-[Yoongi]-

It’s been a month since the Grand Ball and the wedding day is nearing, it has been settled that the triple (how is that even possible?) wedding will be held on April 16,

It will be a three-day wedding, it would go from youngest to oldest which means me and Jimin would be the last to get married,

Actually, now that I think about it, the sound of getting married to Jimin sounds kinda weird considering I just met this fool a month ago.

It might sound bizarre to some people but hey, you only live once.

It’s currently March 27 and I’m panicking, everyone’s planning the wedding yet I still haven’t made a plan on telling Jimin’s parents about my real identity, .

What the am I going to do, everything’s going too fast that it’s making me dizzy.

I don’t know what to do, this is confusing.

I want everything to just stop for a moment and maybe let me catch up on what’s really happening right now,

Okay, so uhm.

I met Jimin, I agreed to become his bride, somehow fell in love along the way, and now I’m about to get married to him in a month-

Wait, what?!

I’m getting married?!

I choked on the tea I was drinking this made Jimin turn to look at me worried,

“Hey, what’s up?” He asked softly, this got everyone’s attention on the table.

We were currently having a friendly meeting about the wedding, their parents left us to decide about the wedding as they had said: “You’re all grown up people and this is your wedding, you can go decide what you want for your wedding, just annoy us when you need us.”.

Which means we’re currently having a meeting on what to do about the wedding with our two special guests that insisted to help us,

Namjoon and Seokjin.

They’ve been attached to the hip lately,

I guess they’re the next one getting married.

“It’s nothing,” I said shaking my hands before gesturing back to the others, “so what are we talking about?”

“We’re talking about the theme of the wedding's!” Taehyung said without a beat of silence as he happily clasped his hands and had this dreamy look, “I want my and Hoseokie’s wedding to be a Fairy Tale theme, we can have a bouncy house for the guest and oh maybe a bunch of Disney characters designed on the cups??” Taehyung said as everyone looked at him incredulously except Hoseok,

Oh, that whipped horse.

“That’ll be a great theme for a wedding,” Hoseok said agreeing with his fiance, who was vibrating with happiness as he continued babbling about the different things they can for their wedding, leaving everyone confused as to what age Taehyung really is.

I mean Fairy Tale themed wedding sounds cool actually, practically a great theme but…

Cups with Disney characters on it?

Not really my thing, that sounds more like a children’s party than a wedding.

But Taehyung is Taehyung, you can’t change that.

“You know, maybe we can have the wedding cake be covered with different Disney characters and then maybe we can make the wedding cake colored yellow because white wedding cakes are so boring and plain looking, the flavor could be mango-” Taehyung continued to babble but was cut off by Jimin,

“I don’t like mango though, what the heck Taehyung,” Jimin said scrunching his nose in disgust as Taehyung seemed to stop at that and though for a while, his face completely serious like he’s rethinking his life choices. (I can relate.) (a/n: We all can.)

“Hmmm, maybe lemon? Wait does lemon even taste good? I have never tasted a lemon cake before,” Taehyung suddenly said with wide eyes before turning around to face Hoseok with a huge smile, “Hoseok maybe we can taste different cake flavors and see which one is the best? Wait, I want to taste a lemon cake first though, I want to see if it’s suitable enough for our 'going to be a great wedding'!”.

As you can see Taehyung is the most hyper about the wedding preparations than anyone else,

I for a fact just find wedding preparations tiring.

I mean I have never prepared any weddings anymore but I’ve heard stories from Seokjin who had been a best man once in his life on the wedding of his older brother,

He quoted “It was just as hard as waking you up when you still go to college and you know how hard it is to wake you up.” He earned a smack on the head for that and I earned a scolding by him,

“You know you aren’t the only one having a wedding here,” Gemini suddenly commented as Taehyung continued to babble for another minute with Hoseok listening tentatively,

“I know, I’m sorry but I’m so excited!” Taehyung said as he continued to shake violently in his seat,

“We can see that Taehyung hyung,” Jungkook said with a roll of his eyes,

“Yah! Why do you call Taehyung hyung when you don’t even call me hyung?!” Jimin suddenly protested from his seat,

“Because you’re shorter than me,” Jungkook said with a smug look,

I snickered at that,

“What about Yoongi hyung?! Why do you all him hyung then huh?!” Jimin continued to bicker, “he’s short,” (Taehyung looked slightly confused at that, still not really sure about the whole cross-dressing kink thing.)

That little brat-

“Because he’s a cool hyung,” Jungkook said with a shrug, Jimin gasped at that.

