Markeu: Jacks, I heard you laid your hands on someone very precious to me.

WangGae: Surely you're not talking about the someone I just scolded, right?

Markeu: That's exactly who I'm talking about

WangGae: Figures (◔_◔)

Markeu: So you did touch him?

WangGae: Just on the back to GENTLY guide him away

Markeu: How dare you touch my wife!

WangGae: Wife? You guys aren't even married yet!

Sunshine: You don't know that.

WangGae: yOU

WangGae: I barely touched you

Markeu: But you still touched him

WangGae: Ugh I was just telling Youngjae to give Coco a bath, and then I pushed him towards the bathroom to make sure he actually did it

Markeu: Are you telling us how to raise our child now?

Sunshine: Jackson hyung, I thought you were better than that.

WangGae: I'm officially done.

DabDab: Jackson, it's not worth trying to win a fight with Wifey and Husbando 2.0

Markeu: Who're the OG's?

WangGae: That's not even a question. It's obviously the prince who babies us and the other thing that insists that Youngjae is his only child

Jaebummie: Did you just call me a "thing"?!

WangGae: wtf am I supposed to call you?

WangGae: Leader?

WangGae: Daddy?

WangGae: Jaebum?

Jaebummie: Anything but a ing object with no name

WangGae: If you say so, Daddy ;)

Brownie: I just saw this and almost threw up

Jinyoungie: Really? I got a little hard

Markeu: Thank you all for the unnecessary info

DabDab: Speaking of momma bird getting hard

Sunshine: ew

DabDab: Did ya'll get together and have a yet?

WangGae: Oh, would you look at the time. It's time for me to go stand in a corner and avoid my responsibilities

WangGae: BYEEE

DabDab: What an icon. I aspire to be able to avoid my problems like him

Sunshine: Don't you already do that?

DabDab: Jae, stop exposing me.

Markeu: Okay, but can we talk about how fast Jackson left

DabDab: Jaebum hyung, Jinyoung hyung, any ideas as to why he left in such a hurry? Hmm?

Jinyoungie: I'd love to answer your question, but I'm scheduled to do stuff at this exact time. Goodbye.

Jaebummie: I just don't wanna answer

Jaebummie: laterzz

Brownie: why are they dodging the question? They already know that they like each other

DabDab: Thanks to SOMEONE

Brownie: I SAID I WAS SORRY

DabDab: DON'T YELL AT ME

Brownie: I'M NOT EVEN YELLIG, JUST THPUNG IN ALL CAPS

Sunshine: "yellig"

Brownie: Youngjae hyung, please don't start

Markeu: "thpung"

Brownie: I ONEW HOW TO SPELL DAMMIT

DabDab: Onew hyung from SHINee?

Brownie: I'm going to jump off a bridge

Markeu: I backflipped off a cliff

Markeu: Get on my level

Brownie: Annnnnd this maknae is drained for the day. I'm going to go back to sitting in my corner that's anywhere but here

Sunshine: Bye, Yugyeom!

Markeu: You know you love us! <3

DabDab: And we love you! Though I love you much more than everyone else! <3 <3 <3