[NATION'S ELITE 22]

I.O.I members are now online...

StoneHead: WANNA ONE COME OUT

CiderDragon: Is Nayoung unnie angry?

CiderDragon: Because she's holding a baseball bat while chatting

Som-yeah: And she's using the caps

Som-yeah: I'm scared

StoneHead: YOU'RE GOING TO GET UR PHONES RIGHT NOW OR I'M GOING TO YOUR GODDAMN DORM AND DESTROY YOU ONE BY ONE

Shake: The answer is right there ^

AegyoBae: Unnie what happened------

StoneHead: SHHHHH DON'T GET INVOLVED IN THIS MY CHILDREN

Dojjyu: I'm rlly confused

Ostrich: I'm going to text Minhyun sunbae just-----

StoneHead: I SAID DON'T GET INVOLVED----

Ostrich: SO YOU'RE SHOUTING RIGHT IN MY FACE HUH

StoneHead: I'm not

GhadSejeong: How can you shout at this chatroom stupid

Banana is now online...

Jigglypuff is now online...

Banana: Okay why do you called us sunbae?

Banana: Wait, what do you want to be called? Hoobae or sunbae?

StoneHead: Just drop the formalities oppa

StoneHead: Call me by my name

Banana: Okay Nayoung-sshi :)

Shake: Someone's jealous

Som-yeah: ^

AegyoBae: ^

Yoojjyu: ^

Ostrich: Who?

GhadSejeong: Don't deny it

GhadSejeong: Your face like a crushed tin can now

StoneHead: Back to Wanna One

StoneHead: Where are the others?

Jigglypuff: Woah woah calm down noona

Jigglypuff: It's hard for us to wake the members up

Jigglypuff: It's 3am tho....

Yoojjyu: What's with 3am I notice that we're always active in this time....

Dojjyu: Because there are 11 reasons why my Yoojjyu

Dojjyu: First, we are nocturnal rabbits

Dojjyu: Second, the Shikshin couple makes noise when they're secretely eating at that time

Dojjyu: Third, nasty moans from Sejeong unnie and Chungha unnie

Dojjyu: Fourth-----

AnnieKim: Aish stop it right now

Jigglypuff: Sungwoon hyung said that "THE PINKY WINKY IT'S 3AM IN THE ING MORNING GET LOST BEFORE I PUNCH YOU'RE HANDSOME FACE AND TELL TO I.O.I'S STONE LEADER THAT I DON'T WANT TO DISTURB MY GOOD SLEEP"

Banana: Who said that you can curse huh?!

Jigglypuff: W-well I just tell to I.O.I noonas what Sungwoon hyung said to m-me....

Ostrich: THAT BASTARD

Ostrich: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU TO INSULT ME?! WANT TO FIGHT HUH?! HUH?!?!?!?!

Banana: The "Pinky Winky" he's talking about is Jihoon-----

Ostrich: STILL DON'T CARE! HE'S AGAINST TO COLOR PINK I'M SO MAD

CiderDragon: Pinky Winky spider went up the water sprout

CiderDragon: Down came the rain and washed the spider out

Ostrich: YU DAMNIT YEUNJUNG

Jihoon: :<

CiderDragon: It's cute tho /giggles/

Banana: Sorry Nayoung-sshi, they're hard to wake up!

StoneHead: Okay :)

SharksFin: I sensed some bad air to come....

AegyoBae: Because Somi just farted right now

Som-yeah: I THOUGHT THIS WILL BE A TOP SECRET! :<

MEMELORD is now online...

Psychogod is now online...

SmolBean is now online...

Slateboiii is now online...

Lollipop is now online...

DamnDaniel is now online...

Snaggletooth is now online...

NationalGay is now online...

SwaggyRapper is now online...

MEMELORD: WHO PLAYED NAYA NA SO LOUD AT THIS TIME?!

Lollipop: Guys is this a dream?

Lollipop: And I'm seeing Seungwoo hyung danced to Naya na

Psychogod: Pd 101 memories floods again...

MEMELORD: UGH I'M COUNTING TO TEN IF NO ONE WILL TURN OFF THE SPEAKERS ALL OF YOU ARE GOING TO SLEEP OUTSIDE... ONE!!!!!

SmolBean: Hyung we don't have a speaker here......

