-[Yoongi]-

It'll be my birthday in a few days. It's currently March 7 which means 2 more nights.

I wonder when Jimin's gonna find out.

Yesterday at university, I didn't saw Soojung anywhere. Which was weird but not unwelcomed. Actually, it was great. No dramatic fights happening every time they passed by each other, actually I wonder if she had changed.

I mean she was nice on the family vacation trip but then again what if she was just pretending?

We'll never know.

My thoughts were interrupted when Hoseok suddenly burst through the door - with Gemini lazily walking behind him - with the widest grin I have ever seen,

I jumped slightly in surprise as I glared at them annoyed,

I and Jimin were currently cuddling on Jimin's bed 'till this dimwit had to ruin everything, Jimin shuffled slightly to see Hoseok and Gemini.

It was supposed to be a lazy day, today. Me not wearing a wig which is why I'm not really minding that it's Hoseok and Gemini are the one, that ruined the peaceful moment, but still.

"what do you want?" I asked annoyed as Hoseok seemed to be ting out rainbows,

"Hyung! I almost forgot but isn't your birthday on March 9?!- wait what kind of stupid question is that? Of course, it is" Hoseok exclaimed but mumbled the last part more to himself than to us, "omg, hyung. It's March 7! It's almost your birthday, . What do you think should I get you? Or may-"

Hoseok seemed to continue blabbering before Gemini cut him off,

"Oppa, shut up please," Gemini said cooly, Hoseok glared at her but kept quiet. She then looked back at me, her eyes flitted towards a confused Jimin.

"Oppa, probably didn't tell you, didn't he?" Gemini inquired the question to Jimin who shook his head,

"Uhm, what exactly is this about?" Jimin questioned as he looked at me confused, of course, this is the way he finds out.

"it's Oppa Yoongi's birthday on March 9 and today is March 7 which-"

Gemini was cut off by a surprised Jimin who blabbered SD he tried to find the right words,

"wa- what?! Hyung! Why didn't you tell me?!" Jimin half screamed as his eyes only seemed to widen, which really is comical to see.

"I'm the worst fianće, I don't even know your birthday. Omg, what are we going to do for your birthday? Hyung, WHY?!" Jimin blabbered as he started panicking, which I really don't see the point in panicking. It's only a birthday.

"hyuuuunnnnngggggg" Jimin whined, I looked at him amused.

"what is it Jiminie? Why are you panicking over a birthday" I said with mirth,

"hyung, why didn't you tell me earlier? We could have planned something! We can't plan a celebration in 2 days!" Jimin said exasperatedly as he rolled off the bed, I chuckled lightly as I hear a groan from the floor,

"well, you don't have to worry 'bout that Jiminie since this old grandpa doesn't even like celebrations" Hoseok pointed out as I glared at him which he ignored, a special talent of Hoseok's.

"What?!" Jimin asked surprised, "everyone loves birthday celebrations!"

Hoseok shook his head at this, "not this grandpa, he despised celebrations actually. Last time I and Seokjin Hyung did it, he got really pissed and stayed at his room for the rest of the night, ignoring us" Hoseok said while rolling his eyes, as he remembered the memory.

"I wasn't ignoring you! I was just pissed and didn't want to talk to some ignorant fools that don't understand that I don't like birthday celebrations" I said sulkily and if things didn't get any better, Jungkook suddenly popped out of nowhere.

"what the hell is all this ruckus on about? I and Taehyung were playing Mario Kart and this whole talking is ann-" Jungkook became quiet when he noticed me,

, this is only the second time he has seen me without a wig.

Everyone seemed to tense up as we waited for Jungkook's reaction,

"-annoying so can you guys shut up?" Jungkook continued, I looked at him in surprise and so does everyone, he shrugged.

"I mean Yoon Ji noona looks better as a male" Jungkook said nonchalantly but I knew that wasn't the answer, but I'll take it anytime.

Wait, what?

I look better as a male, what's that supposed to mean?

That cheeky b-

Hoseok looks at Jungkook in curious, "so... you knew?"

"well, uhm yeah? I mean I found out about it... about a week ago or something" Jungkook said before turning around to leave, "just Uhm, please tell my parents, okay? Lying isn't nice..." he seemed to be in thought before shrugging and added, "and please shut up, I can hear you guys blabber about h-hyung's birthday" - Jungkook stuttered out the 'hyung' part as if testing it out for the first time - "and I think Taehyung's slowly catching up" he shrugged before walking off to continue playing Mario Kart with Taehyung,

It was silent for a while before Hoseok's giant mouth opened again,

"does Yoongi Oppa really look better as a male?" Gemini asked, beating Hoseok to it. I glared at her as she smiled cheekily,

Gemini and Jungkook are the devil's spawn.

