30 CLUB

SOSHI ON CRACK

 

SOGAYSHEGAY
taeyeon_ss: we'll be having new members joining our club in a matter of 2 days!
jessica.syj: WELCOME TO HAGSCLUB.COM
515sunnyday: why do you make it sounds like a club
tiffanyyoungofficial: it's not?
hyoyeon_x_x: sorry to disappoint you sunny but it is a club especially when you're around
yulyulk: finally our babies are going to be hags i'm so proud
seojuhyun_s: thank you
taeyeon_ss: why are you thanking us?
seojuhyun_s: for welcoming me to the group
jessica.syj: GET THE HELL OUT SEOHYUN WE'RE NOT EVEN WELCOMING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE
seojuhyun_s: what?
tiffanyyoungofficial: we're talking about soo and yoong sweetie
seojuhyun_s: but i'm gonna be 30 too in korean age!
yulyulk: well you might be 90 in filipino age 
taeyeon_ss: or 5 if you're a pluto residence!
seojuhyun_s: wtf
jessica.syj: YOU'RE 29 OFF
seojuhyun_s: wow someone got pms today huh
jessica.syj: YES WANNA SEE?!
seojuhyun_s: never thought my life in 30's would be this harsh :(
515sunnyday: don't act like you're saint!
yulyulk: you even summoned a satan before!
yoona_lim: unnies i don't wanna be 30 :(
sooyoungchoi: me too :(
taeyeon_ss: yall wanna go to pluto?
hyoyeon_x_x: they'll come pick you up this evening go pack your bags
yoona_lim: unnniiiiiieeeeeee  :'(
tiffanyyoungofficial: aww it's just age baby
yulyulk: yall gonna gain some fat on your thighs
sooyoungchoi:
tiffanyyoungofficial: yuri don't scare them!
jessica.syj: yall gonna get wrinkles on your
yoona_lim:
tiffanyyoungofficial: jessi pls!
seojuhyun_s: gonna die faster too
tiffanyyoungofficial: gosh seohyun stop it!
seojuhyun_s: AIN'T GONNA BE THAT LONG BEFORE YOU GET TO 60
yoona_lim: seohyun you evil
sooyoungchoi: i'm going to be 60 in just 30 years?!
seojuhyun_s: yes
sooyoungchoi: kill me already!
seojuhyun_s: just wait for red velvet to drop another mv so they can murder you there

 

 

sorry for a short update but I'm wishing yall happy new year and stay wild!

thank you for still keeping up with my updates after 3 years!

I love you  you


SOSHI NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION! 


I have so many things to do but let's start by doing exactly nothing


I used to say don't run no matter how late you are, but what I meant by that is if you're late, just don't go. keep sleeping s


Get away from toxic people...wait...I'm the one who's toxic


I need to spend less time interacting with people and more time with my phone and I'm doing great so far


Increase my relationship status from forever alone to slightly desperate


You're not gay? well you are now


I will stop throwing away money that could at least be burned for heat


Stop buying worthless junk on eBay—because walmart has better specials


Looking forward to ruining new year’s eve by telling everyone my resolution is to not have any of my parents die


 

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xDannyKx #1
Chapter 113: eh wait, was there a chapter 113? naw man, guess i'm too late to the party 🤣
sstorm
#2
Chapter 113: bro, you backk???
Mustafina
1155 streak #3
Chapter 113: Oh that was wild as hell 🤣
Eris78
#4
Chapter 113: Poor Soo! It’s not often everyone else is saying the dumb .
ROYAL_LOCKSMITH #5
Chapter 110: Rereading cause I can't remember were I stop.😅

Taeyeon can't resist fany .😆
UndefinedCharacter
#6
Chapter 113: Same Sooyoung, same... 😶😶😶
Kkomofam #7
Chapter 112: Taeyeon meme says it all 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Eris78
#8
Chapter 112: LMFAOOOOO! I’m going to start ironing my toilet paper, too. Sounds like fun.😂
Mustafina
1155 streak #9
Chapter 112: "Sunny can I come smoke crack with you?" Had me DYING 🤣🤣 it was a whole "so who's gonna tell her?" 🤣🤣
Superman19
#10
Chapter 112: Hahahahahhahahaha i really hope for hyowen endgame. But baekhyun got me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Weiiiiiiiiiiiiii berdekah.