MEMELORD: AND WHERE IS THAT SOUND COMING FROM HUH?!

Banana: Our new dorm is mysterious!!!!

SwaggyRapper: We should add some rap in Naya na

SwaggyRapper: Whachu yu think huh?

Psychogod: Were having a chaos here and you want to add that ty rap of yours?!

SwaggyRapper: Oh come on it's better than to hear your psychotic rap

Psychogod: FIGHT ME

DamnDaniel: Those two idiots are fighting like spartans in a movie...

Psychogod: SPARTANS WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION

SwaggyRapper: AWOO AWOO AWOO

Snaggletooth: This is getting worst /face palm/

AnnieKim: What the hell is going on?

Som-yeah: They get crazy because Naya na get played in the midst of their sleep

CiderDragon: Remember our Pd101 days.... When they played Pick Me

Dojjyu: And you sang it very loudly than the speakers gurl

NationalGay: HELP US NOONAS AND ADOPT ME TO YOUR GROUP :(

StoneHead: :)

StoneHead: Say the magic word :)

GhadSejeong: What's with that creepy smile Nayoung.....

StoneHead: So I'll leave it to you guys..... :)

Slateboiii: ONEUL BAM JUINGONGEUN NAYA NA~ NAYA NA~

Slateboiii: NEOMANEUL GIDARYEO ON NAYA NA~ NAYA NA~

Jigglypuff: So you're behind of this crap?! 

StoneHead: :D

Jigglypuff: WAAAAAAAH?!

StoneHead: Just say the magic word and I will stop :)

Snaggletooth: You're the greatest leader that I have ever met

StoneHead: Nope

NationalGay: Nayoung noona, please be married with Jieqiong noona

StoneHead: Nah

Ostrich: It hurts :<

SmolBean: NAYOUNG LET'S GET MARRIED-------

Ostrich: DON'T TOUCH MY STONEY YOU LITTLE BEAN

StoneHead: Should I accept it Jieiqong-ah?

Ostrich: NO!!!!!!!!

SharksFin: Wow she threw your couple ring unnie....

Jigglypuff: PLEASE NAYOUNG NOONA STOP PLAYING NAYA NA RIGHT NOW BEFORE GUANLIN'S BLOOD SPLATTERED ON THE COLD FLOOR

StoneHead: As you wish Jihoon-sshi :)

Slateboiii: Eh?

Slateboiii: HEY WHO STOP THE SPEAKERS?! I'M DANCING RIGHT NOW IMBECILES

MEMELORD: OMG IT WORKS :o

SwaggyRapper: Thank you Jihoon-ah let me kiss you-------

Jigglypuff: I'll accept your thank you but not your kiss ewww

Lollipop: I'm seeing nightmares.... 

StoneHead: 

Lollipop: That's a REAL nightmare /shrugs/

MEMELORD: WHAT THE HELL IS ALL ABOUT NAYOUNG-IE

MEMELORD: Seriously at this time?!

AnnieKim: We're nocturnals sorry!

MEMELORD: And you need to play Naya na to us to wake up?!

StoneHead: Listen grandpa

StoneHead: Minhyun oppa and Jihoon are the ones who woke up when I chat them

StoneHead: Then I said to them that I want an urgent meeting with you guys

StoneHead: And that smollest bean mock me so that'w why I don't have a choice but you wake up with your number one nightmare song

Banana: Nayoung's right GRANDPA

Slateboiii: Pfft

MEMELORD: Aish okay okay!

MEMELORD: BRING THE SMOL BEAN INTO THE RED ROOM 

Psychogod: Aye aye GRANDPA

SmolBean: MY MIDDLE FINGER SALUTES YOU ALL MOTHERFCKERS----------

CiderDragon: Your bathroom is so huge for sure

CiderDragon: OHHHHH I WANT TO GO TO YOUR RED ROOM

SharksFin: Hajima my friend

MEMELORD: What's with an urgent meeting Nayoung-sshi?

StoneHead: Let me straight to the point even though there's no "straight" in this chatroom

SwaggyRapper: I'm the straight here noona

Snaggletooth: So the standard of being a "straight" was groping someone's ?

SwaggyRapper: I'm----

Snaggletooth: I'm the witnessed here my dear maknae, you did that to Seonho

Lollipop: That poor byeongari....