Hoseok seemed to pause at that, "maybe"

"What?! I look better as both female /and/ male" I said haughtily as Gemini and Hoseok snickered, at that, I turned around to a stunned Jimin. "Jiminiiieeee, please feed my ego"

Jimin seemed to snap out from his stupor, "huh? What? Feed your ego? Wait-" Jimin seemed to be confused for a second before saying, "Uhm you look great as a female?" he asked more than stated but hey, it's still a compliment-

Wait, what?

I looked at him incredulously, "so are you saying I look ugly as a male?" I asked feigning hurt but also curiosity,

Jimin's eyes seemed to widened at this as he tried to utter some kind of words, "I m-mean, you look great as both female and male" Jimin managed to stutter out, as Hoseok and Gemini's laughter can be heard in the background, I smile happily at him.

"at least someone knows how to appreciate true beauty," I said with a dramatic sigh,

"Oh you egoistic grandpa" Hoseok said between laughter,

He sounds like a dying horse. Which is rather comical.

"w-wait back to the topic" Hoseok managed to wheeze out as he finally calmed down,

"what topic?" Jimin asked,

"the part where Jungkook knew about Yoon Ji noona being a boy?" Gemini asked also lost,

"no, no. About Yoongi Hyung's birthday on March 9" Hoseok said,

Oh , not again.

"I almost forgot about that... again. , I'm sorry. Wait, what are we going to do for his birthday?" Jimin asked rather panicky,

Not this again.

~><~

I managed to convince Jimin that I don't need a huge extravagant birthday party and instead just invite a few friends over for a friendly get-together and that's it, nothing less, nothing more.

"But can I at least get you a present?" Jimin asked,

"no" I replied without hesitation, I don't need any sorts of gifts.

"but why does Hoseok get to give you a present? It'll be mean of me if I don't get you any, considering you're my fianće and all" Jimin replied, I sigh.

"Jimin just 'cause you're my fianće that doesn't mean you have to buy me one you know?" I stated more than questioned, "plus even if I have told Hoseok to not buy me any gifts he'll still buy me, he's stubborn and he knows it" I said with a sigh as I remember the countless times I told Hoseok, to not buy me any gifts yet he still buys me.

Such a waste of money yet I appreciate the gifts he gives.

"But I'm stubborn too!" Jimin protested,

I roll my eyes, "I can see that" I muttered.

"See! I, Park Jimin, will buy you a present!" Jimin declared, I chuckled at the cuteness.

"Mhm," I said with a shrug, I'm too lazy to fight in this stupid argument.

If he wants to buy me a present then so be it.

"what do you thi- wait, it's gonna be a surprise!" Jimin said excitedly,

"you're like a hyperactive chipmunk" I stated as I lazily watch Jimin dash from the bed to the desk to get his phone and back again, he flopped down beside me before turning his phone on and tapping vigorously,

Probably planning everything, he's so excited for my birthday more than I am.

How Jimin-like.

After a few more tapping on his phone he broke the silence, "soooo hyung, would you like... to uhm like... uhhh-"

I raised my eyebrows in question, "what?"

"like Uhm, I know this is gonna sound strange. Wait how is this going to sound strange?- wait, I'm getting out of the top-" Jimin seemed to blabber out almost incoherent,

"just spit it out" I said rather fondly which contrasted to the words that I said, Jimin looks up at me startled before gulping, (I most definitely was not looking at his Adam apple)

"well, uhm-" Jimin scratched his nape, a nervous habit "- I wanted to ask, i-if you will like to uhm g-go on a date with me f-for your birthday?" Jimin asked shakily and nervously, as he shuffled around the bed avoiding eye contact, his cheeks the same color as his hair.

Cute.

I seemed to be quiet for too long that Jimin seemed to shrink even tinier, "I mean, we'll get back in time before everyone arrives, which isn't that many people but like it should be normal for us to go on dates, right? Wait I'm your fiance, of course, it is," he's blabbering nonsense again,

Sigh, this kid. I swear to God.

"Jimin calm the down before you combust, of course, I'll go on a date with you" I sighed exasperated but not really, it was more like my cheeks were tinted pink.

"w-wait really?!" Jimin said in surprised, I look at him in bewilderment.

"I mean I love you and you're my fianće it'll be weird if I don't say yes," I said, not really noticing the words that just came out of my mouth which only made Jimin turn pinker if that's even possible in his state.

"r-really?" Jimin stuttered out,

"of course," I said without hesitance, I smile widely at him.

I really am lucky to call him mine, considering how everything happened so fast.

