Jaebummie: You two are in so much trouble

Sunshine: Did our nudes get leaked?!

Markeu: Well,

Jaebummie: No...?

Jaebummie: I can assure you that it's much worse than that. Probably

Sunshine: Hyung! Our tape!

Jaebummie: What the actual , guys

Markeu: I'll strike you a deal. You shut up about our nudes and tape, and Youngjae will steal back your hideous fisherman hat from Jinyoung

Jaebummie: . . .

Markeu: We all know how much Jinyoung hates that hat

Sunshine: Jinyoungie's not the only one...

Markeu: Exactly. It's all the more dangerous a mission, since that man will do whatever it takes to make sure you never wear that abomination of clothing ever again.

Jaebummie: . . .

Markeu: Youngjae is the only one who can get close enough to snatch it back, so unless you plan on never seeing your hat again, I suggest you take us up on our offer

Sunshine: We even have our scapegoat: Yugyeom :)

Markeu: So, what do you say?

~~~

Jinyoungie: Did you scold those two for buying a puppy without talking to us first?

Jaebummie: Uhh

Jaebummie: No, not yet.

Jinyoungie: Ugh, I still can't believe that they did that. I mean, Coco's cute and all, but we should at least scold them a little, you know?

Jaebummie: Yeah, definitely. I promise to do just that when I get the chance.

Jinyoungie: Thanks, babe ^^

Jaebummie: Haha anything for you

~~~

Jaebummie: Is the deed done?

Sunshine: My closet, middle right drawer, under the first 3 shirts. 

Jaebummie: I owe you my life

Sunshine: Anything for your silence