwheep: Uhhhh... no

Som-yeah: My highness please save my bestfriend

SharksFin: Perks of being a too pure human being

Deepwheep: Well a gift is a gift so I get it and give it to other members

Minion: AND YOU DON'T GIVE US A PIECE OF THAT YOU BRAT

Psychopath: SAME HERE YOU PIGGY

Pinky'sTrash: YOU ONLY THINK OF YOURSELVES

Deepwheep: Jisung hyung and Sungwoon hyung steals the basket of sandwich and run away from me :(

AegyoBae: Awe poor Daehwi my feels :(

I'mYoELEVEN: Cocky said the peanut butter sandwiches are good!

AnnieKim: Who the hell is Cocky?

GhadSejeong: Its his isnt it obvious

I'mYoELEVEN: ...

I'mYoELEVEN: It's my pet cockroach...

GoddessOfOstrich: Even a cockroach has a name.. cool!

StampedInMyHEART<3: Did you said peanut butter sandwiches?

I'mYoELEVEN: Yeah boi! It's so tasty I love it I thought Haknyeon don't know anything but to show his ty face----

I'mYoELEVEN: DAEHWI'S A CULPRIT

ChickenLittle: BRING HIM TO RED ROOM!

Deepwheep: WAAAAAH NO YALL HEADS DON'T DARE----

StampedInMyHEART<3: Done boss

Psychopath: Good job kids

AnnieKim: What is red room?

Psychopath: The red room in our dorm is actually a comfort room

Psychopath: Where we bring our members there for punishment

StoneHead: Thanks for the idea Jaehwan-ie 

Psychopath: Eh?

Som-yeah: Oh no no no unnie hehehehe

SoundsOfSealion: Don't worry guys I gave a special package for Haknyeon

Yoojjyu: A basket of sandwich too?

SoundsOfSealion: 10 different types of grenades :)

Dojjyu: Oh wow

Minion: GUYS JISUNG HYUNG IS CLIMBING UP A TALLEST TREE NEAR AT NAMSAN TOWER

Minion: AND HE'S JUMPING RIGHT NOW WHILE SAYING "JUST KEEP SWIMMING"

I'mYoELEVEN: Dory is a living meme too?

Deepwheep: HELL YA ES OPEN THIS FREAKING DOOR I'M GOING TO TEAR ALL YOUR PETTY THROATS I'M----

Som-yeah: WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY BESTFRIEND?!

Pinky'sTrash: The signal at red room are weak don't worry Somi he's safe at all

Minion: Sejeong-ah help us!

GhadSejeong: You want me to seduce him and smack his huh?

Minion: If that's the way to calm this oldie down, yes please

GhadSejeong: Sorry but no 

Minion: WHYYY

GhadSejeong: The smacking--session of mine are only for mah ladies

Minion: Chaeyeonie~

LegendaryEndingFairy: What now

Minion: Help us ><

LegendaryEndingFairy: If you want to me become a demon to help that ugly horse, it's a big no I'm having a break now so please leave me alone

ChickenLittle: JISUNG HYUNG PM-ED ME A BUNCH OF HIS MEMES SOMEONE HELP

MemeForLife:

MemeForLife: MY DEAR WANNA ONE KIDDOS

MemeForLife: SALUTE FOR YOUR LEADER PEASANTS

ChickenLittle: Oh.My.Ghad.

MemeForLife: BOW YOUR HEADS AND PRAISE ME

SharksFin: Nayoung unnie I think we need to help them

StoneHead: Nah, they can handle it trust me

Psychopath: LEADER MY

Minion: NO ONE WANTS YOU TO BE OUR LEADER

I'mYoELEVEN: EVEN MY PRECIOUS COCKY DISAGREE

StoneHead: Okay who wants Jisung oppa to be Wanna One's leader?