StoneHead: Before the I.O.I's disbandment came, I decided to put some invisible CCTV cameras and speakers to our dorm

StoneHead: For me to monitor the whole dorm even if we left that for good, and my instinct said that it will be occupied by Top 11 of Pd 101 season 2....

StoneHead: ... And my instinct was right. Because I saw it on Wanna One Go teaser that you're using our dorm now

CiderDragon: That's why Nayoung unnie smirks when we watched it guys..

CiderDragon: And she's typing some code or whatever it is on her phone

GhadSejeong: Wow you stalk Wanna One secretely huh

Shake: I can't beleive it........

AnnieKim: It's unexpected to our Stone Nayoung to develop some feelings for boys.....

Som-yeah: She turns out to be a possessive one!

StoneHead: YA

Som-yeah: I'll take it back hehehe....

DamnDaniel: Still I don't believe you that you monitor us noona

DamnDaniel: Can you guess what are we doing RIGHT NOW hmmm...?

StoneHead: Jisung oppa was drinking coffee

MEMELORD: /chokes hard/

NationalGay: The hell hyung I know that I need to shower but not a coffee shower!! 

StoneHead: Sungwoon oppa was chanting some s but he can't say in this chat because the signal there was lagging

SmolBean: OH MY GOD ARE YOU WITCHCRAFT OR SOMETHING DEMONIC------

SmolBean: WAIT A MINUTE SO YOU SET A CCTV HERE.... AT THE BATHROOM?!

StoneHead: Yeah why?

SmolBean: SO YOU SAW US WHILE TAKING A BATH... .....?!

GhadSejeong: My ghaaaaaaaaaaad Nayoung you're even worst than me!

AnnieKim: I thought you hate ----

StoneHead: YAH I TURN IT OFF WHEN SOMEONE GOING TO USE IT BABO

StoneHead: And excuse me, I'm not interested to small

SmolBean: YEAH I'M SMOL BUT MY WAS A MONSTER-----

Som-yeah: Ah yah why are we talking about .....

SwaggyRapper: I know right

StoneHead: Minhyun oppa just a normal out there was seating quietly

Ostrich: Because Pledis artists are the normal ones

StoneHead: ....And he's watching actually

Banana: Hush!

GhadSejeong: What is it? Hardcore? ? ?-----

Dojjyu: Unnie pls

StoneHead: Seungwoo and Daniel doing some stuffs

Slateboii: We're not!

DamnDaniel: Hey daddy its----

AegyoBae: Daddy?!

SharksFin: Daddy??!

Yoojjyu: Daddy?!?!

CiderDragon: .... Hi Daddy gimme some milk!

AnnieKim: YOO YEUNJUNG

CiderDragon: What now? I want to have a daddy----

Shake: You don't know what "daddy" means!

CiderDragon: Eyyy where's ur daddy anyway?

Som-yeah: Oh ghaaaaaaaaaad she's pure

StoneHead: Jaewhan's psychotic laugh ringing all over the dorm

Psychogod: NYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Shake: What a  

StoneHead: Seems the maknae line are out of their physical body....

GhadSejeong: Why?

StoneHead: Jihoon was busy hitting his head on the floor

StoneHead: Jinyoung look so dazed and I don't know if he's still breathing

StoneHead: Woojin and Jinyoung slapping each other

StoneHead: And Daehwi tried to stop Guanlin from eating his own hands

AnnieKim: What happened to these boys, my eminence

MEMELORD: Wow so you're seeing us for real....

MEMELORD: ....you're a monster!!!

StoneHead: SO YOU BETTER LISTEN TO MY RULES THAT I'M GOING TO IMPLEMENT TO OUR EX-DORM, WANNA ONE MEMBERS

StoneHead: NUMBER ONE RULE, STOP DOING SOME S AT KITCHEN AND LIVING ROOM, I ONLY ALLOWED YOU TO DO THAT IN YOUR PERSPECTIVE ROOMS

Banana: Ongniel take note of that

Slateboiii: I said we're not doing anything!

SwaggyRapper: We're actually watching a live AT THE KITCHEN HYUNGS

DamnDaniel: Curse you

StoneHead: SECOND RULE, PLEASE MAINTAIN CLEANLINESS AT ALL TIMES

StoneHead: YAH THE DORM IS A COMPLETELY MESS, CLEAN IT UP!

