[Nation's Elite 22]

Everyone is online...

ImBuddha: We're here

YoonMeme: Thank goodness

YoonMeme: We really need your help

KimHamster: What can I help you?

YoonMeme: Well we don't know basically----

ZhouOstrich: THEN WHY IS THAT AN OTTER FACED GUY CALLED US FOR HELP IN THE FIRST PLACE

JungPretty: Shut the out first duck face

ZhouOstrich: I'M PRETTIER THAN YOU

ZhouOstrich: And eXcUsE me I'm an ostrich not a stupid duck

GuanSwaggy: How can you type that word excuse?

ZhouOstrich: lIkE tHiS bHoI?

GuanSwaggy: YEP :D

GuanSwaggy: Swaggyness! Can you teach me?

ZhouOstrich: oH sUrE kIdDo

YooCider: Is swaggyness exists in the dictionary?

ChoiTiny: To the one who set my nickname

ChoiTiny: You

HaCloudy: Is there any problem about that--

ChoiTiny: YES

HaCloudy: Scary

HwangInnocent: I like my username :)

HaCloudy: Should I change it to HwangMeme?

HwangInnocent: Don't you dare tiny man

ChoiTiny: Who called me?

HwangInnocent: Nothing

YoonMeme: You disrespectful tiny man! I'M THE MEME HERE

HaCloudy: Chill grandpup

JungPretty: You want to taste my new weapon named Youngmin?

ParkSnaggy: What kind of weapon is that?

JungPretty: Heavy duty pink machine gun

KimPsycho: We are bulletproof nice try

YooCider: We are the dream girls

ParkSnaggy: We are the world

KimPenguin: We are the children

KimBamboo: We are the one who makes a better day

ParkJeojang: So let's start giving

JungPretty: Impressive

JungPretty: I might reserve Youngmin for killing some stupid humans

ZhouOstrich: Well, we had a problem too

HwangInnocent: What is it?

JeonEnnik: I PROMISE U IS A LIT /dabs/

JeonEnnik: YAH LEE DAEHWI YOU'RE SO ILLEGAL BRO

ZhouOstrich: ^She's been crazy when your recent comeback was released

ZhouOstrich: She's obsessed or something like that

BaeDarker: But we're not having a comeback yet---

ZhouOstrich: What do you mean by that

BaeDarker: I Promise U was our special theme track, not a comeback track

BaeDarker: We will release our comeback track soon, you must anticipate it

BaeDarker: My eminence

ZhouOstrich: Oh

KimAhjusshi: ^ Dumb

JeonEnnik: Oh my god

JeonEnnik: I don't know why I'm acting like this

JeonEnnik: I DON'T KNOW MYSELF ANYMORE

ParkSnaggy: Ohhhhh

ParkSnaggy: Somi sunbaenim represents all Wannables out there

KimAhjusshi: I didn't expect that from "cutesy guys" concept goes to "strippers in the club" concept real quick

BaeDarker: ???

KimAhjusshi:

ZhouOstrich: That damn visual

ZhouOstrich: Pledis artist can only relate

ImBuddha: #Truefactsonly

HwangInnocent: ;)

ZhouOstrich: Hey watch out

ZhouOstrich: You're winking at someone else property

HwangInnocent: Oops I didn't mean to

KimAhjusshi:

ChoiTiny: Not bad!

KimHamster: Is your name Summer?

HaCloudy: Nah, they called me Cloud because of my fine skin---

KimHamster: It has to be because you're hot!

HaCloudy: I didn't see that coming

ParkSnaggy: You're terrible at getting pick up lines hyung

ParkSnaggy: /face palm/

KimAhjusshi:

JeonEnnik: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING YOU ABOUT

JeonEnnik: LEE DAEHWI YOU GORGEOUS OTTER COME OUT!!!!!!

KangCutie: Hey Som? Are you perhaps.... falling in love with your best friend?