“So you’re saying I’m not a cool?!” Jimin said with an offended expression,

“Yep,” Jungkook said not even an ounce of hesitance,

“You’re so lucky you're so far from or else I will-” Jimin was about to continue his threat when Seokjin suddenly cut him off,

“Shush my child, we’re here to talk about your wedding plans not bicker around. You guys are grown ad-”

“Grown adults my ,” I said under my breath,

“What did you just say?!” Jin squawked angrily,

, he heard me.

“Nothing hyung,” I said,

“No, no I heard what you said,” Jin said before turning to the right to sulk on Namjoon, who awkwardly patted his shoulders trying to comfort him.

Gemini sighed before rolling her eyes,

“You guys are a bunch of babies, seriously stop bickering and let’s just get on with the meeting as you guys kindly said before I fall asleep listening to all your nonsense,” Gemini said cooly,

“Yah! We’re older than you,” Jimin said but was completely ignored by Gemini who turned away from him,

Sigh and here I thought we were finally getting somewhere,

“Guys, you need to chill the up,” I say nonchalantly as everyone looked at me trying to protest but I shushed them a simple hand gesture,

“So… the wedding theme for each wedding, be serious. What theme do you want for your wedding Jungkook and Gemini?” I asked as Jungkook’s eyes widen and Gemini looked shook too,

“W-why us first?!” Jungkook protested, “We don’t even have anything planned yet!”

“Well you better get planning then, isn’t your wedding the first to start?”

“W-wait really?!”

“Yep,”

“,’

“Don’t swear, brat.”

~-~

“That was tiring,” I said as I entered our room, already skidding towards Jimin’s bed, (well more like ‘our’ bed considering I haven’t slept in my bed in… I don’t even remember anymore,)

“It was,” Jimin said with a yawn,

The discussion about the theme for our weddings took about the whole day and drained my energy level to a measly 0,

I was about to drift to sleep when Jimin started complaining,

“Yah! Get off the bed you lazy grandpa, change your clothes before sleeping! Your clothes are dirty, the least you can do if you’re not going to take a bath,” Jimin said mumbling the last part as he sleepily walked to his walk-in closet to change,

I groaned annoyed as I rolled around the bed in protest,

“But I don’t want to! Too far,” I whined as I stuffed my face into a pillow that’s nearest to me,

“Nope! Go get changed!” Jimin said as he closed the door to the bathroom,

I huffed annoyed as I removed my face from the pillow, glaring angrily at the door which Jimin just closed.

“But I don’t want to-” I said whining but stopped as I realized Jimin probably doesn’t hear me and because if I continue whining anyways it’ll be fruitless so with an annoyed grunt I rolled off the bed,

Probably not the best idea since the floor didn’t actually like me,

I yelped as I came in contact with the hard floor and groaned,

Yep, not the best idea but what’s done has been done.

I somehow managed to stand up even with my wobbly legs and I lazily start walking towards my own walk-in closet,

I scrunched my nose as I stepped in my closet, I love the clothes in my closets.

I really do.

The only problem is that all the clothes are for girls and I’m not a girl.

.

.

.

Well okay, I am a girl for the meantime.

I sighed deeply as I wore the same clothes I wear every time I sleep which must be really disgusting by now, but it’s the only thing that I’m comfortable sleeping in.

The really expensive shirt paired with an also very expensive sweatpants.

By the time I strolled back in our room, Jimin was already laying on the bed with his phone out.

His fingers scrolling through something, he was so immersed that he didn’t notice me creeping up closer.

It’s not a secret how easily scared Jimin get’s.

“Boo,”

At that Jimin jumped a little as a small yelp could be heard, his phone almost flying off his hands.

Yep, he gets scared easily.

Really easily.

Jimin turned around only to meet my laughing face, Jimin turned slightly red as he smacked my arms weakly,

“Hyuuunnng, don’t do that! You know how scared I get easily,” Jimin said with a pout,

Yoongi ignored Jimin’s pout and protest, as hard as that it is considering how cute he pouts.

“Soooooo… what are you doing?” I said imitating a vaguely familiar character from… Philip and Ferb? Wait for no… that sounds wrong,

Ph-Phineas and Ferb? Yeah, I think that sounds correct.

Jimin seemed to get it though as he giggled, amused at my attempts.

“Hyung stop that,” Jimin said with a roll of his eyes before he suddenly got shy and tried to wiggle away from my grip, but I my hand around him only gripped tighter as Jimin protested.

“Let go of me, hyung.” Jimin weakly protested as he held his phone away from me,

I furrowed my eyebrows, “What are you doing on the phone?”

Okay, I know I’m overreacting but what if Jimin’s talking to someone… special?

