Fast Talk 101 (Special Chapter)

Hello, counterparts! (I.O.I x Wanna One Chatroom)

[Wanna Chat? WANNA ONE'S UNIVERSE]

 

Agyusshi: Hello 11 handsome bois----

Jihoon: Who are you?

Agyusshi: I'm---

Jihoon: Do you have any permission to enter this universe?

Agyusshi: Let me---

Jihoon: DO YOU WANT TO WITNESS THE JIHOON THE FIGHTER?

Agyusshi: Shut up jeojang man let me talk okay!

Agyusshi: I'm------

Jinyoung: WOOJIN HYUNG YOUR RAMEN IS ON FIRE

Agyusshi: ...

Jinyoung: Oops my bad

Agyusshi: If you're asking me what's my identity...

Agyusshi: I'm the only one who made this messy chatroom

Daniel: Just like what you did to I.O.I's chatroom if I'm not mistaken?

Agyusshi: You got it peachy

Jaehwan: So you have a messy mind?

Agyusshi: Just try to ask that to yourself -_-

Agyusshi: I'm not going to waste any minute here.... LET'S DO THE FAST TALK!

Sungwoon: Fast talk?!

Agyusshi: Waffles of pancakes?

Jisung: Pancakes

Sungwoon: Pancakes

Minhyun: Both?

Seongwoo: Waffles

Jaehwan: Pancakes

Daniel: Waffles

Jihoon: Pink waffles

Woojin: Strong waffles

Jinyoung: PANCAKES

Daehwi: Both juseyo

Guanlin: Waffles

Seongwoo: Are that "strong waffles" exists huh?

Woojin: When you're hungry, it exists

Agyusshi: Foodtrip or Roadtrip?

Jisung: Foodtrip

Sungwoon: None. Too lazy to get up

Minhyun: Cleaning trip

Seongwoo: FOODTRIP WHILE ROADTRIP YAY

Jaehwan: Roadtrip, while listening to music

Daniel: Same as Ong

Jihoon: F O O D T R I P

Woojin: R O A D T R I P

Jinyoung: bOTH

Daehwi: Foodtrip

Guanlin: Foodtrip

Jaehwan: Lol our auntie getting old

Sungwoon: Do you want to taste my fists Jaehwan-ah?

Jaehwan: Ew

Agyusshi: Gum or Candy?

Jisung: Candy

Sungwoon: Gum

Minhyun: Gum

Seongwoo: Both

Jaehwan: I hate both

Daniel: Candy~

Jihoon: Pink candy

Woojin: Gum

Jinyoung: Both

Daehwi: CANDY

Guanlin: Gum

Minhyun: Why did you hate both Hwanie?

Jaehwan: Too many sweets are bad for my voice

Agyusshi: Top or bottom?

Jisung: Oh...

Sungwoon: Are you sure about this?

Minhyun: /coughs/ Minors mind will be corrupted

Seongwoo: I LOVE THIS ONE

Jaehwan: HUEHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Agyusshi: Aish what are you thinking guys? Geez

Jisung: Bottom

Sungwoon: I KNEW IT YOU'RE THE BOTTOM---

Jisung: I prefer to sleep on lower bunk tss

Sungwoon: I TOP HEHE

Minhyun: Top

Seongwoo: Top-----

Jaehwan: No no no you're bottom!

Seongwoo: TOP

Jaehwan: Bottom.. hehe

Daniel: T O P 

Jihoon: Top (?)

Woojin: Top, I top on my elementary days

Jinyoung: Top

Daehwi: Bottom

Guanlin: Bottom too

Jisung: Aish can we proceed authornim?

Agyusshi: Ofc leadernim ^^

Agyusshi: Horror or comedy?

Jisung: Comedy

Sungwoon: Horror 

Minhyun: Horror

Seongwoo: Both

Jaehwan: Comedy HHUEAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

Daniel: COMEDY D:

Jihoon: Horror

Woojin: Romance

Jinyoung: Horror

Daehwi: Comedy

Guanlin: Pass

Jihoon: Seriously Ujin? Romance? 

Woojin: Real man loves romance

Jihoon: Whatever

Guanlin: I prefer science fiction

Seongwoo: ONGNIEL

Daniel: IS SCIENCE

Agyusshi: /giggles/

Sungwoon: ^ fan spotted

Agyusshi: One word to describe your crush?

Jisung: Beautiful :)

Sungwoon: Angelic!

Minhyun: Pretty

Seongwoo: Peachy

Jaehwan: N E A T

Daniel: Funny

Jihoon: DUMB

Woojin: DUMBER

Jinyoung: DUMBEST

Daehwi: DEEPDARK

Guanlin: Cute

Seongwoo: Lee Daehwi, explain your answer

Daehwi: Isn't obvious duh

Agyusshi: /cough/ More ship sailing!!!!

Agyusshi: Where's your paradise?

Jisung: Zero Base~

Sungwoon: My room in Zero Base

Minhyun: Room with cleaning materials

Seongwoo: Daniel's arms with Ongnnable

Jaehwan: Viking

Daniel: Seongwoo's thigh

Jihoon: Oven full of popcorn

Woojin: Amusement park

Jinyoung: Daehwi's mind

Daehwi: JAPAN 

Guanlin: Wannable's heart <3 

Jisung: Yah Ongniel! Make it rated pg!!!

Agyusshi: Complete the statement: "What if..."

