DabDab: Hey, Mark hyung

Markeu: ??

DabDab: you wanna know a secret about Youngjae hyung and his kinks?

Sunshine: bam, don't

DabDab: he loves broad shoulders

Markeu: ...

Sunshine: dammit Bambam!

DabDab: he especially loves Jaebum hyung's

Markeu: I see

Sunshine: hyung I swear I love your shoulders, too

DabDab: but you love Jaebum hyung's more

Sunshine: pls stfu

DabDab: YOURE NOT DENYING IT

Sunshine: hyung, don't listen to what that idiot is saying

Markeu: is it true?

Sunshine: what?

Markeu: you love Jaebum's shoulders more than mine?

Sunshine: ...

DabDab: O

DabDab: JAE JUST SENT THREE ING PERIODS

DabDab: ITS OBER FOR YOU MARK HYJBG

DabDab: JAEBUM HYUNG IS STEALING YURE MAN WITHOUT EVEN TRYING

Sunshine: JUST BC I THINK JAEBUM HYUNGS BROAD SHOULDERS ARE HOT DOESNG MEAN I DONT LOVE MARK HYUNG

DabDab: HE ADMITTED IT ASKDKFGLHLLWIDEEOFLK

Markeu: I now know where I stand in your heart

Sunshine: WDYM?! YOU HAVE MY WHOLE HEART

Markeu: mhmm

Sunshine: ok maybe not my whole heart

Sunshine: Coco takes up a lot of space.

Sunshine: and food. Food is important, too.

Sunshine: but I swear you're worth more than all of those things combined

Markeu: <3

DabDab: you forgot your love for Jaebum hyung's shoulders

Markeu: 3

Sunshine: why are you attacking me so much today?

Sunshine: why do you hate me?

DabDab: on the contrary, I really love you 😘

DabDab: which is why I really like to tease you

Sunshine: eww

Sunshine: stop flirting before I tell your boyfriend

DabDab: you wouldn't

Sunshine: oh, but I would

DabDab: hyung, don't

Sunshine: aaannnddd guess who's not getting ed by Gyeomie tonight?

DabDab:

Markeu: so you gave a cute nickname to Yugyeom but not me

Markeu: I see how it is

Sunshine: wHY ARE YOU SO MAD?!

DabDab: I guess I'm not the only one who's not getting ed.

Sunshine: I heard Yugyeom is out bowling with Jungkook. How does it feel knowing your bf is bowling with someone else?

DabDab: I did not come here to get attacked like this.

Sunshine: You're the one who started it.

DabDab: It was funny though!

Sunshine: Oh, hey. Did you see Yugyeom's Instagram update? He has his arm around Jungkook and everything. They look so cute together!

Sunshine: They seem to be having a good time without you, too. 🙂

DabDab: I'm out.

Markeu: So...

Markeu: Jaebum's shoulders

Sunshine: I'm 2 out.