That doesn’t sound like something jImin will do though,

He doesn’t seem to be the type to… cheat-

“Hyung, what are you thinking?” Jimin said his voice softening as he saw my eyebrow furrowing into what seems to be confusion and sadness(?)

“N-nothing,” I said not really being subtle as I sound rather sulky, Jimin seem to find it funny as he laughed slightly,

“Awwweee hyung, you think I’m talking with someone?” Jimin said with a cooing voice making me turn red at the affectionate voice,

“Nope,” I said with a sulky look completely disagreeing with Jimin who only beamed more,

“Don’t worry, I’m not talking with anyone,” Jimin said with a wink before moving to show me his phone screen,

My mouth opened slightly and my eyes widened,

It was noted about our wedding.

Like literal notes, Jimin then moved to a different app showing different pictures of practically anything wedding related,

“See, I wasn’t talking with anyone. I’ve just been looking up themes for our wedding so tomorrow we can have a better discussion with the others about it,” Jimin said with a shrug before continuing what he was doing,

I looked at him shock and fondness washed over me,

“You did all of this?! When?” I asked as I scooted closer to Jimin to see what he was up to with the whole planning,

“I don’t know when we were still discussing,” Jimin said with a shrug,

“Oh… is that why you kept looking at your phone?” I questioned as I saw Jimin scrolling through different hair colors,

Wait for what?

“Yeah, I was busy-” Jimin was about to answer my previous question but I quickly cut him off,

“Are you seriously planning on changing our hair colors for our wedding?” I asked in surprise before I could stop myself, Jimin seemed surprised at the question too before turning a deep color of red and his mouth turning ‘o’ shaped.

-[Jimin]-

“Are you seriously planning on changing our hair colors for our wedding?” Yoongi asked me in surprise, I stopped scrolling through my phone in surprise,

did he notice?

I mean of course, he would notice…

My mouth formed an ‘o’ shaped as I didn’t know how to answer this question,

I mean I could always say yes but I don’t know how I’m going to explain as to why I would want to change our hair colors for the wedding,

“I mean… do you have a problem with it” I cautiously ask, I mean it’s completely okay if Yoongi isn’t really into changing his hair color but I love changing my hair color, I like trying out new hair colors no matter how weird the hair color is.

I once had my hair colored orange but then again my hair color right now is pink, so I guess that’s enough explanation.

Yoongi quickly shook his head in response,

“No it’s not that, I have changed my hair color a lot of times. It’s just surprising I guess, but it’s totally okay. I don’t mind, I mean I once had my hair the color pink.” Yoongi said frantically, my shoulders relaxed at that knowing that he’s okay with his hair color changing-

Wait, what?

“Hyung, you once had your hair colored pink?” I asked in surprise, I mean I can’t say anything mean about the color pink considering my hair is currently pink but…

Yoongi doesn’t like to look the type to have the hair color pink,

“What? You have a problem with me having a pink hair before?” Yoongi said with a huff, “You even have pink hair,”

I chuckled at his response before shaking my head, “It’s not about me having a problem with your hair, it’s just… weird.”

Yoongi scrunched his nose at that, “Weird? What’s so weird about having a pink colored hair? You have pink hair.”

I mean having the color pink as your hair is pretty strange in general but-

“You just don’t seem like the type to have... pink hair at least once in their life,” I said with a shrug,

Yoongi quirked his eyebrows at that, “Then what kind of hair color do you think I would have?”

I paused at that, I don’t really know how to respond to that.

It’s just… he just doesn’t seem like the type to have pink hair,

“Uhmm… maybe black?” I said unsurely,

“Jimin. My hair color is black,” Yoongi said amusedly,

Wait really?

I looked back at Yoongi to see if it was true and yeah…

It is true, Yoongi currently does have black hair.

Well that was stupid,

“Well hmmm… maybe blue?” I continued,

I should really stop-

“Blue? That might be kinda true,” Yoongi said with a thoughtful look,

“Really?” I asked surprised that I got something... correct?

“Mhm, I used to have mint blue hair," Yoongi said,

I once again was in shock, I mean blue is okay but mint?

All of his hair colors is like cotton candy favors and it's so ing adorable that I could cry,

"You know hyung, that's really adorable," I said with a little smile as Yoongi squawked in protest,

"It's not adorable, it's cool." Yoongi protested angrily,

I giggled at that, "You sure about that?"