Jimin shyly smiled back,

"A-and I love you too" Jimin whispered but it still filled my whole body with warmth and happiness, I feel like I'm on cloud 9.

It's a weird sensation but not unwelcomed. I have never felt this much attraction to someone other than Jimin, which I'm happy that it's with Jimin.

Jimin's like the cu-

"you two are so cute, you know?" our little bubble was popped when Gemini's teasing voicing registered into my mind, my eyes widened as I turned around to find Gemini leaning against the door frame with a fond look,

"G-Gemini what are you doing here?" Jimin stuttered out, embarrassed as he hid behind me.

"Oh, nothing. Other than the fact it's dinner time and you guys need to get down before Jimin's parents start complaining about kids not wanting to eat with their parents anymore" Gemini said with a shrug before leaving quickly since I was already standing up and ready to tackle her to the floor,

"That brat" I muttered underneath my breath in embarrassment.

Jimin giggled lightly, still embarrassed that we were caught.

I sighed annoyed, "come on Jiminie. I'm hungry anyway" which wasn't a lie, considering I skipped lunch to stay inside my room to laze around.

Jimin nodded.

~><~ (time skip to next day)

Jimin's parents also found out about my birthday on March 9 but respected my want to not have any birthday celebrations, which was really relieving to me.

It's also March 8 now which means it's tomorrow and Jimin has been very secretive around me, making me wonder what he got me for my birthday.

I hope it's nothing expensive. I seriously don't need any expensive things, considering my wardrobe full of things that cost more than my house.

Which makes me wonder what's up with my house? I should sell it. Yeah, I should. (Or maybe not?)

It was already night time and I was getting ready to sleep,(somewhere around the line and after a few continuous nights of me sleeping in Jimin's bed, we know sleep together every night. Which I really don't mind, he's soft) when I received a text from my parents,

Huh?

Mama: Hey, Yoongs! It's your father and mother, can we Skype right now? We want to say happy Birthday since tomorrow, we will be busy preparing for our flight to Thailand!

I smiled fondly at that before quickly typing out a response,

YoongiBear: yeah, sure ma. I'm not busy right now.

I was quick to get my laptop ready for the video call and a few minutes later an alert came up, I plugged my earphones and clicked accept and I was greeted with a loud-

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOONGI!" My mother happily chirped from the screen, I gave them my signature gummy smile before greeting them with my own,

"Hello, eomma, appa." I said fondly,

"so how's our Yoongi bear doing?" My mother cooed, I turn slightly pink in embarrassment.

"eomma" I whined embarrassed at her for using the nickname they gave me when I was a kid,

"What, Yoongi? Am I not allowed to embarrass you when there's no one around?" My mother inquired with a raised eyebrow,

I spluttered, "what?"

"Nothing, what your mother is trying to say is she misses you," my father said with a roll of his eyes,

"and I miss you guys too" I shyly mumbled back as my mother continued to coo about how "cute" I am.

After that, the conversation flowed naturally, as we jumped from topic to topic that isn't until my mother's eyes flitted behind me that she seemed to stop talking,

"eomma, what's wrong?" I asked her, my father also looked at her confused and followed her gaze and was also surprised,

It was silent, I nervously shuffled across the bed, confused as to what they're looking from behind me, I turned around to see nothing but Jimin's empty room.

"Uhm guys, what's wrong?" I asked again,

My father seemed to have heard the question since he turned his attention back to me,

"son, did you move houses? Or are you in some kind of hotel?" my father asked,

I looked at them in confusion,

"Huh?" I asked dumbly,

"Yoongi, don't play with us. We know your wallpaper room is kumamon" my mother suddenly said,

I blushed at that, yes, it indeed was Kumamon.

"Uhm yeah, I uhm changed the wallpaper," I said with a shrug, trying to look nonchalant.

"But I thought you loved the Kumamon wallpaper" my mother protested, I shrugged.

"I guess, I wanted to change the wallpaper," I said, my parents, thought about it for a while before nodding,

But not before I hear my mother muttering about her loving the Kumamon wallpaper.

I was about to protest about the Kumamon too childish for a grown man like me when my father's eyes seemed to widened and my mother looked completely shocked,

I looked at them confused, "what's wrong? Eomma, appa. Is this about my kumamon wallpaper, I swear to God I changed it si-"

My mother shook her head quickly, my confusion seemed to grow more at this and they seemed to be looking behind me again,

I sighed annoyed, did they notice something else other than my kumamon wallpaper?

