Wonwoo's puns

Seventeen text messages

Wonwoo- What do fish get high off?

Woozi- I swear if this is another pun you won't be getting lines in the next album.

Wonwoo- Seaweed

Wonwoo- Jihoon, have you not had your coffee yet?

Wonwoo- You seem a little

Wonwoo- Depresso

Joshua- XD

Woozi- Joshua hyung don't encourage him

Wonwoo- I saw a balloon in the elevator in Pledis

Wonwoo- It was very uplifting

Hoshi- Where was this balloon

Hoshi- I saw no balloon

Mingyu- He really didn't see one. That's the pun.

Wonwoo- The best place to get a job is Ireland

The8- Why

Woozi- No!

Wonwoo- Because your money always be Dublin

Wonwoo- Did you hear about the man who sued the airline because they lost his luggage

Vernon- No?

Wonwoo- Oh well he lost the case

S.coups- Okay Wonwoo that's enough 

Wonwoo- :(

S.coups- Jihoon don't take away his lines because of his love for puns

Woozi- Fine

DK- Hey guys

DK- I just thought of something

Seungkwan- Did you hurt yourself?

Seungkwan-Don't think too hard hyung

DK- Rude

Jeonghan- Kids lay nice

Wonwoo- Play Aju Nice

Woozi- Jeon Wonwoo!

Wonwoo- :P

DK- Anyway why does Chan introduce himself as the giant maknae

DK- He isn't a giant

Dino- Hey!

Dino- Are you calling me short?

DK- No

DK- Just not giant

Jun- He got a point you know 

Vernon- When I hear giant maknae I think of B.A.P Zelo or Vixx Hyuk

Jun- You're also only taller than Jihoon

Mingyu- I think our giant member is Jihoon hyung

Woozi- Do you want me to choke you

Mingyu- Can you even reach up here?

Mingyu- Fight me

Mingyu- Just kidding I'm sorry hyung don't hurt me

Woozi- That's what I thought

Jeonghan- Seungcheol shouldn't you have stopped them 

S.coups- I didn't see the need to intervene

S.coups- If they actually was going to fight then I would've done something

Mingyu- **Sarcastically** My hero 

S.coups- Glad to help anytime bro

The8- I'm hungry

Dino- Mingyu hyung!

Dino- Can you be a hero and make dinner

Mingyu- Fine

Mingyu- I need to teach you guys how to cook

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sayboo #1
i don’t know why i never subscribed, but i’ve been reading this story for a while. it’s pure gold, i love it <3
StarSongGalaxy #2
Chapter 17: "The leaders always have fire."
WHY IS THIS SO TRUE??
me_loveshu
#3
Chapter 16: Lmao wen junhui should be stopped. Lol XD
me_loveshu
#4
Chapter 14: I like this kind of friendship chat XD
me_loveshu
#5
Chapter 12: Lmao dk is so brave kkk
Angel-princess #6
Chapter 11: Awww, baby Chan is scared of horror movies. Cute<3
Lucinda_Serenity
#7
Chapter 9: Hahahah more!!!! I need more of 97 line xD
Lucinda_Serenity
#8
Chapter 4: X`D these pun oh deer lord I have to remember ahahaha so good!!! And that last one mingyu. Shots fired!!!