JeonEnnik: That's so...absurd

YooCider: Daehwi got Rihanna shaking

JeonEnnik: NO DON'T TALK TO MY BRO LIKE THAT

KimPenguin: Someone's possessive

JeonEnnik: No I'm not!

KimAhjusshi:

ImBuddha: Hi daddy

KimHamster: DADDY?!

JungPretty: I think I'm going to puke excuse me

ImBuddha: I'm talking to my daddy what's wrong with you

YoonMeme: C-can I say so-something?

KimPsycho: Hahahaha 

KimPsycho: He looks so agitated right now

YoonMeme: Shut up psychopath!

ImBuddha: I'm talking to my biological daddy

ImBuddha: Get it?

KimAhjusshi:

KimBamboo: /eats wooden table/

ChoiTiny: /gets a bigger wooden table and hits Doyeon for being a cockeyed bamboo/

KimAhjusshi: CAN YOU PLEASE STOP INTERRUPTING ME FROM SENDING THEIR PHOTOS I'M NOT DONE YET YOU FOOLS

KimAhjusshi:

ZhouOstrich: OKAY HERE'S MY WIG, YOU CAN TAKE IT NOW

YooCider: If I were you, I will drag my bae away before a certain vampire with a surname of BAE will snatch her heart away

BaeDarker: I'm willing to, my eminence

ImBuddha: Calm down buddha

ImBuddha: I don't want to kill anyone

BaeDarker: Yes good~

KimAhjusshi:

KimAhjusshi: y jeojang

KimAhjusshi: I love it

KimAhjusshi: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

ParkJeojang: H-help

ParkSnaggy: You're lucky bro

ParkSnaggy: You'll be hanging out tonight with a god itself

KimAhjusshi:

ParkSnaggy: Oh that's me

YooCider: I think his jawline can cut a metal

ParkSnaggy: Hehehe

ParkSnaggy: Want me to cut your beautiful clothes that your wearing?

YooCider: Bhoi

YooCider: I can destroy your sense of hearing in a blink of an eye

HwangInnocent: Let's go snaggy sparrow

HwangInnocent: You drank too much coffee

KimAhjusshi:

KimPenguin: What's up guys it's Lai Guanlin 17 years old boy from Taipei

LaiSwaggy: Not my dark introduction again noona---

KimPenguin: I really wanna be a swaggy rapper in the future because I like hiphop

LaiSwaggy: Darn

KimPenguin: It's okay Lin-ah have you thought that you were cooler than before?

LaiSwaggy: ( ^▽^)σ)~O~)

KimPsycho: That was so unswag Taipei boy

LaiSwaggy: Get lost, toilet brush

KimPsycho: YAH

KimAhjusshi:

ChoiTiny: He's perfectly fine

ChoiTiny: I wonder why did they call you a psychopath---

KimPsycho: Who's that guy?

KimPsycho: He's so freaking handsome

KimPsycho: I think I'll become gay at this state

KimPsycho: Will you marry me?

ChoiTiny: ... I think I know the answer

KimAhjusshi:

KangCutie: As expected to Wanna One's center!

JeonEnnik: That's the spirit oppa!~

BaeDarker: Well

BaeDarker: Some Wannables said that I'm the one who slayed that vampire look

BaeDarker: And I snatched those wigs away

ParkSnaggy: Hey excuse me lollipop head

ParkSnaggy: Stop spreading some hoax information

HwangInnocent: /sips coffee/

HwangInnocent: I don't want to in

HwangInnocent: I know from the start that I slayed everything

KimPsycho: You guys embarrassed me for 101th time

KimPsycho: I'm the main visual, end of a conversation

LaiSwaggy: Dirty toilet brush

KimPsycho: STOP CALLING ME TOILET BRUSH, YOU THICK CHICK

OngSlate: I thought it's thick omg

JungPastel: Language

KangChoding: I have one Ong if you want to ask ;)

YoonMeme: WHY ARE YOU LATE

BaeDarker: Seems suspicious

KangChoding: My head still spinning like a roller coaster

KimAhjushhi: ROLLER COASTER OHHHHHHHH

KimHamster: Please bear with her, she's getting old

OngSlate: I'm helping this peached face to massage his head

HaCloudy: IN WHICH PART? UP OR DOWN?!