"Of course!" Yoongi said without a minute to lose,

"Mhm," I said as I my phone to see what time is and was genuinely surprised to see it was almost midnight,

11:38 PM

"We need to sleep now, hyung," I said as I scooted more so Yoongi can have a bigger space since it's either moving around or curling up into a tiny ball,

"But isn't it too early yet?" Yoongi questioned as he tried to stifle a yawn,

"Nope, it's 11," I said as I shut off my phone and charged it on the bedside table,

"But 11 is too early," Yoongi protested but moved closer to me to cuddle,

"Apparently 11 is late for me," I said as I turned off the lamp and we were plunged into darkness,

It was quiet for a few seconds before Yoongi turned around from his position to face me instead, he was staring at me for a few seconds before he suddenly surged forward and his lips met my own for a quick peck before he buried his face into the crook of my neck,

My eyes widened at the sudden attack, it was so quick that I didn't realize what was happening 'till his lips met my own,

My heart rate finally slowed down after about a minute and I relaxed as I wrapped my arms around Yoongi's waist and Yoongi's hand clutching my shirt with his head on the crook of my neck, our legs tangled together.

Yoongi's breath causing goosebumps on my neck as I held him just a little bit tighter, Yoongi had already fallen asleep but here I am thinking.

Thinking about how bizarre life is, let me fall in love with a man that practically lied to my parents about his gender and currently getting married to the said man.

Oh, how dramatic my life has gotten.

But I can't say I regret ever meeting him though.

~-~

I woke up to the sound of high-pitch squealing,

What the ?

"Oh my ing God they look so cute like that," a rather deep voice said in a disturbingly squeaky voice,

"I know right like I still can't believe they're gonna get married! I can't wait for the wedding," a melodic voice said but just as the same as the last voice, it was rather high-pitch like people... fangirling? Is that what they call people about to die right?

I groggily groan as I try to get closer to Yoongi who whined annoyed at the sudden movement,

"Oh , do you think they're awake?"

"Yeah, I think so. , maybe-"

"You know I can hear you guys," I said lazily and amused as I continued to hug Yoongi, not moving from my spot,

It was silent after that,

"Just because you guys are being quiet that doesn't mean you're not here," I retorted when they didn't respond,

One of them huffed annoyed,

"Hyung, Chim Chim is too smart." A deep voice said sulkily,

Now I can tell who it was,

It was, of course, Kim-Park ing Taehyung.

"I know Taetae," the more melodic and softer tone said,

Who can it be?

I curiously peered over to the sounds and saw Taehyung and Seokjin with wide eyes as they saw me look at them,

They froze,

"It's not working," I said amused now very much awake, but not moving considering I don't want to wake up Yoongi yet,

He looks too peaceful to awaken right now,

"Hmph, of course, it's not working," Taehyung said with a huff as he finally moved, Seokjin doing the same as he sighed in defeat,

I stare at them in interest and confusion,

"Why are you here so early?" I asked, my voice hoarse from sleep.

"Well... eomma told us to bring this to you two," - Taehyung said gesturing the tray of breakfast food that Seokjin was holding, I looked at in surprised just noticing it, - "since you guys didn't go to breakfast today and she expected that you guys were still asleep, she wanted to be nice for once so she didn't bother waking you guys up and having you to walk all the way to the gazebo, so she told us to bring this to you guys instead," Taehyung said chirpily,

Wait, we missed breakfast?!

"Yep," Seokjin said,

Oh , I must have said that out loud.

"And that too," Seokjin said amusedly,

,

"What time is it?" I asked as I suddenly move away from Yoongi who groaned annoyed and shuffled in his sleep trying to get closer,

"It's currently 10:08," Seokjin said as he eyed Yoongi amusedly since he never thought he would see Yoongi ever acting cute like right now,

"What time is it?" I asked as I suddenly move away from Yoongi who groaned annoyed and shuffled in his sleep trying to get closer,

"It's currently 10:08," Seokjin said as he eyed Yoongi amusedly since he never thought he would see Yoongi ever acting cute like right now,

"10:08?" I squeaked in surprise,

We usually eat breakfast 8 sharp,

"Wait isn't their school today?!" I said as I paled slightly,

Taehyung snorted at that, "Didn't you remember yesterday when eomma and appa said that we won't need to go back to hell - aka college - 'till the wedding is over,"

I relaxed at that but then sat upright again,

"But wait, aren't we graduating this school year?! Aren't we going to flunk for the final examination if we skip school for a whole month and a half?!" I said in a panic, I don't want to g through college all over again,

"Ah, don't worry about that. Eomma and appa said that they'll set us up with a tutor every once a week for us to catch up," Taehyung said with a shrug,

I gape at Taehyung in shock, I never really thought Taehyung was capable of remembering all of this,

"O-okay-" I was cut off with a low growl near me,

Oh , the beast has awakened.

.

