Fast Talk 101 (Special Chapter)
Hello, counterparts! (I.O.I x Wanna One Chatroom)[Wanna Chat? WANNA ONE'S UNIVERSE]
Agyusshi: Hello 11 handsome bois----
Jihoon: Who are you?
Agyusshi: I'm---
Jihoon: Do you have any permission to enter this universe?
Agyusshi: Let me---
Jihoon: DO YOU WANT TO WITNESS THE JIHOON THE FIGHTER?
Agyusshi: Shut up jeojang man let me talk okay!
Agyusshi: I'm------
Jinyoung: WOOJIN HYUNG YOUR RAMEN IS ON FIRE
Agyusshi: ...
Jinyoung: Oops my bad
Agyusshi: If you're asking me what's my identity...
Agyusshi: I'm the only one who made this messy chatroom
Daniel: Just like what you did to I.O.I's chatroom if I'm not mistaken?
Agyusshi: You got it peachy
Jaehwan: So you have a messy mind?
Agyusshi: Just try to ask that to yourself -_-
Agyusshi: I'm not going to waste any minute here.... LET'S DO THE FAST TALK!
Sungwoon: Fast talk?!
Agyusshi: Waffles of pancakes?
Jisung: Pancakes
Sungwoon: Pancakes
Minhyun: Both?
Seongwoo: Waffles
Jaehwan: Pancakes
Daniel: Waffles
Jihoon: Pink waffles
Woojin: Strong waffles
Jinyoung: PANCAKES
Daehwi: Both juseyo
Guanlin: Waffles
Seongwoo: Are that "strong waffles" exists huh?
Woojin: When you're hungry, it exists
Agyusshi: Foodtrip or Roadtrip?
Jisung: Foodtrip
Sungwoon: None. Too lazy to get up
Minhyun: Cleaning trip
Seongwoo: FOODTRIP WHILE ROADTRIP YAY
Jaehwan: Roadtrip, while listening to music
Daniel: Same as Ong
Jihoon: F O O D T R I P
Woojin: R O A D T R I P
Jinyoung: bOTH
Daehwi: Foodtrip
Guanlin: Foodtrip
Jaehwan: Lol our auntie getting old
Sungwoon: Do you want to taste my fists Jaehwan-ah?
Jaehwan: Ew
Agyusshi: Gum or Candy?
Jisung: Candy
Sungwoon: Gum
Minhyun: Gum
Seongwoo: Both
Jaehwan: I hate both
Daniel: Candy~
Jihoon: Pink candy
Woojin: Gum
Jinyoung: Both
Daehwi: CANDY
Guanlin: Gum
Minhyun: Why did you hate both Hwanie?
Jaehwan: Too many sweets are bad for my voice
Agyusshi: Top or bottom?
Jisung: Oh...
Sungwoon: Are you sure about this?
Minhyun: /coughs/ Minors mind will be corrupted
Seongwoo: I LOVE THIS ONE
Jaehwan: HUEHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Agyusshi: Aish what are you thinking guys? Geez
Jisung: Bottom
Sungwoon: I KNEW IT YOU'RE THE BOTTOM---
Jisung: I prefer to sleep on lower bunk tss
Sungwoon: I TOP HEHE
Minhyun: Top
Seongwoo: Top-----
Jaehwan: No no no you're bottom!
Seongwoo: TOP
Jaehwan: Bottom.. hehe
Daniel: T O P
Jihoon: Top (?)
Woojin: Top, I top on my elementary days
Jinyoung: Top
Daehwi: Bottom
Guanlin: Bottom too
Jisung: Aish can we proceed authornim?
Agyusshi: Ofc leadernim ^^
Agyusshi: Horror or comedy?
Jisung: Comedy
Sungwoon: Horror
Minhyun: Horror
Seongwoo: Both
Jaehwan: Comedy HHUEAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
Daniel: COMEDY D:
Jihoon: Horror
Woojin: Romance
Jinyoung: Horror
Daehwi: Comedy
Guanlin: Pass
Jihoon: Seriously Ujin? Romance?
Woojin: Real man loves romance
Jihoon: Whatever
Guanlin: I prefer science fiction
Seongwoo: ONGNIEL
Daniel: IS SCIENCE
Agyusshi: /giggles/
Sungwoon: ^ fan spotted
Agyusshi: One word to describe your crush?