OngSlate: Of course his head with a brain, how can I massage his head?!

JungPastel: YOU WILL SHUT UP YOUR MOUTH OR I WILL SHUT YOUR MOUTH WITH MY MACHINE GUN?

OngSlate: Don't kill me yet, I'm just explaining my side hehe

YoonMeme: That's what you get by totally getting wasted

YoonMeme: No more meetups with liquor anymore

YoonMeme: It's good and very bad idea at the same time @ImBuddha

ImBuddha: I thought you guys were not going wasted since you're the man here

YoonMeme: I don't know

YoonMeme: You girls we're a beast when it comes to drinking

YoonMeme: Especially Sejeongsshi

KimAhjusshi: Weaklings

KangChoding: Hey how about round 2 huh?

KimAhjusshi: Make me :)

KimPenguin: Do you hear that loud thunder?

KimPenguin: Because the gods were fighting at the moment

KangCutie: Sohye-ya let's cuddle

KimPenguin: My pleasure ;)

KimBamboo: I realized something

KimBamboo: What if YMC gave us an equal opportunity to promote 1 year and a couple of months like they did to Wanna One?

ZhouOstrich: Keep on dreaming, we all know that YMC is a piece of golden

BaeDarker: Why is still golden despite being a piece of ?

YoonMeme: Yah who said that you can curse huh?!

BaeDarker: Lol

ZhouOstrich: Well, they gave us an opportunity to debut and promote as I.O.I in a short span of time

BaeDarker: Ohhh

KangCtie: What if YMC extends our contract and gave us a "stripper in the club" concept?

HwangInnocent: Please, stop mentioning our recent concept as "stripper in the club"

KimAhjusshi: Wanna stripper

HwangInnocent: Help us

OngSlate: You want me to become a real stripper---

KangChoding: Be my personal stripper, handsome boy

HaCloudy: HEY THAT'S MY ICONIC LINE ASIDE FROM JIHOON'S ICONIC ENGLISH

ParkJeojang: What did I miss?

ParkSnaggy: I'm 19 u FiTe me?

ParkJeojang: Ugh

KimAhjusshi: Sorry my girls

KimAhjusshi: I will slay that concept for sure!

JungPretty: I may look so innocent----

YooCider: *satan

JungPretty: :)

YooCider: Uhm... Do I have a chance to see sunrise unnie?

ChoiTiny: Yoo Yeonjung is dead

ZhouOstrich: Excuse me, I'm the MVP of Whatta Man

KimHamster: And I'm the one who made the whole routine so back off

ImBuddha: Pardon me

ImBuddha: They always fighting about who slayed this concept and so on I'm getting tired of it

YoonMeme: Well same here, you're witnessing a nonsense bickering and they don't know I slayed the "strippers in the club" concept

HaCloudy: Traitor!

HwangInnocent: Backstabber!

KangChoding: Oldie!

OngSlate: Ugly!

YoonMeme: YOU'RE HURTING MY FEELINGS RIGHT NOW :<

KimPenguin: Wait a minute

KimPenguin: I thought Daehwi needs help

LaiSwaggy: That's what I'm going to say

LaiSwaggy: Where is he?

ParkJeojang: HELP ME

ChoiTiny: What's wrong?

ParkJeojang: Who bought a rotten-egg flavored toothpaste?!

YoonMeme: WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT EATING TOOTHPASTE PARK JIHOON

KimBamboo: Mina kept on eating boxes

KangCutie: I ACCIDENTALLY ATE A SANDBOXES 

KimBamboo: You did it for many times, it's still an accident huh

ParkSnaggy: WHAT'S THE TASTE OF SANDBOXES?