Snaggletooth: Darn... Noona leave it to us, we're going to clean it tomorrow----

StoneHead: DO IT RIGHT NOW! NO ONE WILL GO TO DREAMLAND IF THE DORM IS STILL ON A CALAMITY

StoneHead: THIRD RULE, SOME FURNITURES THERE ARE IMPORTANT TO US, I'LL LET YOU GUYS TO TOUCH IT, BUT PLEASE HANDLE WITH CARE UNDERSTAND!?

Lollipop: Yes boss!----

Lollipop: JAEHWAN HYUNG JUST SPILL A RED TEA ON THE FLAT SCREEN TV

StoneHead: CLEAN IT UP KIM JAEHWAN THAT TV WAS SO PRECIOUS THAN YOUR LIFE

Ostrich: Because we used that tv when the unnie line watched ....

Som-yeah: AND YOU WATCHED WITHOUT US

SharksFin: We're not babies anymore!

AegyoBae: B-but Sohye, we still look like that....

SharksFin: .... oh ....

Yoojjyu: I'm small but I'm not innocent!

Dojjyu: Wow Yoojung you seem so excited....

CiderDragon: HAH. I watched some vids and because of that, you can allow me to watch with you unnies!!

Som-yeah: ...

SharksFin: ...

AegyoBae: ...

Yoojjyu: ...

Dojjyu: ...

SwaggyRapper: Jisung hyung can I----

MEMELORD: NO JUST DON'T

SwaggyRapper: Hyung what are you talking about, I'm getting permission from you if I can go out with Seonho tomorrow

MEMELORD: ....

MEMELORD: Ok just bring some condoms

SwaggyRapper: ???

Shake: YOUNG LADY YOU'RE GROUNDED

CiderDragon: B-bu-but......

Shake: Want me to use my weapons?

StoneHead: FOURTH RULE, PLEASE REFRAIN FROM EATING AT THE BATHROOM

SmolBean: WHAT IF WE PRISONED HERE AT THE RED ROOM SLASH BATHROOM FOR A DAY------

StoneHead: JUST FOLLOW THE FOURTH RULE AND THERE WILL BE NO PROBLEM MISTER SMOL BEAN

StoneHead: AND THE LAST RULE, PLEASE TAKE CARE OF OUR DORM OKAY?

StoneHead: We shared a lot of memories there....

StoneHead: Our hardworks as an idols also starts there

StoneHead: And that dorm witnessed it all.....

SharksFin: Unnie stop crying.... ToT

Shake: The hell is this tears.... Curse you Nayoung

Dojjyu: No..... 

GhadSejeong: Even all of our steamy and hardcore moments with Chungha...

AnnieKim: ...Indeed

Ostrich: Yuo ruined this moment Sechung -_-

MEMELORD: I will Nayoung. Don't worry we'll take care of it

StoneHead: AND THE PUNISHMENT IF YOU DISOBEY MY RULES, I'M GOING TO PLAY NAYA NA AGAIN WHILE YOU'RE ASLEEP...

StoneHead: And who knows, there will be another punishment if you continue to break it, UNDERSTAND BOYS?

DamnDaniel: Yes!

Slateboii: No worries~

Jigglypuff: Salute to Stone Nayoung!

SwaggyRapper: Awoo awoo awoo!

Banana: LAY YOU'RE HANDS ON ME~ YOU'RE HANDS ON ME~ LAY YOU'RE HANDS ON MEEEEEH~

Slateboiii is now offline...

DamnDaniel is now offline...

Jigglypuff is now offline...

Lollipop is now offline...

Snaggletooth: Let me tell this to Nuest hyungs

MEMELORD: I'm expecting a lot from you boi /sighs/

Snaggletooth is now offline...

MEMELORD is now offline...

NationalGay: Dongho hyung is mine now BWAHAHA

NationalGay is now offline...

SmolBean is now offline...

Psychogod is now offline...

SwaggyRapper is now offline...

Banana: What did I do?

Shake: You just said "Lay your hands on me" at Stone Nayoung and now she's dying because of you

CiderDragon: On the other hand, your members are so disappointed to you, big time traitor

Banana: Oh..... great ......