Jisung: Beautiful :)
Sungwoon: Angelic!
Minhyun: Pretty
Seongwoo: Peachy
Jaehwan: N E A T
Daniel: Funny
Jihoon: DUMB
Woojin: DUMBER
Jinyoung: DUMBEST
Daehwi: DEEPDARK
Guanlin: Cute
Seongwoo: Lee Daehwi, explain your answer
Daehwi: Isn't obvious duh
Agyusshi: /cough/ More ship sailing!!!!
Agyusshi: Where's your paradise?
Jisung: Zero Base~
Sungwoon: My room in Zero Base
Minhyun: Room with cleaning materials
Seongwoo: Daniel's arms with Ongnnable
Jaehwan: Viking
Daniel: Seongwoo's thigh
Jihoon: Oven full of popcorn
Woojin: Amusement park
Jinyoung: Daehwi's mind
Daehwi: JAPAN
Guanlin: Wannable's heart <3
Jisung: Yah Ongniel! Make it rated pg!!!
Agyusshi: Complete the statement: "What if..."
Jisung: What if I YMC give me more lines?
Sungwoon: What if I become younger as the time goes by?
Minhyun: What if one day Jaehwan will be the neatest man I've ever met?
Seongwoo: What if Ongnnable will become real?
Jaehwan: What if Minhyun hyung will stop bugging my cleanliness?
Daniel: What if Seongwoo and I will get married someday?
Jihoon: What if the Jeojang Jihoon will disappear one day?
Woojin: What if Jaehwan hyung will lose his annoying laugh?
Jinyoung: What if Daehwi was my soulmate?
Daehwi: What if I become Rihanna the second?
Guanlin: What if Wanna One will not go to disband next year?
Agyusshi: ... Guanlin
Agyusshi: Weirdest food that you've eaten?
Jisung: C A R R O T S
Sungwoon: Lotion
Minhyun: Jaehwan's socks
Seongwoo: Daniel's balls
Jaehwan: Tissue
Daniel: Seongwoo's fist
Jihoon: SPICY NOODLES 10000000X
Woojin: Toothpaste
Jinyoung: Combination of cookies and kimchi
Daehwi: Jellybean rotten egg flavor
Guanlin: Laptop
Jisung: ONG SEONGWOO
Seongwoo: WHAAAAAT
Seongwoo: About Niel's balls?
Seongwoo: HE'S A TERRIBLE COOK
Seongwoo: MY FAVORITE FISHBALLS TASTE LIKE AN ASH
Agyusshi: Wow, you almost ate everything...
Agyusshi: Favorite song in Wanna One?
Jisung: Energetic
Sungwoon: Burn it Up
Minhyun: Beautiful
Seongwoo: Beautiful
Jaehwan: Twilight
Daniel: Beautiful
Jihoon: Energetic
Woojin: Twilight
Jinyoung: I Wanna Have (갖고 싶어)
Daehwi: Always
Guanlin: Wanna Be
Agyusshi: Final question!
Agyusshi: Choose your fighter: Jaehwan's toilet brush or Jisung's toilet plunger?
Jisung: Ofc my toilet plunger!
Jisung: You better choose wisely or else I'm gonna kill you all!
Sungwoon: Sungwoon's flyer
Minhyun: Minhyun's beautiful face
Seongwoo: Ong's ice cream
Jaehwan: NO CAN BEAT ME AND MY TOILET BRUSH MOFOS
Daniel: Daniel's motorcycle
Jihoon: Jihoon's cast
Woojin: I still vote for that stupid box that made me tripped
Jinyoung: Uhm Jisung hyung's boiled egg hehe
Daehwi: Daniel hyung's mouthpiece
Guanlin: Blame it all on Seongwoo hyung's soccer ball
Agyusshi: You guys are totally dorks
Agyusshi: You need some milk
Agyusshi: That's it ya'll!
Agyusshi left the chatroom
A/N: This will be the last update for this year! Actually, this is only the INTRODUCTION to the REAL SPECIAL CHAPTER!
All you have to do is to comment your questions (like what I did in this chapter) 11 questions only! And for 11th question, you need to be creative on this one, the craziest / funniest / weirdest question in your mind (like "Jaehwan's toilet brush or Jisung's toilet plunger" lol)
I'll be waiting for your questions. Be creative!~ ;)
-Agyusshi
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