Markeu: Babeeeee

Sunshine: Are you seriously texting me when you're literally a few feet away?

Markeu: Yes, because I want my baby to come sit next to me

Markeu: Or on me, both works

Sunshine: No thank you. I like sitting with Jackson hyung.

Sunshine: He's really warm

Markeu: I can warm you up

Sunshine: But he has a blanket

Markeu: I'm warm, too

Sunshine: Not as warm as him

Markeu: BABY PLEASE JUST COME SIT WITH/ON ME. IM LONELY AND I NEED YOUR WARMTH

Sunshine: hmmm 

Sunshine: Nope

Markeu: I'll start crying

Sunshine: Do it then

Markeu: . . . 

Sunshine: What? I'm not seeing those tears you promised

Markeu: you're so mean

Sunshine: Not my fault my mom is a king of savagery

Markeu: you needa stop spending so much time with Jinyoung

Jinyoungie: How dare you try to take my precious Youngjae away from me?

Markeu: How dare you intrude on our conversation?

WangGae: How dare you have the guts to say that when this is the group chat?

Jaebummie: How dare all of you for spamming when I'm tryna watch the goddamn movie?

DabDab: We all know that's a lie. You've been sleeping until now

Jaebummie: That's not true

Brownie: Says the one who literally threatened to chop off our if we made too much noise when you announced that you were going to "rest your eyes"

Jaebummie: You know what, I don't have to take all these attacks

DabDab: Jackson hyung, Jinyoung hyung come claim your mans

Jinyoungie: Gladly ;)

Brownie: I am disgusted

Jinyoungie: Now you know how I feel whenever I look at you

Brownie: Are you trying to pick a fight?

Jinyoungie: And what if I am?

Brownie: I'll destroy you

Jaebummie: Sorry to interrupt, but that's my job

DabDab: Why are you two always coming back with all this ual humor?

Jinyoungie: Like you're one to talk

DabDab: What's that supposed to mean?!

Jaebummie: It means you two are worse than us

Brownie: Hold up. That's not true

Jinyoungie: Child, I have receipts

Brownie: Alright bring em out then

Jinyoungie: I can list every single ual joke you two have made and it would bring us all into morning

DabDab: Now you're just lying

Jaebummie: My baby isn't a liar

DabDab: -_-

Jaebummie: Maybe just a minor liar

Jinyoungie: you I thought you'd be on my side

Jaebummie: I can't help that you lie sometimes!

Jinyoungie: You lie all the time, too!

Jaebummie: Not as much as you!

Jinyoungie: This is all your fault Gyeom

Brownie: Me? wtf did I do?

Jinyoungie: exist

DabDab: Stop putting the blame on my bf. He didn't do

Jaebummie: Now he did it

Jinyoungie: Look here, mister

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Rock, Puppy, Sunshine

Sunshine: are you sure it was a good idea to leave them like that?

Markeu: Totally. Just let them work it out themselves

WangGae: This is why I hate movie nights 

Markeu: Yeah, but at least it also doubles as our taco night

Sunshine: I was feeling some late night ramen though

WangGae: Then ramen it is

Markeu: How about some ice cream right after?

WangGae: sounds good

Sunshine: Yay!

Markeu: I like how we use the nights when our members get into heated, on-the-verge-of-breaking-our-friendship fights to go out and eat

WangGae: I mean, would you rather get in the middle and risk it?

Markeu: Nope