With reluctance, I turned aro-

"YOONGI DON'T TURN AROUND!" My mother suddenly exclaimed as she suddenly jumped from the bed that she and my father were sitting at, I cringed. (, I'm wearing earphones for god sake)

I stopped,

"Why?" I asked in bewilderment,

"T-there's someone behind you," My father said after a while of tense silence,

I froze at that, who the will be behind me?

"There's no one behind me," I said as calmly as I can,

This is just some weird joke my parents made up,

"But there's me"

I screamed.

( manliness.)

-[Jimin]-

I was lazily walking over to my room, ready to just jump on bed and sleep.

I just came back from Taehyung's room after being kicked out by Hoseok, who wanted to sleep already.

"G'night hyung," Jungkook said in between yawn as he entered his and Gemini's room,

"Night kook" I managed to mumble sleepily, I was already wearing my pajamas so jumping on bed and sleeping is very much possible and something I'm excited to do, so with little energy I managed to open the door and enter,

But what greeted me, made me stiffen slightly.

Yoongi's still awake.

What the ?

He seemed to be chatting with someone in his laptop,

His face being illuminated with the bright light that came out of it,

Surprised and confused I slowly walked over to not startle him, they seemed to be talking about... Kumamon wallpapers?

What?

I took another more couple steps before stopping right behind Yoongi, my eyes widening as I realized Yoongi was happily chatting with not only one person, but two.

They seemed to look a lot like-

ing , it's Yoongi's parents.

I was most definitely not ready for this, me clad in my pajama.

Nope.

Yoongi's parents must have noticed me because they stiffened and they seemed to be staring at me,

They both looked worried and in shock,

I mean I would too when I realized there's a random guy behind my son's body in the middle of the night at his room,

Yep, totally not creepy.

But like, this is my room! It shouldn't be creepy. But it is and I can't move.

.

"what's wrong? Eomma, appa. Is this about my kumamon wallpaper, I swear to God I changed it si-" Yoongi started to say making me stiff as a stick,

This wasn't how I imagined myself meeting Yoongi's parents.

Now, this is how everyone's gonna remember our first meeting.

A random stranger behind their son's back in the middle of the night at his(also Jimin's) room that they thought was gonna kidnap their son but is actually their son's fiancee.

That would be a great story one day.

Yoongi's mother(?) shook her head,

Yoongi looked rather annoyed as he was about to turn around, I was ready to just run out of there but my feets seemed to be hating on me because they ain't moving.

His mother seemed to be screaming as Yoongi cringed before asking, "Why?"

I watch as his father's mouth moved to say something, Yoongi seemed to stiffen at this.

Did his father tell him?

"There's no one behind me," Yoongi said calmly,

Silence.

"But there's me" I blurted out before I could stop myself, my eyes widened in fear and shock just as Yoongi seemed to scream,

This surprised be pretty bad and you know how bad I react when I get surprised,

So guess what?

I screamed.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" Yoongi continued to scream as he quickly rolled off the bed, a hand clutching a pillow.

A thud was faintly heard as he hit the ground,

"WHO THE ARE YOU?!" Yoongi screeched as he started throwing pillows at me, I screeched indignantly at that as I tried to dodge all of them but I have too many pillows and soon enough I was on the ground covered with pillows,

And if things can't get any worse someone suddenly burst into the room, screaming if I may add.

"WHAT THE IS HAPPENING?!" The guy screeched as he entered the room, a couple of footsteps coming from behind him.

Yoongi was startled at this and screamed, the guy screamed.

"What the are you guys screaming at?!" A girl's voice screeched,

I can't see what the is happening but it better be funny.

"YOONGI HYUNG ARE YOU OKAY!?" another voice says panicky,

"WHAT THE ?!" Yoongi shrieked,

Help me.

"OKAY. EVERYONE SHUT UP" another voice entered,

Why is there so many people?!

Yoongi continued to scream-

"Yoon Ji noona please shu- OHMAYGAWD YOU'RE NOT YOON JI NOONA" A baritone voice screeched,

Ah, . Taehyung, why?!

"OMG SHUT UP" the voi-

Okay, I'm confused which voice is which.

"CALL THE POLICE. IT ISN'T YOON JI-" Taehyung's voice was muffled by something that I'm not currently interested in other than the fact I still haven't moved from my spot,

Sweet silence finally blessed the room, everyone breathing hard from all the screaming.

(I wonder if Yoongi's parents think we're crazy or escaped mental hospital patients.)

"Who's underneath there?" a voice of someone that I don't know anymore said after a couple more seconds of silence,

Silence.

"I don't know" Yoongi seemed to mutter shakily,

Shuffled feets can be heard and I hear footsteps coming towards me,

Ah, . I really need to start searching up how to get the ground to me in.