KangCutie: It tastes like a sand?

ParkSnaggy: ... Alright

ParkJeojang: I can't help it!

ParkJeojang: Now answer my question

ParkJeojang: Or else I'm gonna fight u

LeeOtter: Is there any problem on that?

LeeOtter: Well you ate my tteokbokki flavored toothpaste before!

LeeOtter: You should pay wink boy I swear I'm gonna kill your jeojang for good

ParkJeojang: Hah, you're sassiness will be killed first!

JeonEnnik: Hey don't you dare touch my brother!

JeonEnnik: How dare you Daehwi you didn't drop any clues about your upcoming comeback?!?!?!

JeonEnnik: And you've changed a lot! You look like Rihanna Korean version!

JeonEnnik: Heol

LeeOtter: Hehehe do you like my surprise?

JeonEnnik: I absolutely love it!!!!!! ><

KimBamboo: I'm not surprised when one day, Daehwi and Somi become couples

JeonEnnik: HELL NO

LeeOtter: That's weird to think of it

ParkSnaggy: Same with Daehwi as he fanboy so much when I.O.I released their songs

ParkSnaggy: He's like "THAT'S MY JEON SOMI! SHE'S SO BEAUTIFUL, I LOVE HER!"

LeeOtter: That's it Snaggy Sparrow, you traitor!

ImBuddha: Uhm before you kill Woojin, can I ask our real agenda for today Daehwi-ssh

LeeOtter: Oh shoot I almost forgot

LeeOtter: You better listen guys, this is a big problem

ChoiTiny: Spill the tea

LeeOtter: I need a girlfriend

JeonEnnik: Holy oreos :O

YoonMeme: /gasps dramatically/

ImBuddha: /jaw drops/

LaiSwaggy: Am I dreaming or what?

KangCutie: Woah for real?

ParkSnaggy: Behold our Nation's diva became manly

LeeOtter: There, stop mocking me this is for the whole Wanna One members

HaCloudy: Why are you dragging us in your problem?

LeeOtter: I'm sick and tired of it

LeeOtter: They always said that I'm a gay---

KimAhjusshi: We all do kid, accept the fact

LeeOtter: /sigh/ I need to prove to motherfcking haters of mine that they all wrong

LeeOtter: That's why I need a girlfriend... Just for 1 week

KangChoding: Okay I need to digest everything

KangChoding: Daebak...

KangChoding: You want a girlfriend?!?!?!?!

OngSlate: Hey peach are you still drunk?

HwangInnocent: Did YMC know about this insane plan of yours?

LeeOtter: Yes

KimPsycho: And what kind of threat did you gave to them?

LeeOtter: I'm holding their master credit card with billions of their earnings to their artists

YoonMeme: ...

ImBuddha: ...

JeonEnnik: ...

BaeDarker: ...

LeeOtter: Oh come on stop giving me that silent treatment

KimAhjusshi: I'll help you since you stole YMC's treasure

KimAhjusshi: Give me some stash kiddo ;)

KimHamster: Sejeong

KimAhjusshi: Fine

JungPretty: Why do you want a girlfriend when you already have Bae Jinyoung

BaeDarker: See? I told you that I slayed our concept

LaiSwaggy: Stfu

HwangInnocent: Are you cursing Lin-ah?!

LaiSwaggy: Stuck the food u evil

KangChoding: Lol is that even a sentence

KimPenguin: Wait :O

KimPenguin: I know you're cute and fluffy but I will not allow you to pick Mina as your girlfriend

KangCutie: Eh?! Why did he want to pick me?

KangCutie: Oh I get it!

