Facts #21 - #23

40 Facts About Ryeowook

21. He’s a BIG fan of Bada.

“You know, Ryeowook,” Kyuhyun said. “When most people move out of their parent’s house for the first time they engage in partying or unsafe , not…

Ryeowook fluttered his thick, made-up eyelashes and flipped back his silvery purple hair. Standing in Kyuhyun’s doorway with his high heeled boots and a feathery white dress which barely reached mid-thigh, his boyfriend had never looked so androgynous.

"...crossdressing.”

“Happy Halloween to you too, jackass.”

“I’m a mule.”

 

22. He can take quite a bit of alcohol.

Ryeowook didn’t like bars.

The loud music, the cigarette smoke, the douchebags who tried to hit on him every time he got up to go to the bathroom.

“Pretty boy.”

“Cheekbones.”

“Beautiful smile.”

Sometimes they thought he was a woman.

Ryeowook didn’t like getting drunk at bars either.

It was one thing to get drunk with friends—he was a silly drunk, always laughing and hugging and crying—but you couldn’t really kiss strangers at a bar while saying “I love you” without getting into some kind of trouble.

He only drank moderate amounts with his friends and nothing without.

But Ryeowook what hated, not just disliked but hated, were the big drinkers, the ones who would look him up and down and squint and scoff whenever he ordered a drink wrong at the bar, took one look at his skinny frame and assumed he was alcohol .

He’d try to ignore them, sure. Maybe take a sip of his drink and cringe a little at the strong taste. But then the big drinker would laugh—actually laugh—at his inexperience. That’s when Ryeowook had to say something, call them out for their baseless assumptions. The drinker would just laugh harder, of course (they always did), but that’s how you got people’s attention, and if you kept pushing, pushing, maybe the drinker would get angry enough, cocky enough, to make a bet. A drinking bet.

Ryeowook didn’t much like bars, but he did like money, and likes always outweigh the dislikes. 

 

23. He can’t stand rollercoasters.

K: Are you still mad at me?

R: yes

K: …How about now?

R: …yes

K: And…now?

R: well ye—oh, wait, wait, maybe, just maybe…

R: YES

K: That was mean

R: as mean as tricking someone onto a rollercoaster when you know that someone hates speed, spinning, heights, and all other things related to rollercoasters?

K: The severity of the meanness does not excuse the meanness itself

R: I’m turning off my phone now

K: WAIT

K: I’M SORRY

K: It was our first time at an amusement park together, I didn’t think you would get so scared. I thought you would have fun after a couple rides.

K: I should have listened to you when you said you didn’t want to go on the mind twister. And the tower drop. And those spinny teacups. I’m sorry.

K: Ryeowook?

R: ok. I’m not mad anymore

K: :D

K: And it wasn’t all bad right? We did tamer stuff too, like all those carnival games.

R: You didn’t win me anything though 

K: We’ll go again next week and I’ll win you that Pooh bear.

R: ok 

K: And we can go in the Tunnel of Love again ;)

K: Did you know they took a picture of us at the end? I copied down the code and downloaded it when I got home. Wanna see?

R: sure!

K:

 

 

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R: I’m giving your laptop to a homeless man.

 

 

Happy Kyuwook Tenth Anniversary!

 I am so sorry I left this story hanging for this long. A bunch of family stuff came up, and I just couldn't find the time to get on AFF. Hopefully the worst of it is over though and I'll be able to wrap up these facts in the next two weeks. To be honest this chapter wasn't quite finished (that's why it's so short) but I just had to post something for Kyuwook Day. The rest will be up tomorrow.

Thanks for sticking around and as always, for reading!

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taempteng #1
Chapter 10: Aha, omg, the egg pun. X’D
That is honestly good, I applaud!
Seriously, these two are just plain geniuses when they work together! :D

[squeal] Ryeowook’s attentiveness towards Kyuhyun is so adorable! He’s good in multitasking, sure, but whenever it comes to Kyuhyun, his attention will be fully on the younger and it’s just so cute thinking about it! Ayeee, the sweetness that are Ryeowook and Kyuhyun!
taempteng #2
Chapter 10: Kyuhyun has a hat ! (OAO) That’s so weird XD Ahaha, to read it is weird, but to say it out loud is even weirder, what even? :’D

I can’t imagine why he would want to ‘tidy’ Ryeowook’s hair every time he wears a snapback. Your hair is bound to get messy when you take off your hat, and then you ruffle it before putting it back on? Kyuhyun, you’re a terrible liar!

