Seungkwan- I'm so glad we have the afternoon off

Joshua- Same

Joshua- But then again we have to be at Pledis earlier than the others tomorrow

Seungkwan- You just love to rain on our parade, don't you hyun?

DK- Let's not think about that until we have to

Jeonghan- So what do you want to do?

Seungkwan- You wanna talk trash about the other members???

Joshua- No.... ?

Jeonghan- Why would you suggest that?

Seungkwan- Honestly I wanted to see if I could get any blackmail material from you

Woozi- I'm not surprised

Seungkwan- You wanna say nice things about the others then?

Woozi- You just want to gossip

Seungkwan- Yes

Seungkwan- But its not wrong if we're complimenting them or talking about concerns we have

Jeonghan- I'll start

Jeonghan- I'm concerned with Seungkwan's habit to gossip like an ajumma

Joshua- **Therapist voice** And How does that make you feel?

Seungkwan- You two are hilarious

Seungkwan- I hope you become internet memes

Jeonghan- But for reak though I'm concerned that no one's done the dishes yet

Jeonghan- Who's chore was it today?

DK- It was yours, Jeonghan hyung

Jeonghan- Oh

Jeonghan- Don't rush me I'll get them done when I get them done

Joshua- You're going to take a nap, aren't you  Jeonghan?

Jeonghan- You know me so well

Woozi- Why are we texting if we're all in the dorm?

DK- Because Seungkwan and I are not allowed to yell across the dorm

Woozi- You can be in the same room so you don't have to yell?

DK- But I don't want to get up and walk all the way to the living room

Seungkwan- And I'm not going to get up and walk to the bedroom because that's admitting defeat

Woozi- Lazies

DK- I prefer to call it storing energy for the impending zombie apocalypse

Woozi- I prefer to call it stupidity

Seungkwan- Joshua hyung!!!!

Seungkwan- Jihoon hyung's being mean

Joshua- I could do something about it but I'm being watching TV

DK- Besides I don't think he could do anything to help us

DK- You know what they say about short people

Seungkwan- No what do they say?

DK- They're closer to Hell

Woozi- Do you want me to choke you?

Author's note: Honestly I don't think Woozi is mean he just seems like the type to make snarky remarks when he's grumpy.