Jeonghan- Which of you peasants are my food?

Joshua- What food?

Jeonghan- I had an ice cream cup hidden in the freezer.

Jeonghan- It's not there anymore.

Jeonghan- Who ate it?

Wonwoo- I'm sure you ate it and just forgot about it.

Jeonghan- That's something I'd expect someone who ate my food to say

S. Coups- Okay whoever ate Jeonghan's food tell the truth so he'll calm down

The8- It wasn't me

The8- I don't like cold sweets

Jeonghan- Fine. Everyone except Minghao is a suspect 

Vernon- It wasn't me

Jeonghan- Then why do you have that silly look on your face?

Jeonghan- You look guilty

Seungkwan- That's just his face, hyung

Mingyu- Maybe it was Seokmin?

DK- Hey! Why are you trying to blame me?

DK- I think it was you!

Joshua- I don't care who it is as long as they tell the truth before he blows a fuse

Hoshi- Maybe it ate itself?

Woozi- No

Woozi- Just no

Hoshi- What it was a legitimate question 

(Private conversation)
Jun- Chan can you confess to Jeonghan that you ate the ice cream

Dino- No Jun hyung I'm not taking the blame for you

Jun- Your his baby he'll be more forgiving to you than me

Dino- What's in it for me?

Jun- I buy you lunch everyday for the next week 

Dino- You really must be afraid of Jeonghan, hyung

Dino- Haha :P

Jun- Shut up 

Dino- That's not how you should talk to someone who's about to do you a favor.

(Group Chat)
Dino- Hyung I ate it

Jeonghan- Oh

Jeonghan- Well you could have just asked

Seungkwan- Unbelievable!

Hoshi- I see the favoritism here

DK- How rude

Woozi- Eh it happens

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