But the beanies though. C’X Aha, I can imagine Kyuhyun doing that. C: Acting like a cat and playing with the little ball on Ryeowook’s beanie, and just earning people’s weird glances.

However, the fedora though (OuO””) That is, um, interesting. (>v>) Whatever made him want to do THAT (maybe I do know why, or not-)
taempteng #3
Chapter 10: LOL Daaaw, Kyuhyun and Ryeowook having couple days, it’s so cuteeee <3

I think the idea of Ryeowook making every day ‘couple day’ is kinda adorable and sweet. X’D I mean, it can be a bit impractical, but hey, as long as the two get to show their loves to each other, right? (OuO) Plus, Kyuhyun is fine with it, so it shouldn’t be too big of a problem. :D
taempteng #4
Chapter 9: 31. Daaaw <3 Kyuhyun resting his chin on Ryeowook’s head is such an adorable scene to imagine! (QuQ) Asdfjkl ahhhh, the fluff is realll-

32. Omg X’D Kyuhyun, you should probably send that letter to Hello Counsellor or something, they can probably help you with this little problem you’re facing. :) And Ryeowook, control your obsession with giraffes, you might freak people out. X’D

33. For Kyuhyun, Ryeowook would do ANYTHING, and would even go against his own rules to do so. That’s just how much Ryeowook loves Kyuhyun. C’: Ahhh, these two, seriously!

34. LOL Whatever the story is. X’D Aha, noodle incident, we’ll probably never get to know what’s behind the ‘following 49’ story. :D Aye, too bad.

35. Daaaw, drunk!Ryeowook is so cute and silly, I love it! X3 And Ryeowook confessing his love to spinning, that’s so funny! X’DDD But of course, nothing could beat his love for Kyuhyun, anything but that. :)

36. YESSS, Kyuhyun isn’t topping anytime soon with Ryeowook. (^^) Ahaha CX
taempteng #5
Chapter 8: Omg X’DDD Poor Kyuhyun, I wonder how is he going to swallow that chunk of banana. (.o.) And Ryeowook though. X’D I can’t even tell whether he’s acting savage or uncaring, or something else entirely. I mean, that banana has been there the whole time and he didn’t even eat one at all! And Kyuhyun just bit into one overly sweet banana and all Ryeowook could utter was a question on whether Kyuhyun wanted some ripe plantain. :’D Dude, Ryeowook, I think you’re not noticing how much difficulty Kyuhyun’s in at swallowing that banana chunk.
taempteng #6
Chapter 7: 27. Ryeowook, this is not dodgeball. X’D This is a volleyball competition, you have to win this for your dorm! (OoO) But, don’t worry, if you lose the game faster, then you’ll be able to spend more time with your Kyukyu. :D Haha, and I can see which one you would rather prefer. C: Don’t worry, just hang on a little longer, I’m sure you’ll be able to survive it!

28. Ryeowook and his beautiful, fair, flawless skin. Kyuhyun must like it a lot. :D Hmmm, imagine everything he can do to Ryeong’s unblemished skin~ [shot]

29. Haha, when Kyuhyun almost pissed off Ryeowook because he had difficulty beating the boss on that level and he wasn’t willing to let his gamer boyfriend do the work because he wants to win it with his own hands. X’D It’s okay, Ryeong, Kyukyu loves you a lot and you know that, he will never abandon you if that’s the last thing he does. :) Though, Kyuhyun will more than likely have a hard time keeping awake the next morning. (^^)
taempteng #7
Chapter 6: 24. That awkward moment when you’re supposed to be helping your friend in cooking but you just ended up being on the sidelines as you watch them cook. X’DDD I know that feel, bro, I know that feel. (QwQ) On the flip side, you get to learn how to cook too through watching! :D