KangCutie: Oh

OngSlate: My counterpart surely one of the bright kids out there

OngSlate: Oh my god

OngSlate: /cries/

KangChoding: Is that even sad when our diva wants a girlfriend

ImBuddha: I know what are you thinking kid

ImBuddha: You want to pick and choose your girlfriend from us

LeeOtter: Exactly noona

LeeOtter: I really need your help :(

OngSlate: Think about it

OngSlate: What will happen if you do that? Your image from our Wannables will might ruin boy

KimPsycho: Wow since when did you talk like a normal teenager?

OngSlate: Hey peach, want some hotdogs for our midnight snack hmm? ;)

KimPsycho: I'll take it back

LeeOtter: I have my ways hyungs

LeeOtter: I can handle this one

LeeOtter: Please be my boyfriend :(

BaeDarker: I'm here you are lucky

LeeOtter: Sorry Baejin

LeeOtter: I need a GIRLfriend

LeeOtter: One from I.O.I sunbaenims

YooCider: You can't own a girlfriend easily, you can't please us easily either

KangCutie: She's right

KimBamboo: Well we have each other except for Yeonjung being a thirdwheel for eternity

YooCider: So what? Hmp

LeeOtter: I need it right now, temporarily

LeeOtter: You will act as my girlfriend for 1 week

LeeOtter: So that I can do my fcking stupid ty dare

LeeOtter: I'll slap my poop faced friends the reality that I can have a girlfriend

ZhouOstrich: I love his fighting spirit

KimAhjusshi: You can have Yeonjung instead

YooCider: HEY

YooCider: I know I'm a freaking single for a long time but I'm not available

KimAhjusshi: Hmmm how about Mina

KangCutie: Stop selling me unnie! ><

KimPenguin: You need to kill me first

KimAhjusshi: Nayoung unnie?

ImBuddha: Are you out of your mind?

ZhouOstrich: Want to taste my power kick?

KimAhjusshi: Aha! Somi-ya~ You are overqualified----

JeonEnnik: HE'S MY BESTFRIEND FOR CHICKEN'S SAKE

KimBamboo: Then let's say Chungha unnie will be a better girlfriend for Daehwi

KimAhjusshi: DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH MY HOEMAN

KimHamster: Hoeman? Really Sejeong?

KimAhjusshi: I can be your hoe ;)

ParkSnaggy: Whipped

ParkJeojang: I love whipped cream

LeeOtter: Well.... I think someone right now

LeeOtter: She's my ideal girl after all

ChoiTiny: Hahahaha this is the moment of truth

LeeOtter: My one and only counterpart, Yoojung-sshi

ChoiTiny: /spits orange juice/

KimBamboo: You're not drinking anything

ChoiTiny: I'll get one and I'll spit in your face

ChoiTiny: Why meeeeeee?!

LeeOtter: Have you ever thought that we're in the same rank and we're both centers to Naya na and Pick me?

LeeOtter: And to the fact that we're both aegyo master

ParkJeojang: Excuse me but I'm the aegyo master here

KangChoding: I thought you don't want to do jeojang anymore?

ParkJeojang: Curse you

KimAhjusshi: Sorry tiny one but I'm the cutest here

ZhouOstrich: Where did you get that confidence?

BaeDarker: Hehehe

YoonMeme: Not a bad choice

ImBuddha: Same

KimBamboo: WHAAAAAAT?! Are you giving permission to Daehwi to borrow my Yoojjyu?!

LeeOtter: Doyeon noona please :(

ChoiTiny: Okay

KimBamboo: What do you mean by "okay"?!

KimBamboo: NO!!!!!!!!!

KimBamboo: Seongwoo oppa do something?

OngSlate: Okay I don't get it why me

KimBamboo: You're my labelmate and he's your groupmate

OngSlate: You should clear things up for your girlfriend, not me

OngSlate: Daehwi was a hard-headed guy I can't force him to back out his crazy plan

ChoiTiny: Dodojjyu, I know I love you very much right?