"What the is happening?" Yoongi growled as he sat upright beside me, completely annoyed that his sleeping time was cut-off short by a bunch of brats,

His voice was hoarse and deeper than usual causing me to shiver slightly at how hot that actually is,

Taehyung seem to yelp in surprise at that, Seokjin looked unfazed though like he had heard the same thing a lot of times,

Which he probably did consider Yoongi used to live with Seokjin in Yoongi's college days,

"N-Noona?" Taehyung yelped out with fear laced in his voice if there's one thing he learned from Yoon Ji is that to never wake her up, he already got a big bruise from last time.

"Noona- what now?" Yoongi demanded confusedly, he was still in the state of between reality and sleepy,

“O-oh! It’s Yoongi hyung this time,” Taehyung said as he nodded to himself, “Jiminie hyung have such a weird kink for cross-dressing that he lets Yoongi hyung wear girl stuff for the whole day,” I heard Taehyung mutter to Seokjin who's eyes widened but his mouth soon turned into a smirk,

“Is that so?” Seokjin said with a mischievous glint in his eyes,

“Tut, tut Park Jimin. Never thought that’ll you be the type,” Seokjin said, stifling a giggle,

I turn beet red at the accusation,

“What the heck hyung!? And Taehyung, I most definitely do not have a cross-dressing kink!” I huffed annoyed,

I never thought my morning would end up like this, I thought I was going to wake up with Yoongi in my arms and to the soft sound of his breathing but nope, life doesn’t work like that.

“Why won’t you guys just shut up already,” Yoongi grumbled annoyed, he had already gone back to sleep… well, tried to anyway.

I look back at Yoongi in affection before turning back to stare at Taehyung and Seokjin annoyed,

“Can you guys please leave now? Yoongi wants to sleep still,” I said lowering my voice slightly as to not disturb Yoongi, Taehyung huff at that.

“Why are you so soft to Yoongi hyung - or is it Yoon Ji Noona? - but to us, it’s like we insulted your whole family or something, and I’m your younger brother.” Taehyung said in a what-the- tone,

Seokjin shook his head at that as he put an arm on Taehyung’s shoulder,

“Shush my child, this is what we call young love aka a fast way to get to someone’s pants and still get to do it repeatedly,” Seokjin said before starting to drag a baffled Taehyung away,

I turn red at what Seokjin said,

I try to splutter out a sentence but Seokjin beat me to it,

“Don’t worry about it, we’re leaving. We’ll come back when we have a discussion about the wedding again, don’t worry!” Seokjin said in a rather sing-song voice before closing the door and leaving the tray of food on my coffee table,

When they were finally gone I sighed deeply as I slumped back into the bed and to a sleepy Yoongi,

“Did they finally leave?” Yoongi sighed as he curled to himself more,

“Yep,”

“That was ing annoying,” Yoongi lazily grumbled as he snuggled more into the pillow I slept in, “Now come here, I still want to sleep.,” he said as he made grabby hands for me,

I chuckled fondly at that but complied as I lay once again beside Yoongi who smiled slightly and tucking his head underneath my chin and drifting off to sleep,

I wasn’t really sleepy now but I don’t want to bother Yoongi so I stay still and snuggled closer to him,

I can always skip breakfast.

A/N- 

Nah don't skip breakfast.

Also, the album is released tomorrow.

I'm screeching.

OMFG.

I have a lot to say ABOUT THE FKING COMEBACK AND SHT BUT I'M IN A FKING HURRY. SHT.

So uhm I didn't get to update last time because I was pre-ordering the Her Album Vers. O, V, E and I had to pre-order it through my father since I still don't have a credit card but I sadly still have to pay him... ;-; (Why I didn't bother to buy L even though I can buy the L vers? Because... I'm not really interested in the vers. L... omfg I feel like I just insulted BTS newborn child, MIANHAE!)

Author-nim is LITERALLY BROKE.

LIKE B R O K E.

And istg I'm gonna get pregnant when I hear their new music.

istg, I hope the new baby ain't taller than me though.

I'm not ready.

I'm never ready.

Help me Jisoos.

Anyways, let's pray for each other because it's highly unlike that any of us is going to survive for the comeback.

FIGHTING! (And belated Happy Birthday to Namjoonie~)

Toodles~

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GemFact: I started stanning BTS (or k-pop in general) on exactly November 20, 2016. How I remember? Because the second I found out about BTS, I went to spotify and made a playlist for them and since they have "date added" for each songs, BST was the first music to be added to the playlist and it said "November 20, 2016". 

It's horrifying to think that I'm this deep in the hole when it's not even a year of stanning. istg.