Psychopath: I'M GOING TO DETONATE MY NUCLEAR BOMB IF HE IS OUR FREAKING LEADER

Deepwheep: WE WANT JONGHYUN HYUNG TO BE OUR LEADER YOU ER-----

CENTER-OF-THE-UNIVERSE: AS THE CENTER OF THIS ROYAL GROUP, I AGREE TO DAEWHI

Pinky'sTrash: OUR FUTURE WILL BE IN DANGER IF WE ELECT HIM!

AegyoBae: What's with the capslock eish

Som-yeah: AS THE CENTER OF I.O.I, Uhhhh... Hi Jisung oppa, stay strong

SoundsOfSealion: COME ON GUYS, THINK FIRST

SoundsOfSealion: ALTHOUGH JISUNG HYUNG IS A PIECE OF SOMETIMES, HE HAS A KIND HEART AND A GOOD LEADERSHIP TO LEAD US

Sushirolljuseyo: YOU STILL DON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE OF----

SoundsOfSealion: SHUT UP NO ONE NEEDS YOUR NONSENSE OPINION 

SoundsOfSealion: TRUST ME ON THIS GUYS

Minion: Okay up!

Psyhopath: Upp

Deepwheep: FLY HIGH OLDIE YAY----

StampedInMyHEART<3: UP UP UP

I'mYoELEVEN: Okay.... Up

CENTER-OF-THE-UNIVERSE: Up!

Sushirolljuseyo: Nah I don't have a choice so... up

Pinky'sTrash: Up boi up

ChickenLittle: UP

SoundsOfSealion: /drum rolls/ CONGRATS TO OUR NEW LEADER, YOON JISUNG!

SoundsOfSealion: AND HE'S GOING TO SUFFER FOR 2 YEARS FOR LEADING THIS GROUP OF ANIMALS MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

MemeForLife: THANK YOU VERY MUCH MY ONG-IE I OWE YOU ONE BOI LET ME KISS YOU

ChickenLittle: I think Seungwoo hyung needs red room right now

I'mYoELEVEN: BRING HIM TO RED ROOM!!!!!

StampedInMyHEART<3: Sorry hyung we need to do this....

SoundsOfSealion: YOU ERS, THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME FOR ALL I DONE TO SAVE THIS GROUP YALL GOING TO REGRET THIS------

GhadSejeong: I still prefer I.O.H as your group name

AegyoBae: I.O.H?

GhadSejeong: Ideal of Hotdogs

MemeForLife: ...

I'mYoELEVEN: ...

Psychopath: ....

Psychopath: Okay we had our dot competetion again

CENTER-OF-THE-UNIVERSE: Ohhh I like it

Sushirolljuseyo: I'm hunger

Pinky'sTrash: *hungry

Sushirolljuseyo: I want some fud toeat please

Pinky'sTrash: *food *to eat

Sushirolljuseyo: I'm so handsome

Pinky'sTrash: *I'm so UGLY

Sushirolljuseyo: Dude wtf what's your problem huh

Pinky'sTrash: Your sinful lies

Deepwheep: YOU AINT GOING TO BE A HANDSOME ONE LIKE ME----

Sushirolljuseyo: Want some piece of me huh

Pinky'sTrash: Come on I'm going to remove your snaggle tooth

ChickenLittle: When do we have our mini boxing ring?

CiderDragon: Guys... This is an urgent situation.....

CiderDragon: Where Mina is posessed again 

CiderDragon: And the worst is she's seducing Chaeyeon unnie...

CiderDragon: ...In front of Sohye

AegyoBae: I want to taste every bit of you...

AegyoBae: .... Until you collapse on my body babe

StoneHead: /glares at Sejeong/

AnnieKim: /getting ready to get Sejeong's soul/

GoddessOfOstrich: Wow I think Mina is going to be very wild~ Ohohohoho

Dojjyu: And you're still smiling like a stupid ostrich huh?!

GoddessOfOstrich: Well then

CENTER-OF-THE-UNIVERSE: OK WHAT HAPPENED TO MY MINA?!

