DESPERATE 2
SOSHI ON CRACK
SOSHICHATROOM
tiffanyyoungofficial: GUESS WHO'S BACK ES?!
jessica.syj: your loud mouth
tiffanyyoungofficial: ME! IT'S ME! I'M BACK!
jessica.syj: yay, so much wow
tiffanyyoungofficial: thanks for your lack of hype , it's so you
jessica.syj: you're welcome
tiffanyyoungofficial: so um where is that "i'm not that desperate miss kim taeyeon"?
jessica.syj: oh she's not home
tiffanyyoungofficial: where is she? is she in walmart or some ?
seojuhyun_s: probably in hongkong's walmart
jessica.syj: with some ching chong
seojuhyun_S: wtf unnir so rude
jessica.syj: oh look who's talking
tiffanyyoungofficial: so she's not in korea?
seojuhyun_s: no
tiffanyyoungofficial: CHOI SOOYOUNG!
hotsootuff: what?
tiffanyyoungofficial: HOW DARE YOU!
hotsootuff: wait why are you getting angry tho?
seojuhyun_s: puberty
jessica.syj: pms
seojuhyun_s: menopause
tiffanyyoungofficial: YOU SAID SHE'S AT DORM CUTELY WAITING FOR ME NOW WHAT IS THIS?!
jessica.syj: hey seohyun wanna grab some booze?
seojuhyun_s: no thanks i'm fasting
jessica.syj: since when did you?
seojuhyun_s: shut your ing mouth
hotsootuff: I never said she's waiting for you cutely tippani!
tiffanyyoungofficial: I DON'T CARE YOU'RE THE WORST PRESIDENT EVER
hotsootuff: I BRING YOUR NONSTOP TALKING MOUTH HOME IN 13 HOURS NON STOP FLIGHT AND YOU'RE SAYING THIS TO ME?!
tiffanyyoungofficial: YES
hotsootuff: fine! i'm gonna resign then! i can't believe you disrespect me like this!
tiffanyyoungofficial: KWON YURI
yulyulk: <3 <3 <3
hotsootuff: the heck is wrong with you
tiffanyyoungofficial: where is taeyeon?
yulyulk: taeyeon? isn't she in your heart?
tiffanyyoungofficial: awwwwwee true <3 taetae's in my heart
yulyulk: and she's going to be inside you soon <3
tiffanyyoungofficial: DELETE THIS
jessica.syj: oh my god stop talking dirty!
yulyulk: hi sica :3
jessica.syj: bye
yulyulk: :(
watasiwahyo: ayo welcome back tippani!
tiffanyyoungofficial: hyoyeonnie! i miss you so ing much!
watasiwahyo: stop ing lying
tiffanyyoungofficial: sorry
watasiwahyo: but anyways, thank god you're back! do you know how much i wanted to die living with taeyeon just the both of us?
seojuhyun_s: so why didn't you die yet?
jessica.syj: stop being rude you're fasting
seojuhyun_s: please don't take it to heart hyohyo unnir
watasiwahyo: don't worry i won't take it to heart cuz i don't even have any
tiffanyyoungofficial: but why do you want to die? what did she do to you omg?!
watasiwahyo: we're so ing awkward and she's been talking to her hamster the whole time i feel like i wasn't even there with her tbh
yulyulk: taeyeon has hamster?
hotsootuff: yeah the one named banilla co
watasiwahyo: dude it's zero
hotsootuff: ohh my bad
jessica.syj: i don't know if i want to laugh or cry yall are some stupid no wonder yall still in SNSD
seojuhyun_s: i want to say something bad so much
jessica.syj: shut up you're fasting
seojuhyun_s: my inner seotan is shaking
tiffanyyoungofficial: hyoyeon it's a damn puppy! not a hamster!
hotsootuff: no wonder it barks lmao
watasiwahyo: but it really looks like a hamster tho
tiffanyyoungofficial: no it's not!
watasiwahyo: i can't believe my eyes got blind just like my heart
hotsootuff: stop being poetic
[taeyeon_ss is online!]
taeyeon_ss: yeyeon ah did you fed zero today?
watasiwahyo: yes yes i fed her
taeyeon_ss: zero is a boy!
watasiwahyo: oh my i really got blind
taeyeon_ss: what did you fed him?
watasiwahyo: tomato and carrots
taeyeon_ss: dafuq yeyeon he's not vegan! give him some meatballs!
watasiwahyo: there's no more meatballs in the fridge tho!
taeyeon_ss: i bought dozens of it before i left who ate it?!
jessica.syj: me, sorry i got hungry
taeyeon_ss: why are you in SNSD dorm?!
jessica.syj: oh wow stop being jackass i came here once in a while when i'm hungry! be lucky that i grace yall with my presence!
