WangGae: Youngjaeeeee

Sunshine: Jacksonnnnn

WangGae: I saw you earlier, and that shirt you're wearing looks great on you!

Sunshine: Thanks! It was a gift from my mom ^^

WangGae: I expect no less from the one who gave birth to a ray of sunshine, and that shirt really does look like it's made of some high quality material

WangGae: BUT

Sunshime: ofc there's a but

WangGae: I bet it'll look even better on Mark's bedroom floor.

Markeu: Are you hitting on Youngjae for me?

WangGae: Duhh you never do it irl so I figured that I should step in

Sunshine: I knew getting a compliment from you was too good to be true -.-

WangGae: What's that supposed to mean?!

Sunshine: Anyways, Mark hyung hits on me all the time, so I doubt he needs any help in that department

WangGae: But I never see him flirt with you??

Markeu: You obviously haven't seen our texts

WangGae: Joke's on you cause I have

Markeu: how?

WangGae: Jae

Sunshine: He wouldn't stop whining 

Markeu: Makes sense

WangGae: I'm still here...

WangGae: BUT WE'RE NOT HERE TO TALK ABOUT ME

WangGae: Your flirt game is way too weak to be worthy of being used on Youngjae

Markeu: Says the one who can't even look at his boyfriends w/o getting flustered

WangGae: I'm new to this dating stuff, stop attacking me

Sunshine: Says the one who acts like an actual bf with Bam and Mark and even kisses them on the cheeks

WangGae: im

Markeu: "iM nEW tO THiS dAtiNg sTUfF" 

WangGae: I'm sorry for upsetting God so much that I have to suffer like this. Please, God, forgive me.

DabDab: You're not forgiven

WangGae: da fuq I was asking for God's forgiveness not some dab master wannabe's

DabDab: exingcuse you 

Brownie: LOL

DabDab: even my own boyfriend is laughing at my misery. What did I do to deserve this?

Brownie: How about you not returning my favorite sweatshirt?

DabDab: It's comfortable!

Brownie: Which is exactly why it's my favorite and want to at least use it sometimes

DabDab: That's not fair. Mark lets Jae use his sweatshirts all the time and he never asks for them back ●3●

Sunshine: That's because we practically share closets at this point and don't even know whose stuff is whose

WangGae: I, a markjae enthusiast, second that

WangGae: 

WangGae: Exhibit A; the infamous markjae sweatshirt. Who it belongs to, no one knows.

Markeu: Baby, isn't that yours?

Sunshine: No? I thought it was yours

Brownie: Ok we get. Markjae are goals while I'm a trash boyfriend 

DabDab: Babe, you're not trash. You're just a selfish baby who won't let me wear his sweatshirt

Brownie: Is that supposed to make me feel better?

DabDab: Yes, because I've decided to finally return your precious sweatshirt because I love you

Brownie: I changed my mind. Wear it as much as you like. 

DabDab: No, I insist

Brownie: Just take it. I'm trying to be a loving boyfriend here

DabDab: So am I

Brownie: You're already the best boyfriend I could ask for, so let me do this for you

DabDab: And I already told you that you can have it back, cause I want to do something for you, too

Markeu: *eating popcorn*

Sunshine: *sipping tea*

WangGae: *trying to steal snacks but is getting slapped away by markjae*

Brownie: YOU CAN WEAR IT

DabDab: I'M TRYING TO BE NICE SO ING TAKE IT

Brownie: I'M JUST TRYING TO SHOW YOU HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU DAMMIT

Jaebummie: *just walked in to chat to jackson, saw the mess, walked out*

DabDab: THAT'S SO SWEET I DON'T DESERVE YOU

Brownie: NO I'M TRASH COMPARED TO YOU

Jinyoungie: *smelled the tea, came to watch it get spilled, saw that wasn't going down, left with Jackson*

DabDab: COME AND KISS ME, YOU FOOL

Markeu: I love how fast they solved their lovers' quarrel

Sunshine: I love how Jinyoung hyung literally came into the living room to carry Jackson away

Markeu: Welp, I'm pretty sure they're all making out now. You know what that means? ;)

Sunshine: Cuddles and nap time? 

Markeu: yeah