SharksFin: Excuse me she's mine

Yoojjyu: Go posessive penguin get your cinnamon roll ugh

CiderDragon: OH MY GOD SHE'S AIMING HYEONGSEOB AT MINA'S CUTE FACE 

MemeForLife: WHO LET THAT RAW EGG YOLK EATER TO ENTER THIS CHATROOM

CiderDragon: It's her bazooka name calm down 

CiderDragon: STILL OUR DORM IS HAVING A MESS AGAIN!!!

Som-yeah: What's new about that hmm

StoneHead: What I have done to my life to suffer like this?

StoneHead: Sejeong and Chungha having a smacking session 

MemeFoLife: Sungwoon is having a nonsense conversation with his pet cockroach named Cocky

StoneHead: Yeunjung keeps on screaming "BOOMBAYAH"

MemeForLife: Woojin and Jinyoung having a thumb wrestling competition

StoneHead: Chaeyeon keeps firing her bazooka to Mina

StoneHead: I think she's obsessed to Yuehua trainees?!

StoneHead: Mygosh need to save Chaeyeon for being a true pedo

MemeForLife: Jaehwan keeps on laughing to Minhyun while putting a lipstick like he's a 5 year old child who used color pastel in a messy paper

StoneHead: ....

StoneHead: You still want to be a leader Jisung-ah?

StoneHead: You need to cleanse their dirty souls

MemeForLife: Hah

MemeForLife: I can change their lives right now

StoneHead: Too much mental breakdown for this day

StoneHead: I'm going out to talk to my relatives

MemeForLife: Relatives?

StoneHead: My fellow stones and rocks

 

StoneHead is offline..

 

MemeForLife:

 

MemeForLife is offline...


A/N Yeah I know this chapter is kinda lame? Please enlighten me, I'm thinking to remove this chatroom tho.. I really need your comments 

Again, sorry to keep you waiting. I'm facing personal problems right now, plus perks of being a graduating student, and I'm having a REAL mental breakdown (but I still managed to finish this chapter yeah boi)

That's it for now. :)

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Agyusshi
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asahdako
#1
Ooooohhh~~ I'll try some, my bae.

1.) Science or Math?
2.) Would you rather face Minhyun's cleaning sessions or Jaehwan's psychotic laughing sessions?
3.) On the levels of cuteness, which members do you pick?
4.) Dodaeng or Doyeonjung?
5.) If Jihoon had a partner, will it be Guanlin or Woojin?
6.) Tall men or short men?
7.) If Daehwi were to become a next girl group member, to which group would he be suitable?
8.) To laugh or to cry?
9.) To be innocent or to be savage?
10.) Complete the sentence. "I got to..."
11.) How you define life in one word?

There we go...
serijihah #2
Chapter 11: LOVE IT! so my questions
1) Real man vs cutie (i believe when jihoon picked real man all members will argue)
2) Rice or ramen
3) Kahi or cheetah?
4) Lee woojin vs yoo seonhoe?
4) Long hair vs short hair girl?
5) The worst predebut picture?
6) Complete the sentence "Please....."
7) Woojin's fart vs ha sungwoon's fart
8) If i can steal something from members' collection, what is it?
i hope u consider my questions i really try hard lol
IheartZone #3
Chapter 11: Hmmm let me try.........

1.Overwatch or League of legends?
2.Apples or oranges?
3.Hot or cute?
4.Brawns or brains?
5.North or South?
6.East or West?
7.Fire or Ice?
8.what are your embrassing moments?
9.what is your favourite I.O.I song?
10.What's the funniest thing you did?
11.Would you rather: Watch Sechung's steamy sessions or get annihilated by Demonic chaeyeon's wrath?

That's my 11 questions for them I hope that I'm right about this. ^_^
asahdako
#4
Chapter 11: *yells at the distance* MINA FORGOT SOHYE FOR HER CHRISTMAS hahaha
PrettyChiisy
#5
Chapter 11: I relate to Somi on a very spiritual level specially at the last part ;-;
TakuyaKen
#6
Chapter 11: lol sejeong never changed
TakuyaKen
#7
Chapter 8: dang, lol dirty thoughts