KimBamboo: Yes :(

ChoiTiny: Let me help this guy

ChoiTiny: I think he will take care of everything

JungPretty: It feels like I'm watching a korean series

KangChoding: With cliche plot twist

ZhouOstrich: At the end, the girl accepts the boy's favor

LaiSwaggy: And they lived happily ever after

KimBamboo: NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!!

KimBamboo: Okay I'll make up my mind

KimBamboo: I will let you my Yoojjyu to be your TEMPORARY girlfriend

LeeOtter: Yay!~ Thank you

KimBamboo: Don't celebrate yet!

KimBamboo: I'm giving you a condition

KimBamboo: Don't you dare to fall in love with her!

KimBamboo: GOT IT?!

LeeOtter: Sure thing!

BaeDarker: I'll be watching him, no worries

KimBamboo: Good

KimBamboo: Yoojjyu :(

ChoiTiny: It's okay :) It will last for 1 week and I'll be yours again

KimAhjusshi: I suggest that Doyeon and Jinyoung will go out on a date for 1 week!

YoonMeme: KIM SEJEONG

ImBuddha: KIM SEJEONG

KimHamster: You're antics again!

KimHamster: I'm just giving suggestions though

KimPsycho: It's all set!

KimPsycho: Now I'm going to the bathroom

KimPsycho: To release some s :D

KimPsycho is offline...

KangCutie: I don't want to rude but he's so gross

HwangInnocent: That dirty man... As always

LeeOtter: Uhm I have another problem hehe

HaCloudy: Okay I'm going to have a headache! What is it?

LeeOtter: I don't know what to do now

HaCloudy: W H A T 

HaCloudy: You don't know what to do in a relationship?!

LeeOtter: Don't blame me! She's a girl, way too different from having a boyfriend---

HaCloudy: Can someone catch me I'm going to faint

LeeOtter: Should I kiss her in front of my friends?

KimBamboo: YOU'RE GIVING ME A BIG PROBLEM MISTER

KimBamboo: KISS HER AND I WILL KILL YOU WITH MY KATANA

LeeOtter: Okay I'm totally clueless help me :(

ParkSnaggy: THAT'S IT

ParkSnaggy: YOU'RE COMING WITH ME

ParkSnaggy: I WILL GIVE YOU MY LESSON ABOUT "HOW TO BE A PERFECT BOYFRIEND 101" WITH TEACHER SPARROW

LeeOtter: Uhhh

LeeOtter: I don't trust you---

ParkSnaggy is offline...

LeeOtter is offline...

ChoiTiny: OH MY GOD DAEHWI WAS WAITING OUTSIDE 

ChoiTiny: WITH WOOJIN

JeonEnnik: Wow, that was quick

KimAhjusshi: Hey Som, how's your feeling when your best friend is in love with someone?

JeonEnnik: I'm happy for them 

KimAhjusshi: You're not hurt?

JeonEnnik: No hahahaha unnie stop making issues with my brother

JeonEnnik: I think I should help him

JeonEnnik: Since I'm a jobless teenager lol

JeonEnnik is offline...

YoonMeme: Kids nowadays

YoonMeme: They think having a relationship is a big problem

YoonMeme: Well having a 10 i-don't-know-in-what-planet-did-they-belong members is a bigger problem

ImBuddha: Ha I know right

YoonMeme: Hey how about we go outside and eat some pancakes

YoonMeme: My treat

ImBuddha: Okay

YoonMeme is offline...

ImBuddha is offline...

HaCloudy: THAT'S IT?!

HaCloudy: You're going to abandon these bastards and as the second oldest I'm in charge of everything?!

KimHamster: You'll be used to it haha

KimAhjusshi: Don't forget to bring condoms with you Jisung oppa!

ZhouOstrich: Hey Sejeong unnie look outside :)

KimAhjusshi: Holy strawberries :O

KimAhjusshi: Gtg before a certain angry ostrich can catch me

KimAhjusshi is offline...

A/N Mind me for a lengthy update!~ 

I'm Ong biased but I'm afraid that Jinyoung will make me wild XD

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