Kyuhyun hates his soulmate.

Whoever the this is, Kyuhyun already hates him to the ing core.

Kyuhyun bumps into a man on the way out of the cooperate building but he doesn’t care. He glances at the man who is looking at him funnily but pushes through. Stupid , Kyuhyun thinks to himself. How could he not have seen Kyuhyun? Kyuhyun’s confident that with this hair colour, even the blind is able to look at him.

Not just the blind, he reckons.

But the dead too.

Because his hair is not black, not anymore.

It’s ing pink. Pink as in… Neon pink.

Kyuhyun grumbles, running a hand through his hair. Everyone walking into the building is looking at him weirdly and Kyuhyun resists the urge to scream back at them that yes, he knows that he doesn’t belong here but they shouldn’t be judging him based on his look because ironically enough is it considered a part of their job, not judging and all that.

Kyuhyun survives the walk of shame back(having pink hair hurts his manliness) to his car in the parking lot and once he’s safely inside and hidden behind the tinted windows, he slams his forehead against the steering wheel (softly of course because his head is all too precious to get hurt.) Kyuhyun grumbles and groans and then lifts his head and pulls out his phone, sliding to the camera app and then groan in horror once again at his reflection.

Kyuhyun hates this world, he decides. He hates his soulmate, whoever the this er is. In fact, after what just happened, Kyuhyun’s going to spend the rest of his day locked up in his room, writing up a list of how he’s going to kill his soulmate, slowly and torturously.

“The first thing I’m gonna do if I ever find him,” Kyuhyun promises to himself, “Is shave his whole damn hair off.”

And then burn the strains of hair in right front of him.

And then, throw the er into a sea full of great white sharks, all shiny-headed and bald.

Kyuhyun likes that idea, he likes it a lot and he decides that for the plan to work, he must first find his soulmate. In a cou