seojuhyun_s: stop farting in my sofa (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
yoona_lim: ┬─┬ノ( ◕◡◕ ノ)
jessica.syj: i did not fart in your sofa! (╯=▃=)╯︵┻━┻
yoona_lim: ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)
yulyulk: yoona pls
taeyeon_ss: that meatballs is for dogs cika you ing idiot!
jessica.syj: do i look like i care?! heck if it's even for snake i'd still eat it!
taeyeon_ss: oo..okay...༼☯﹏☯༽
jessica.syj: stop pouting you're making me soft!
taeyeon_ss: huwaaaaaa~~
yulyulk: sica's worsed than you syoo when she's hungry
hotsootuff: true af
taeyeon_ss: pppaannyyyyyyy~~ ʕ ಡ ﹏ ಡ ʔ
tiffanyyoungofficial: yes taeyeon ah ❤
taeyeon_ss: huh? ppany? you're here?
tiffanyyoungofficial: yes taetae i'm here
taeyeon_ss: huwaaaaaa!!! ppannnyyy!!! ༼つ☯﹏☯༽つ
tiffanyyoungofficial: there~there~
taeyeon_ss: cika is scary ಡ ﹏ ಡ
tiffanyyoungofficial: when is she not?
taeyeon_ss: i miss you so much ppany ah!
tiffanyyoungofficial: i can't believe you said that to me
taeyeon_ss: do you miss me too ppani?
tiffanyyoungofficial: yes i miss you so much too boo
seojuhyun_s: stop making babies
hotsootuff: awww what a happy ending
yulyulk: sica can we be like this too?
jessica.syj: no i'm dating yoong now
yulyulk: what?! yah! how dare you take whats mine!
yoona_lim: (╯°□°）╯︵ ( . 0 .)
watasiwahyo: yoong 1 yul 0
jessica.syj: that's my baby
yoona_lim: (ง’̀-‘́)ง
tiffanyyoungofficial: can yall like get the heck out i wanna talk to my boo in peace!
jessica.syj: let's go baby
yoona_lim: ok
[jessica.syj is offline!]
[yoona_lim is offline!]
seojuhyun_s: no more babies
[seojuhyun_s is offline!]
taeyeon_ss: what even?
hotsootuff: i'm not gonna say anything
yulyulk: i'm going to pretend i'm not here
watasiwahyo: me too
tiffanyyoungofficial: so boo when can i meet you?
watasiwahyo: ooooohhhh
hotsootuff: hyo shuushshhhhh!
watasiwahyo: sksksksk sorry
yulyulk: ing moron
taeyeon_ss: umm i'm already at the airport
tiffanyyoungofficial: do you want me to pick you up?
taeyeon_ss: pick me up? wait are you in korea?!
tiffanyyoungofficial: uuhuh
taeyeon_ss: omg i'm not ready
tiffanyyoungofficial: ready for what boo?
yulyulk: for some action
watasiwahyo: yul stfu
yulyulk: sorry
taeyeon_ss: are you at dorm right now?!
tiffanyyoungofficial: yes~ at dorm~ in your bedroom
taeyeon_ss: you're lying...right?
tiffanyyoungofficial: yeah i'm lying down on your bed tae~
hotsootuff: oh yes taeng is gonna get it
yulyulk: bruh let's be quiet do you want to be kicked out?!
hotsootuff: sorry
watasiwahyo: idiotic lesbians smh
taeyeon_ss: OMG OMG OMG YOU'RE SO CUTE MY BODY IS READY
tiffanyyoungofficial: then hurry home boo so we can play on your bed
taeyeon_ss: the lord is testing me
tiffanyyoungofficial: say it boo, are you desperate now?
hotsootuff: oh yes
yulyulk: yes
tiffanyyoungofficial: i didnt ask you two s sake
watasiwahyo: i can't handle this ! too much gay!
[watasiwahyo is offline!]
taeyeon_ss: YES! YES! I'M SO ING DESPERATE FOR YOU PPANY AH!
tiffanyyoungofficial: good, can't wait to see you boo~
taeyeon_ss: I'LL COME HOME NOW
tiffanyyoungofficial: I'll be waiting
taeyeon_ss: ASDFGhJKL WHY ARE YOU SO CUTE ASDGHJKHLD WAIT FOR ME PPANI!
[taeyeon_ss is offline!]
hotsootuff: taeng gone wildt
yulyulk: you know what to do
hotsootuff: video camera check
yulyulk: let's hide in their cupboard syoo!
hotsootuff: i'm too tall for this
yulyulk: me too but who cares
tiffanyyoungofficial: are you two even realized that i could read what you said?
yulyulk:
hotsootuff: there goes my chance to peek
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