Hoshi- Guys help!!!

Hoshi- I swear I'm hearing a child yell daddy outside the dorm

Hoshi- Like it sounds distant 

Hoshi- It's creeping me out

Hoshi- Tell me I'm not crazy

Wonwoo- I hear nothing

S. Coups- Why are you texting if we're all here?

Hoshi- Because if I talk it might kill me

Dino- Hoshi hyung, is that why you've been in the bathroom for an hour

Hoshi- It's only been 43 minutes

Jun- Hoshi get out

Jun- I have to shower

Vernon- Are you sure your not doing other things in there ;) ;) 

Jun- Grow up

Jun- We all know I was talking about taking selfies

Vernon- Yeah but the actual subs say "You should already know that when guys shower, they spend majority of the time... [Hand motions]"

Joshua- Can we stop talking about this?

Joshua- It's putting unwanted images in my head

Jun- You aren't worthy enough of my images

Woozi- Hoshi you idiot

Woozi- That wasn't a child yelling

Mingyu- Was it you?

Mingyu- Ow Jihoon hyung hit me

Woozi- That was a cat meowing you was hearing

Wonwoo- Mingyu you're like twice his height and yet you cower in fear when he's angry

Mingyu- You do too

Hoshi- Oh

Hoshi- That's a creepy cat

Jeonghan- Why is everyone texting?

The8- Hoshi's being haunted by a cat kid

Seungkwan- The Adventures of CatKid

Seungkwan- Coming to theaters Summer of 2017

DK- I shall tell the story of cat kid

DK- It tells the story of a young kitten searching for his long lost father. However, he before he meets his father he is bitten by a vampire bat and is possessed by the dark spirit. His friends, Humphrey the raccoon and Nicholas the Spider, must join a human companion in hopes of freeing their friend. Will they succeed?

Woozi- No

Woozi- The possessed cat eats the spider

Woozi- Battles it out and eats the raccoon

The8- What about the human companion?

The8- Does CatKid eat him?

Woozi- No. The human walks away and is like nope.

Vernon- But it could be a stupid human 

DK- True

Dino- I just thought of something weird

Dino- You know how snakes dislodge their jaws when they eat and take the shape of it

Dino- What if CatKid did that and took the shape of the human

Hoshi- CATMAN!!!

Hoshi- The demented superhero 

Hoshi- Neither superhero nor super villain

Seungkwan- But both at the same time

Wonwoo- Cats go to neither Heaven nor hell. They go to purr-agatory

S. Coups- I'm concerned with all of you

Author's note: This whole story is because I heard a cat outside and thought it was a child yelling daddy.