"You get that pillow"

"No, you do it"

"I ain't getting that pillow when someone underneath there might be some kind of murderer"

"But you're older"

"But-"

"Just do it, hyung"

"Fine, but if I get killed I'm blaming this on you"

"Sure"

A winced at the sudden light as the pillow that was covering my face was removed,

I looked back at the shock faces,

I nervously gulped as they kept quiet,

"H-hi?" I tried saying which seemed to startle both of them as they scre-

"SHUT YOUR, ORAL CAVITY, UP"

~><~

I awkwardly shuffled in between Yoongi and Jungkook.

We just finished explaining everything to Yoongi's parent, (luckily my parent's bedroom was too far for them to hear the ruckus.)

The people that entered the room when I and Yoongi suddenly screamed was actually Hoseok, Jungkook, Taehyung, Gemini, Seokjin, and Namjoon.

Wow.

We must have screamed loud.

"So wait, wait. Retrace, Yoongi you're currently engaged with Park Jimin? The oldest son of the Royal Park Family of Seoul? And you just lied to them by pretending to be a girl?" his mother asked in bewilderment as Yoongi nodded stiffly,

"And you Gemini is also engaged with Park Jungkook? Wait, Hoseok is also engaged with Park-Kim Taehyung, and Seokjin with Kim Namjoon?!" his mother continues, looking more confused and baffled,

"And this happened in what, in one day?! Oh my God" she continued, "I mean I have nothing against you marrying Park Jimin, but Yoongi really? Lied? I didn't raise you to be like this"

"B-but it was a dare! I didn't ask for this to happen!" Yoongi protested,

"Yeah! Mrs. Min, I was the one that dared him to do it" Hoseok joined in,

"I should be the one punished, I was the eldest yet I let this happened" Seokjin added sadly,

Yoongi's mother softened at that before sighing,

"Yoongi, me and your father are tired, we're gonna end the video call now." - Yoongi was about to protest - "No, Yoongi. We're not mad at you or anything but I am rather upset at you lying but other than that I'm not mad" His mother sighed exasperatedly before smiling weakly,

"Bye Yoongi, we can talk again next week."

Before the video call ended, his parents chirpily said "and Happy Birthday again! Hope you have a great birthday, Yoongi-ah. We'll send you a gift if we can"

And then they ended the call.

Silence engulfed the whole room once again.

.

.

.

Yoongi started laughing, everyone looked at him incredulously.

Hoseok seemed to start laughing too.

Soon enough everyone started laughing as everything that just happened started to settle in.

"I can't believe that actually happened" Yoongi managed to wheeze out,

"M-me too" I stuttered out between laughs, "seriously, I can't believe that's how my first meeting with your parents will be"

"I still can't believe it," Yoongi said shaking his head,

"You know I'm still here, and I'm still confused as to why Yoongi is here and Yoon Ji noona is gone" Taehyung suddenly said,

Everyone became quiet at that before laughing once again leaving a concerned Taehyung,

"W-what? Did I say something funny?"

A/N -

Guess what?

I'm not late. JAIJDIOJWOIJKIOAKJC FK YEAH. (I had to ditch 3 of my projects, worth it)

This also means tomorrow is project making day. Yippe (note: Sarcasm)

But anyways, this one is shorter than usual.

Why?

because of dear readers, author-nim procrastinated.

I'm great, I know.

And the most comical thing happened.

The part where Taehyung screamed about Yoongi not Yoon Ji (aka - "Yoon Ji noona please shu- OHMAYGAWD YOU'RE NOT YOON JI NOONA" A baritone voice screeched,)  that part omg, I was typing that part in the google docs in my computer when I noticed shadows behind me (don't even get me started with this) I was scared as , cause if they saw the chap ISTG IM GONNA MYSELF, so I did what any normal human being would do.

I screamed, yes ladies and gentlemen (cue Dope) I screamed. Yet it's so comical that same thing happened here, did I just predict the fut-

Nah, so anyways I also embarrassed myself by saying "HOLY MOTHER OF JESUS" and quickly changing tabs and the tab I change to was KARD Hola Hola mv and I heard them mutter "k-pop" I WAS LIKE FK YEH. I realized it was just my older brother's friends and when they kept watching me I continued to scroll up and down on Youtube.

What did I do to deserve this? Oh by making this chapter full of screaming s.

Anyways, gotta dasi run run.

words: 4070

GemFact: I get startled and scared easily. One time I knew someone was going to scare me when I enter the girls bathroom so I told myself "don't scream, don't scream" when I did enter the girl's bathroom and someone did surprised me but I still screamed. fml.

(sorry for this cheap chap)