25. Baby Ryeowook is so cute! <333 Haha, Kyuhyun and his logic, is it even logic? X’D LOL He makes no sense.

26. Dude, stop it with the angst. (T.T) Although, it’s kinda heart warming near the end, where Ryeowook would TRY to think that they could last, because honestly he really wished that this could last a lifetime or even ‘forever’. :’) Ahhh, I can only imagine.
taempteng #8
Chapter 5: 21. Shut up, Kyuhyun, we know you like it nonetheless. (=w=) Just imagine Ryeowook doing the same thing, but only this time, in the safety of either one of your apartments, with nobody around to see, and only the bedroom to await you- [slapped] [bricked] [shot] Okay, I’m sorry, please don’t kill me! (QAQ)

22. OHOHOHO THOSE LITTLE ES HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THEY HAVE GOTTEN THEMSELVES INTO!!! (OUO) YOU GO, RYEOWOOK! GET THEM JACKASS TO BEND FROM THE ALCOHOL AND WIN BACK SOME BIG CASH SO YOU CAN PROBABLY BRING KYUHYUN OUT ON A DATE-

23. Ryeowook is definitely pissed at Kyuhyun. X’DDD That picture is ugly, I won’t be surprised if Kyuhyun is found dead the next morning. (OwO) LOL RIP Cho Kyuhyun, here stood the man who pissed off his boyfriend by making him ride rollercoasters and stuff.
taempteng #9
Chapter 4: 15. LOL X’D Daaaw, RIP Lee Sooman for accusing Ryeowook of bringing drugs. You’ll go down into history as the dean who offended a student and died from the wrath of said student. :’) Don’t worry, Sooman. Kyuhyun can understand your feelings.

16. Dude, that just turned dark real fast. 15 drabbles of fluffiness later and suddenly you’re kicking in some angst?? Dude, no, what?!! (OAO) Still, Ryeowook... (QnQ) Screw those companies that didn’t accept him, he’s a beautiful human being and if they can’t see past his appearance, then they don’t deserve him. Although it does mean a lot to Ryeowook, maybe he should try finding other companies. I’m sure there’ll be one that’s willing to accept him purely for his talent.

17. Awww, Ryeowook and Kyuhyun cramping under an umbrella, this is so cute. <3 Haha, lucky Kyuhyun that Ryeowook never brings umbrellas with him, or else he would never get these sort of chances. X’D

18. Omg XDDD Kyuhyun, we already moved past the point of writing with both hands man, concentrate on the topic here! :’D No wonder there was no reply from Kyuhyun for a while, he was busy trying to find the term. X’D

19. Oooh, prom! X’D (I honestly don’t know what to say here so I’ll just leave it at that-)

20. Hmm, I see that someone is thinking naughty~ (=w=) Haha, don’t worry, Kyuhyun. It’s hard to resist, I know.
taempteng #10
Chapter 3: 10. Ryeowook finding hospitals scary and actually thinking Kyuhyun’s costume is valid is so adorable. X’D And then going on to explain to everyone why Kyuhyun is dressed like that to every owner’s of the houses they went trick or treating to. :’D Aha, daaaw, Kyuhyun knows Ryeowook so well, and Ryeowook is so sweet with Kyuhyun, my heart. <3

11. Hehehe~ (OwO) Ryeowook’s voice is just so mesmerising that Kyuhyun already lost track of what they were talking about. X’D Kyuhyun better not let Ryeowook know he wasn’t listening (although, I think Ryeowook already has a guess) lest he wants to have his eardrums bleeding from Ryeowook’s wrath and scolding (though knowing Ryeowook, he’s too nice for that man I mean come on).

12. Jealous Kyuhyun is so entertaining to watch. XD Hahaha, don’t worry, Kyukyu. Ryeong only likes you and you only, nothing to be jealous about~

13. Ryeowook’s cuteness can be the bane of anyone’s existence. No matter how unlucky he is, because of his cuteness, he can turn into the luckiest thing ever. Well, actually, come to think of it, the unluckiest people are the ones who gets tricked by Ryeowook’s cuteness (AKA Kyuhyun).

14. I was literally kicking my legs out for a few good whole minutes while reading this. :’) It is just so cute OMG asdfjkl <333 Especially the ending part, where Kyuhyun confessed to Ryeowook and all. [squeal] Best, ship, EVAH-
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