Jisung: What if I YMC give me more lines?

Sungwoon: What if I become younger as the time goes by?

Minhyun: What if one day Jaehwan will be the neatest man I've ever met?

Seongwoo: What if Ongnnable will become real?

Jaehwan: What if Minhyun hyung will stop bugging my cleanliness?

Daniel: What if Seongwoo and I will get married someday?

Jihoon: What if the Jeojang Jihoon will disappear one day?

Woojin: What if Jaehwan hyung will lose his annoying laugh?

Jinyoung: What if Daehwi was my soulmate?

Daehwi: What if I become Rihanna the second?

Guanlin: What if Wanna One will not go to disband next year?

Agyusshi: ... Guanlin

Agyusshi: Weirdest food that you've eaten?

Jisung: C A R R O T S

Sungwoon: Lotion

Minhyun: Jaehwan's socks

Seongwoo: Daniel's balls

Jaehwan: Tissue

Daniel: Seongwoo's fist

Jihoon: SPICY NOODLES 10000000X

Woojin: Toothpaste

Jinyoung: Combination of cookies and kimchi

Daehwi: Jellybean rotten egg flavor

Guanlin: Laptop

Jisung: ONG SEONGWOO 

Seongwoo: WHAAAAAT

Seongwoo: About Niel's balls?

Seongwoo: HE'S A TERRIBLE COOK

Seongwoo: MY FAVORITE FISHBALLS TASTE LIKE AN ASH 

Agyusshi: Wow, you almost ate everything...

Agyusshi: Favorite song in Wanna One?

Jisung: Energetic 

Sungwoon: Burn it Up

Minhyun: Beautiful

Seongwoo: Beautiful

Jaehwan: Twilight

Daniel: Beautiful 

Jihoon: Energetic

Woojin: Twilight

Jinyoung: I Wanna Have (갖고 싶어)

Daehwi: Always 

Guanlin: Wanna Be

Agyusshi: Final question!

Agyusshi: Choose your fighter: Jaehwan's toilet brush or Jisung's toilet plunger?

Jisung: Ofc my toilet plunger!

Jisung: You better choose wisely or else I'm gonna kill you all!

Sungwoon: Sungwoon's flyer

Minhyun: Minhyun's beautiful face

Seongwoo: Ong's ice cream

Jaehwan: NO CAN BEAT ME AND MY TOILET BRUSH MOFOS

Daniel: Daniel's motorcycle

Jihoon: Jihoon's cast

Woojin: I still vote for that stupid box that made me tripped 

Jinyoung: Uhm Jisung hyung's boiled egg hehe

Daehwi: Daniel hyung's mouthpiece

Guanlin: Blame it all on Seongwoo hyung's soccer ball

Agyusshi: You guys are totally dorks

Agyusshi: You need some milk

Agyusshi: That's it ya'll!

 

Agyusshi left the chatroom


A/N: This will be the last update for this year! Actually, this is only the INTRODUCTION to the REAL SPECIAL CHAPTER! 

All you have to do is to comment your questions (like what I did in this chapter) 11 questions only! And for 11th question, you need to be creative on this one, the craziest / funniest / weirdest question in your mind (like "Jaehwan's toilet brush or Jisung's toilet plunger" lol) 

I'll be waiting for your questions. Be creative!~ ;)

-Agyusshi

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asahdako
#1
Ooooohhh~~ I'll try some, my bae.

1.) Science or Math?
2.) Would you rather face Minhyun's cleaning sessions or Jaehwan's psychotic laughing sessions?
3.) On the levels of cuteness, which members do you pick?
4.) Dodaeng or Doyeonjung?
5.) If Jihoon had a partner, will it be Guanlin or Woojin?
6.) Tall men or short men?
7.) If Daehwi were to become a next girl group member, to which group would he be suitable?
8.) To laugh or to cry?
9.) To be innocent or to be savage?
10.) Complete the sentence. "I got to..."
11.) How you define life in one word?

There we go...
serijihah #2
Chapter 11: LOVE IT! so my questions
1) Real man vs cutie (i believe when jihoon picked real man all members will argue)
2) Rice or ramen
3) Kahi or cheetah?
4) Lee woojin vs yoo seonhoe?
4) Long hair vs short hair girl?
5) The worst predebut picture?
6) Complete the sentence "Please....."
7) Woojin's fart vs ha sungwoon's fart
8) If i can steal something from members' collection, what is it?
i hope u consider my questions i really try hard lol
IheartZone #3
Chapter 11: Hmmm let me try.........

1.Overwatch or League of legends?
2.Apples or oranges?
3.Hot or cute?
4.Brawns or brains?
5.North or South?
6.East or West?
7.Fire or Ice?
8.what are your embrassing moments?
9.what is your favourite I.O.I song?
10.What's the funniest thing you did?
11.Would you rather: Watch Sechung's steamy sessions or get annihilated by Demonic chaeyeon's wrath?

That's my 11 questions for them I hope that I'm right about this. ^_^
asahdako
#4
Chapter 11: *yells at the distance* MINA FORGOT SOHYE FOR HER CHRISTMAS hahaha
PrettyChiisy
#5
Chapter 11: I relate to Somi on a very spiritual level specially at the last part ;-;
TakuyaKen
#6
Chapter 11: lol sejeong never changed
TakuyaKen
#7
Chapter 8: dang, lol dirty thoughts