Someone feed this child

Seventeen text messages

Dino- I'm hungry

Hoshi- Hi hungry

Dino- Hyung!

S.coups- Go make some ramen

Dino- I don't wanna get up

S.coups- Then I guess your not that hungry

Dino- :(

Woozi- Stop pouting

Dino- Will you make me food?

Woozi- No

Dino- Mingyu!

Dino- Chef Mingyu!

Mingyu- No

Dino- You didn't even know what I was going to say :O

Mingyu- I'm busy

Dino- With what?

Mingyu- Minghao and I are watching the drama Jun was in a long time ago

Woozi- You don't speak Chinese

Mingyu- I don't need to speak Chinese to laugh when Jun gets knocked out

Vernon- Why can't you just get up and make food?

Dino- I have no inspiration to get up

Woozi- Hunger is your inspiration. Now get your lazy up.

Jun- Someone feed the fetus

Jun- I have a headache

Joshua- Did you take medicine?

Jun- There wasn't any. Jeonghan said he'll go by the store to get him.

Jun- He took Seungkwan and Soonyoung with him

Vernon- Of course Jisoos would only reply when someone is sick

Wonwoo- What do you want to eat, Chan?

S.coups- Wonwoo don't let him win

S.coups- We need to teach him that he can't get what he wants by complaining

Jun- We need to teach him to stop yelling or else Vernon is gonna be the new maknae

Dino- Jun hyung! :O

Jun- You're being too loud

Jun- My head is pounding

Jeonghan- What did I say about threatening to kill each other?

Woozi- To clean up the blood

Vernon- Joshua!

Vernon-Josh!

Vernon- Jisoo!

Vernon- Hong Jisoo!

Joshua- What?

Vernon- I just wanted you to reply to me :D

Jeonghan- Jun I picked up your medicine. We also got chicken and cola for dinner. 

Dino- Yay

DK- Aw

DK- If I knew you was bringing chicken I wouldn't have ate ramen

DK- Dino's complaining made me hungry

DK- I didn't tell him because I figured he'd eventually get up and so I left some as a surprise.

Jun- I'm going to take a nap.

Author's note: Sorry about the lack of Minghao and Seungkwan in this chapter. Thirteen is a lot of people. But don't worry they won't be ignored.

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sayboo #1
i don’t know why i never subscribed, but i’ve been reading this story for a while. it’s pure gold, i love it <3
StarSongGalaxy #2
Chapter 17: "The leaders always have fire."
WHY IS THIS SO TRUE??
me_loveshu
#3
Chapter 16: Lmao wen junhui should be stopped. Lol XD
me_loveshu
#4
Chapter 14: I like this kind of friendship chat XD
me_loveshu
#5
Chapter 12: Lmao dk is so brave kkk
Angel-princess #6
Chapter 11: Awww, baby Chan is scared of horror movies. Cute<3
Lucinda_Serenity
#7
Chapter 9: Hahahah more!!!! I need more of 97 line xD
Lucinda_Serenity
#8
Chapter 4: X`D these pun oh deer lord I have to remember ahahaha so good!!! And that last one mingyu. Shots fired!!!